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  • Hope Beer Discovery Gift Set

    Hope Beer Discovery Gift Set

    €20.00

  • Mr & Mrs Set of 2 Mugs

    Mr & Mrs Set of 2 Mugs

    €17.99

  • Lindt Master Chocolatier Collection (184g)

    Lindt Master Chocolatier Collection (184g)

    €16.00

  • Gentlemen's Hardware Cocktail Compass

    Gentlemen's Hardware Cocktail Compass

    €18.99

  • Tatty Teddy Thank You Teacher 10cm Bear

    Tatty Teddy Thank You Teacher 10cm Bear

    €9.99

  • Grá Chocolate Box 5 Piece

    Grá Chocolate Box 5 Piece

    €21.99

  • The Rum 5cl Miniatures Collection

    The Rum 5cl Miniatures Collection

    €25.99

  • Personalised Text and Photo Upload Mug

    Personalised Text and Photo Upload Mug

    Add Photos

    €13.99

  • Moët & Chandon Impérial Champagne 75cl

    Moët & Chandon Impérial Champagne 75cl

    €62.00

  • Playmobil Go-Kart Racer Small Carry Case (9322)

    Playmobil Go-Kart Racer Small Carry Case (9322)

    €15.99

  • Gentlemen's Hardware Ring Swing Game

    Gentlemen's Hardware Ring Swing Game

    €25.99

  • Tatty Teddy Big Hugs 18cm Bear

    Tatty Teddy Big Hugs 18cm Bear

    €15.99

  • Butlers Chocolate Truffles Powder Puff Box 200g

    Butlers Chocolate Truffles Powder Puff Box 200g

    (62)Total reviews

    €14.50

  • Jameson Irish Whiskey

    Jameson Irish Whiskey

    €34.00

  • Portrait Photo Upload Mug

    Portrait Photo Upload Mug

    Add Photos

    €13.99

Front of card:
Illustration of a bag of golf irons with googly eyes and speech bubbles.

Text reads:
"Frederick decided to use retirement to catch up on some ironing..." 'WooooOOooo.' "It's our time to shine!"

Back of card:
Sarcastic Objects logo.

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