Front of card: An image of a woman holding books with text The text reads: "Women, just like men...only smarter!" Back of card: White with Chickpea logo.

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Quitting Hollywood Chickpea Books Funny Card

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Front of card: An image of a woman with text The text reads: "She thought that she had heartburn. Actually, it was just her boob flopping in her porridge" Back of card: White with Chickpea logo.

Quitting Hollywood Chickpea Funny Card

Front of card: Illustration of a man lighting a lantern looking suprised with text The text reads: "OMG! You're so old!" Back of card: White with Dench logo.

Quitting Hollywood Dench Funny Card

Front of card: Illustration of woman looking down with text The text reads: "When you spend too much time watching Netflix and have lost the ability to move!" Back of card: White with Dench logo.

Front of card: A image of a purse with drawn on face with text The text reads: "Run for it! They've emptied me, they'll be coming for you next!" Back of card: White with the Doozy! logo.

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Quitting Hollywood Doozy Funny  Card

Front of card: A image hands using a of a bottle of hand wash with a drawn on face with text The text reads: "Keep pumping like that...oh..ohh!...OOOHHH!" Back of card: White with the Doozy! logo.

Front of card: Photo of a boy holding a hammer with text above The text reads: "He had learnt how to fix things by watching his dad. First, try a screwdriver then when that doesn't work, you swear at it and whack it with a hammer!" Back of card: White with the image from the front along with the Game On logo.

Quitting Hollywood Game On Funny Card

Front of card: Typographic card with two illustrations of dinosaurs The text reads: "Bitchosaurus someone who just can't help being a massive bitch! You can shove your apology up your bum there's plenty of room up there Back of card: White with Mixo logo.

Quitting Hollywood Mixo Dinosaur Naughty Funny Card

Front of card: Typographic card with of a illustration house and a person The text reads: "BeerNAV when your alcohol enduced state navigates you home in one piece! Back of card: White with Mixo logo.

Quitting Hollywood Mixo Drinking Funny Card

Front of card: Typographic card with of a illustration of two men The text reads: "Bromance when two dudes are BFFs, you're blinking awesome!" Back of card: White with Mixo logo.

Quitting Hollywood Mixo Bromance Funny Card

Front of card: Typographic card with of a illustration of three men The text reads: "Textpectation the agonising wait for a response to a text message" Back of card: White with Mixo logo.

Quitting Hollywood Mixo Text Funny Card

Front of card: Typographic card with of a illustration of someone on their sofa with blankets and a laptop The text reads: "InstaNest making a nest with cushions and blankets while spending hours surfin' Instagram" Back of card: White with Mixo logo.

Quitting Hollywood Mixo Instagram Funny Card

Front of card: An image of a dog, with text The text reads: "Another birthday, and another year older... ...it's hard to keep all the joy and excitement under control!" Back of card: White with Paw Play logo.

Quitting Hollywood Paw Play Dog Birthday Funny Card

Front of card: An image of bear rolled over, with text The text reads: "Your birthday calls for a celebration drink... ...bottoms up!" Back of card: White with Paw Play logo.

Quitting Hollywood Paw Play Bear Birthday Funny Card

Front of card: An image of peguin, with text The text reads: "Have a flippin'... ...great birthday!" Back of card: White with Paw Play logo.

Quitting Hollywood Paw Play Penguin Birthday Funny Card

Front of card: An image of cat, with text The text reads: "Twenty one again?... ...your secret's safe with me!" Back of card: White with Paw Play logo.

Quitting Hollywood Paw Play Cat Birthday Funny Card

Front of card: An image of dog, with text The text reads: "Another birthday?... ...it'll all end in beers!" Back of card: White with Paw Play logo.

Front of card: Ilustration of a pig in a party hat with text The text reads: "Happy Birthday let the party piggin!" Back of card: White with Scruffs logo.

Quitting Hollywood Scruffs Animal Pun Funny Card

Front of card: Illustration of a cow in a party hat with text The text reads: "Happy Birthday to moooo!" Back of card: White with Scruffs logo.

Front of card: Illustration of a giraffe in a party hat with text The text reads: "Happy Birthday to moooo!" Back of card: White with Scruffs logo.

Front of card: Ilustration of a chicken in a party hat with text The text reads: "Its your birthday, swing your funky trunk" Back of card: White with Scruffs logo.

Front of card: Illustration of a hippo in a party hat with text The text reads: "Its your birthday, swing your funky trunk" Back of card: White with Scruffs logo.

Front of card: Illustration of a fox with text The text reads: "Happy Birthday Silver Fox" Back of card: White with Sweet Chilli logo.

Quitting Hollywood Sweet Chilli Animal Fox Funny Card

Front of card: Illustration of a T-Rex with text The text reads: "OldManasaurusrex" Back of card: White with Sweet Chilli logo.

Quitting Hollywood Sweet Chilli Dinosaur T-Rex Funny Card

Front of card: An image of a woman with a fan, with text The text reads: "Happy Birthday to a hot babe with hot flushes!" Back of card: White with Tally Ho logo.

Quitting Hollywood Tally Ho Fan Funny Card

Front of card: An image of a man with a bandage round his head, with text The text reads: "Waking up with a broken leg in a police cell with alcohol poisioning could mean only one thing he'd had a great birthday" Back of card: White with Tally Ho logo.

Quitting Hollywood Tally Ho Birthday Funny Card

Front of card: An image of two women drinking, with text The text reads: "We drink too much swear like a trooper and our morals are questionable! No wonder we're friends" Back of card: White with Tally Ho logo.

Quitting Hollywood Tally Ho Drinking Funny Card

Front of card: A doll sat down on her laptop with text above The text reads: "That's by far the filthiest idea you've had...let me log off and I'll be there in fifteen minutes! Back of card: White with Toyology logo.

Quitting Hollywood Toyology Naughty Funny Card

Front of card: A doll holding a glass of wine with text The text reads: "If it's broke...wine can fix it!" "Defriend them! you don't need that negativity in your life!" Back of card: White with Toyology logo.

Quitting Hollywood Toyology Funny Card

Front of card: Doll with a handbag with text The text reads: "Her handbag used to be full of expensive perfume, make up and handcream. Now it's filled with kiddy snacks, juice and snot rags!" Back of card: White with Toyology logo.

Front of card: Two dolls taking a selfie with text The text reads: "Funny, quirky and crazy! No wonder we're such good friends" Back of card: White with Toyology logo.

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