Shop Our Collection of Retirement Cards

They’ve clocked out for the last time, swapped the office chair for a sun lounger, and finally stopped replying “per my last email.” That deserves more than a group text and a sheet cake.

Our retirement cards help you celebrate their next chapter properly — with humour, warmth, and a little bit of flair. Whether they’re heading for beach days, grandparent duties, or just enjoying not setting an alarm, you’ll find a card that captures the moment.

Need something cheeky for the office joker? Check out our funny retirement cards — packed with jokes, puns, and the perfect amount of sass.

Want to make it a proper send-off? Browse our full range of gifts to add a thoughtful extra — from chocolates and candles to keepsakes and wine. One card. One click. One very happy retiree.

Why Choose Our Retirement Cards

Personalised & Meaningful
Create a one-of-a-kind farewell with custom names, heartfelt messages, and even a photo of their legendary office mug. Whether it’s sentimental or cheeky, your words will make it unforgettable.

Fast, Reliable Delivery

Left it to the last minute? No stress. Our trackable delivery options across Australia mean your card will show up right on time — whether you're planning ahead or panic-ordering at your desk.

Something for Everyone

From bold and funny to soft and sincere, we’ve got a style to match every personality and profession. Celebrate teachers, tradies, CEOs and everyone in between with a design that feels just right.

Great Value, Premium Feel

Our cards start at just $7.99 and are printed on luxe cardstock with high-quality finishes — so you get that “wow” moment without blowing the budget.

Gift Pairing Made Easy

Send them off in style by bundling your card with a small gift — think candles, sweet treats, or something personalised. Retirement, sorted.

Frequently Asked Questions About Our Retirement Cards

Can I personalise a retirement card?

Absolutely. Add names, thoughtful messages, photos, stickers, and even a video or voice note. It’s never been easier to create a card that’s truly theirs. Explore all our personalisation features here.

What should I write in a retirement card?

Say what counts. Whether it’s “Congrats on escaping the 9-to-5” or “You’ve earned every lazy morning,” make it personal, heartfelt, and a little bit fun. After all, this is a once-in-a-lifetime card.

What are the delivery options?

Express delivery: 1–2 days. Order by 2pm for same-day dispatch.

Standard delivery: 2–6 days depending on location.

Schedule-ahead: Want it to arrive exactly on their last day? Choose a date and we’ll handle the rest.