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Front of card:
Featuring a funny hand-drawn sequence of a person in a yellow top dodging danger in different poses, on a red background.

Text reads:
"How to avoid death 1. Not today death 2. Missed again death 3. Nice try death 4. Fuck you death."

Perfect for Birthdays, just because, and humorous everyday messages.

Back of card:
Brain Box Candy logo.

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