Front of card: An image of a woman holding a basket of vegetables and holding a sausage in her hand with text The text reads: "As a vegan she never let a meaty sausage pass her lis...well, give or take a few!!" Back of card: White with Chickpea logo.

Standard Card

Quitting Hollywood Chickpea Vegan Funny Card

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Front of card: An image of a woman holding books with text The text reads: "Women, just like men...only smarter!" Back of card: White with Chickpea logo.

Quitting Hollywood Chickpea Books Funny Card

Front of card: An image of a woman with text The text reads: "She thought that she had heartburn. Actually, it was just her boob flopping in her porridge" Back of card: White with Chickpea logo.

Quitting Hollywood Chickpea Funny Card

Front of card: An old religious illustration of a woman and a child reading a book with text above The text reads: "Waddya mean it doesn't swipe?" Back of card: White with Dench logo.

Quitting Hollywood Dench Funny Card

Front of card: Illustration of an ugly man and woman with text The text reads: "Super grateful for filters!!!" Back of card: White with Dench logo.

Front of card: Illustration of a woman and flowers with text The text reads: "Reading your drunk texts when you're sober the next day!" Back of card: White with Dench logo.

Front of card: Photo of jelly beans with drawn on faces on two on them with text above The text reads: "Happy Birthday old bean!" Back of card: White with the Doozy! logo.

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Quitting Hollywood Doozy Sweets Funny Birthday Card

Front of card: Photo of pieces of cheese with drawn on faces on them with text above The text reads: "Here comes stilton with his blue jokes!" Back of card: White with the Doozy! logo.

Front of card: A image of a fork and a plate with drawn on faces on them with text The text reads: "You're forkin awesome!!" Back of card: White with the Doozy! logo.

Quitting Hollywood Doozy Food Funny Birthday Card

Front of card: A image hands using a of a bottle of hand wash with a drawn on face with text The text reads: "Keep pumping like that...oh..ohh!...OOOHHH!" Back of card: White with the Doozy! logo.

Quitting Hollywood Doozy Funny  Card

Front of card: Photo of four footballers lined up in a wall with text above The text reads: "The lads had put several pleas to the ref but he simply said they should have gone before the match started" Back of card: White with the image from the front along with the Game On logo.

Quitting Hollywood Game On Football Funny Card

Front of card: Photo of a man running with text above The text reads: "After a month of jogging ten miles a day, he was feeling terrific, the only problem was he was 300 miles from home!" Back of card: White with the image from the front along with the Game On logo.

Quitting Hollywood Game On Running Funny Card

Front of card: Typographic card with two illustrations of dinosaurs The text reads: "Bitchosaurus someone who just can't help being a massive bitch! You can shove your apology up your bum there's plenty of room up there Back of card: White with Mixo logo.

Quitting Hollywood Mixo Dinosaur Naughty Funny Card

Front of card: Typographic card with of a illustration house and a person The text reads: "BeerNAV when your alcohol enduced state navigates you home in one piece! Back of card: White with Mixo logo.

Quitting Hollywood Mixo Drinking Funny Card

Front of card: Typographic card with of a illustration of two men The text reads: "Bromance when two dudes are BFFs, you're blinking awesome!" Back of card: White with Mixo logo.

Quitting Hollywood Mixo Bromance Funny Card

Front of card: An image of two dogs, with text The text reads: "I used to be a whippet but as I've grown older... ...but as I've grown older I've become more of a soddit!" Back of card: White with Paw Play logo.

Quitting Hollywood Paw Play Dog Birthday Funny Card

Front of card: An image of bear rolled over, with text The text reads: "Your birthday calls for a celebration drink... ...bottoms up!" Back of card: White with Paw Play logo.

Quitting Hollywood Paw Play Bear Birthday Funny Card

Front of card: An image of peguin, with text The text reads: "Have a flippin'... ...great birthday!" Back of card: White with Paw Play logo.

Quitting Hollywood Paw Play Penguin Birthday Funny Card

Front of card: An image of dog, with text The text reads: "Another birthday?... ...it'll all end in beers!" Back of card: White with Paw Play logo.

Front of card: Ilustration of a pig in a party hat with text The text reads: "Happy Birthday let the party piggin!" Back of card: White with Scruffs logo.

Quitting Hollywood Scruffs Animal Pun Funny Card

Front of card: Illustration of a cow in a party hat with text The text reads: "Happy Birthday to moooo!" Back of card: White with Scruffs logo.

Front of card: Illustration of a muscular man with text The text reads: "Happy birthday beef cake" Back of card: White with Sweet Chilli logo.

Quitting Hollywood Sweet Chilli Funny Birthday Card

Front of card: Illustration of a cheese with text The text reads: "Another year older and still maturing" Back of card: White with Sweet Chilli logo.

Front of card: Illustration of a man lifting his shirt up with text The text reads: "Another year older and still maturing" Back of card: White with Sweet Chilli logo.

Front of card: An image of a woman sitting in a bin with a glass of prosecco, with text The text reads: "Those famous last words "one more prosecco can't hurt Happy Birthday!" Back of card: White with Tally Ho logo.

Quitting Hollywood Tally Ho Drinking Funny Card

Front of card: An image of a two women and a man sitting in a car, with text The text reads: "Nice car what does the knob at the front do? He drives it!" Back of card: White with Tally Ho logo.

Front of card: An image of a woman drinking, with text The text reads: "Gin isn't the answer gin is the question, Yes please a large one is the answer" Back of card: White with Tally Ho logo.

Front of card: Two dolls taking a selfie with text The text reads: "Funny, quirky and crazy! No wonder we're such good friends" Back of card: White with Toyology logo.

Quitting Hollywood Toyology Funny Card

Front of card: Doll with a handbag with text The text reads: "Her handbag used to be full of expensive perfume, make up and handcream. Now it's filled with kiddy snacks, juice and snot rags!" Back of card: White with Toyology logo.

Front of card: Photo of a woman holding a bottle of wine with text The text reads: "Yes, she certainly was all woman... strong yet still sensitive assertive yet still caring powerful yet still fragile... p*ssed yet still standing!" Back of card: White with Toyology logo.

Quitting Hollywood Twisty Wine Funny Card

Front of card: A doll sat down on her laptop with text above The text reads: "That's by far the filthiest idea you've had...let me log off and I'll be there in fifteen minutes! Back of card: White with Toyology logo.

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