Front of card:
Featuring an illustration of a jar of pickled onions with comical, human-like expressions, each onion appearing to be intoxicated. Above the jar, the text reads “Pickled Onions.” The onions inside have speech bubbles with humorous phrases such as “I’m not as drunk as you think I am!”, “You should text your ex!”, “I done a wee”, and “Hey guys, did I tell you I love you?”. The playful design and witty puns create a light-hearted and amusing card, perfect for bringing a smile to someone’s face.

Text reads:
"Pickled onions. You should text your ex! Hey guys, did I tell you I love you? I done a wee. I'm not as drunk as you think I am!"

Back of card:
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