Skip to content
Account
Basket
Googly Eyed Golf Clubs Jokey Retirement Card
Select Size
Use code 50OFFFIVE and get 50% off 5+ cards!
  • Veuve Clicquot

    Veuve Clicquot

    €69.50

  • I Love You Toblerone (360g)

    I Love You Toblerone (360g)

    €20.99

  • Cadbury Dairy Milk Giant Bar 850g

    Cadbury Dairy Milk Giant Bar 850g

    €23.99

  • A Taste Of Christmas Hamper

    A Taste Of Christmas Hamper

    €59.99

  • Swizzels Love Hearts Perfect Pear

    Swizzels Love Hearts Perfect Pear

    €17.99

  • AU Vodka Trio and Glass Set

    AU Vodka Trio and Glass Set

    €29.99

  • Congrats Balloon & Tatty Teddy Congratulations Bear

    Congrats Balloon & Tatty Teddy Congratulations Bear

    €23.99

  • Space Jam 2 Tune Squad Mug

    Space Jam 2 Tune Squad Mug

    €13.99

  • Moët & Chandon Impérial Champagne 75cl

    Moët & Chandon Impérial Champagne 75cl

    €62.00

  • Halloween Gruesome Sweets Selection Tub (1 Litre)

    Halloween Gruesome Sweets Selection Tub (1 Litre)

    Exclusive

    €17.99

  • Tony's Rainbow Chocolate Tasting Pack

    Tony's Rainbow Chocolate Tasting Pack

    €15.99

  • The Cheese & Wine Irish Hamper

    The Cheese & Wine Irish Hamper

    €49.99

  • Tatty Teddy Congrats Bear 10cm

    Tatty Teddy Congrats Bear 10cm

    €11.99

  • Jameson Irish Whiskey

    Jameson Irish Whiskey

    €34.00

  • Gentlemen's Hardware Roll-Up Dartboard

    Gentlemen's Hardware Roll-Up Dartboard

    €29.74

    €34.99

    (15% off)
  • World's Greatest Golfer Mug

    World's Greatest Golfer Mug

    €13.99

Front of card:
Illustration of a bag of golf irons with googly eyes and speech bubbles.

Text reads:
"Frederick decided to use retirement to catch up on some ironing..." 'WooooOOooo.' "It's our time to shine!"

Back of card:
Sarcastic Objects logo.

People also viewed

  • Quitting Hollywood Game On Golf Funny Card
  • Funny Fred Retirement Card
  • Funny Cheeky On Your Retirement Hurray For You Have Fun Card
  • Retirement Card
  • Funny Retirement Card - Happy Retirement, Impossible to replace
  • Fancy Cake Donut Chocolate eclair Happy Retirement Card