Front of card: An image of a man interviewing a woman at a desk with text The text reads: "We're looking for someone who can do the work of six men, Thats a same, I was looking for a full-time job!" Back of card: White with Chickpea logo.

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Quitting Hollywood Chickpea Interview Funny Card

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Front of card: An image of a woman with text The text reads: "She thought that she had heartburn. Actually, it was just her boob flopping in her porridge" Back of card: White with Chickpea logo.

Quitting Hollywood Chickpea Funny Card

Front of card: An old religious illustration of a woman and a child reading a book with text above The text reads: "Waddya mean it doesn't swipe?" Back of card: White with Dench logo.

Quitting Hollywood Dench Funny Card

Front of card: Illustration of a man lighting a lantern looking suprised with text The text reads: "OMG! You're so old!" Back of card: White with Dench logo.

Front of card: Illustration of woman looking down with text The text reads: "When you spend too much time watching Netflix and have lost the ability to move!" Back of card: White with Dench logo.

Front of card: Illustration of an ugly man and woman with text The text reads: "Super grateful for filters!!!" Back of card: White with Dench logo.

Front of card: Illustration of a woman and flowers with text The text reads: "Reading your drunk texts when you're sober the next day!" Back of card: White with Dench logo.

Front of card: Photo of jelly beans with drawn on faces on two on them with text above The text reads: "Happy Birthday old bean!" Back of card: White with the Doozy! logo.

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Quitting Hollywood Doozy Sweets Funny Birthday Card

Front of card: Photo of four footballers lined up in a wall with text above The text reads: "The lads had put several pleas to the ref but he simply said they should have gone before the match started" Back of card: White with the image from the front along with the Game On logo.

Quitting Hollywood Game On Football Funny Card

Front of card: Photo of a boy holding a hammer with text above The text reads: "He had learnt how to fix things by watching his dad. First, try a screwdriver then when that doesn't work, you swear at it and whack it with a hammer!" Back of card: White with the image from the front along with the Game On logo.

Quitting Hollywood Game On Funny Card

Front of card: Photo of bags of golf clubs with text above The text reads: "GOLF: The world's most popular excuse for an all day piss up" Back of card: White with the image from the front along with the Game On logo.

Quitting Hollywood Game On Golf Funny Card

Front of card: Photo of a man running with text above The text reads: "After a month of jogging ten miles a day, he was feeling terrific, the only problem was he was 300 miles from home!" Back of card: White with the image from the front along with the Game On logo.

Quitting Hollywood Game On Running Funny Card

Front of card: Photo of a couple on a bike with text above The text reads: "I managed to burn off over 650 calories last night, At the gym? No I overcooked my pizza!" Back of card: White with the image from the front along with the Game On logo.

Quitting Hollywood Game On Bike Funny Card

Front of card: Typographic card with of a illustration house and a person The text reads: "BeerNAV when your alcohol enduced state navigates you home in one piece! Back of card: White with Mixo logo.

Quitting Hollywood Mixo Drinking Funny Card

Front of card: Typographic card with of a illustration of someone on their sofa with blankets and a laptop The text reads: "InstaNest making a nest with cushions and blankets while spending hours surfin' Instagram" Back of card: White with Mixo logo.

Quitting Hollywood Mixo Instagram Funny Card

Front of card: An image of a dog, with text The text reads: "Another birthday, and another year older... ...it's hard to keep all the joy and excitement under control!" Back of card: White with Paw Play logo.

Quitting Hollywood Paw Play Dog Birthday Funny Card

Front of card: An image of two dogs, with text The text reads: "Have you put your nuts in the birthday cake? Yeah... and I dipped my todger in too when nobody was looking!" Back of card: White with Paw Play logo.

Front of card: An image of two dogs, with text The text reads: "I used to be a whippet but as I've grown older... ...but as I've grown older I've become more of a soddit!" Back of card: White with Paw Play logo.

Front of card: An image of peguin, with text The text reads: "Have a flippin'... ...great birthday!" Back of card: White with Paw Play logo.

Quitting Hollywood Paw Play Penguin Birthday Funny Card

Front of card: Illustration of a giraffe in a party hat with text The text reads: "Happy Birthday to moooo!" Back of card: White with Scruffs logo.

Quitting Hollywood Scruffs Animal Pun Funny Card

Front of card: Illustration of a elephant in a party hat with text The text reads: "Its your birthday, swing your funky trunk" Back of card: White with Scruffs logo.

Front of card: Illustration of a hippo in a party hat with text The text reads: "Its your birthday, swing your funky trunk" Back of card: White with Scruffs logo.

Front of card: Illustration of a T-Rex with text The text reads: "OldManasaurusrex" Back of card: White with Sweet Chilli logo.

Quitting Hollywood Sweet Chilli Dinosaur T-Rex Funny Card

Front of card: An image of a two women and a man sitting in a car, with text The text reads: "Nice car what does the knob at the front do? He drives it!" Back of card: White with Tally Ho logo.

Quitting Hollywood Tally Ho Drinking Funny Card

Front of card: An image of two women drinking, with text The text reads: "We drink too much swear like a trooper and our morals are questionable! No wonder we're friends" Back of card: White with Tally Ho logo.

Front of card: An image of a woman drinking, with text The text reads: "Gin isn't the answer gin is the question, Yes please a large one is the answer" Back of card: White with Tally Ho logo.

Front of card: Two dolls with text above them The text reads: "A friend told me that I drink too much" "Defriend them! you don't need that negativity in your life!" Back of card: White with Toyology logo.

Quitting Hollywood Toyology Funny Card

Front of card: Doll with a handbag with text The text reads: "Her handbag used to be full of expensive perfume, make up and handcream. Now it's filled with kiddy snacks, juice and snot rags!" Back of card: White with Toyology logo.

Front of card: Photo of a woman holding a bottle of wine with text The text reads: "Yes, she certainly was all woman... strong yet still sensitive assertive yet still caring powerful yet still fragile... p*ssed yet still standing!" Back of card: White with Toyology logo.

Quitting Hollywood Twisty Wine Funny Card

Front of card: Photo of a woman and a man hugging with text The text reads: "That's very nice Mrs. Carrington but I actually said 'hold my calls' " Back of card: White with Toyology logo.

Quitting Hollywood Twisty Funny Card

Front of card: Ilustration of a pig in a party hat with text The text reads: "Happy Birthday let the party piggin!" Back of card: White with Scruffs logo.

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