Front of card:
 
Featuring an illustration of a golf buggy with golf clubs in the back & bold white text above & below, on an olive green coloured background.
 
Text reads:
 
"Happy retirement, your chariot awaits."
 
Back of card:
 
Abi Go Lucky Designs logo.

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Standard Card

Your Chariot Awaits Illustrated Golf Buggy Retirement Card

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Front of card: Time To Relax! Retirement Card Black calligraphy surrounded by stars on a white background. Text reads: "Time to relax" and "Enjoy your retirement Jill!". 'Enjoy your retirement Jill!' can be personalised! Back of card: Allure logo

Black Calligraphy Surrounded By Stars On A White Background Time To Relax Retirement Card

Front of card:
 
Featuring minimalistic design of a hospital star rating review joke with a half-filled star. There are funny reviews in black text on a white background.
 
Text reads:
 
"Hospital. “Would not recommend”. “Terrible food”. “Uncomfortable beds”. “Would not go again”. “Half a star for the free socks!"
 
Back of card:
 
Emma Proctor Designs logo.

Square Card

Funny Hospital Review Star Rating Get Well Card

Large Square Card

Retirement The Excitment Of Almost Being Dead Card

Funny Cheeky On Your Retirement Hurray For You Have Fun Card

Front of card:
 
Featuring a simple login pop-up window with a yellow header, password dots and a button on a lavender background, this greeting card has a computer joke.
 
Text reads:
 
"You've reached the age where you can't remember if you spelt Password with one 's' or two!"
 
Back of card:
 
Pigment logo.

Pigement You Can’t Remember Password Login Window Birthday Card

Front of card:
 
Featuring a computer pop-up alert box with a blue title bar and black shadow on a yellow coloured background.
 
Text reads:
 
"Important update: Your back has now been downgraded to ‘decorative use only’. OK."
 
Back of card:
 
Pigment logo.

Pigment Downgraded Back Joke Funny Pop Up Window Birthday Card

Front of card: Large photo upload area in top half of card with white text below with editable name on a light blue background. Text reads:"Melinda you’re retiring! Hello seven day weekend!" With customisable name. Back of card: Pigment logo. Moonpig logo.

Photo Upload Editable Typographic Humorous Retirement Card

Front of card:
 
A modern design featuring a darkly humorous retirement message in yellow, on a blue background.
 
Text reads:
 
"Retirement: One really long weekend, and then you die."
 
Back of card:
 
Scribbler logo.

One Really Long Weekend Retirement Card

Front of card:
 
A modern design featuring a retirement joke in bold white text on a green background.
 
Text reads:
 
"What do you call a person who wakes up happy on a Monday morning... Retired!"
 
Back of card:
 
Scribbler logo.

Happy On A Monday Morning Retirement Card

Front of card: Featuring a bold design styled like an error message with an illustration of a green kettle and bold typography below, all on a white & black background. Text reads: "Energy not found. Sit tight while we locate your mojo 7% Retry later." Back of card: Tiny Envelope Club logo.

Energy Not Found Typography Get Well Soon Card

Front of card: Featuring a hand-drawn black border and a red 'Approved' stamp with bold black & red typography in the centre, all on a plain cream background. Text reads: "Approved. Official sick note – Permission to do absolutely nothing. Valid until snacks… Valid until snacks taste right again." "Valid until snacks" is editable. Back of card: Tiny Envelope Club logo.

Official Sick Note Typography Get Well Soon Card

Front of card:
 
Featuring bold text with a calendar and alarm clock illustration on an orange background.
 
Text reads:
 
"Out of office permanently".
 
Back of card:
 
Tiny Envelope Club logo.

Humorous Out Of Office Permanently Retirement Card

Front of card:
 
Featuring a soft watercolour sunset with two birds flying and a sun on a pastel blue and peach coloured background.
 
Text reads:
 
"New horizons happy retirement".
 
Back of card:
 
Tiny Envelope Club logo.

New Horizons Watercolour Sunset Retirement Card

Front of card:
 
Featuring a lanyard with an ID badge and a set of keys hanging on hooks against a beige background, this greeting card marks retirement from work.
 
Text reads:
 
"Lanyard down - officially retired."
 
Back of card:
 
Tiny Envelope Club logo.

Club Lanyard Down Keys And Badge Retirement Card

Front of card:
 
Featuring a flat graphic of a wardrobe with a suit bag, an empty hanger, and sandals on a pale yellow background.
 
Text reads:
 
"Suit in storage, sandals on, retired."
 
Perfect for Retirement.
 
Back of card:
 
Tiny Envelope Club logo.

Suit In Storage Sandals On Retired Wardrobe Illustration Card

Front of card:
 
Featuring a steaming cup of coffee on a wooden table by a window on a soft beige and green background.
 
Text reads:
 
"Finally... mornings without alarms."
 
Back of card:
 
Tiny Envelope Club logo.

Finally Mornings Without Alarms Coffee Cup Retirement Card

Front of card:
 
Featuring a newspaper front page layout with three rectangular photo upload areas and decorative headline and column lines on a cream background.
 
Text reads:
 
"Retirement Times. Breaking news: Life gets better. Local retiree discovers joy of unhurried mornings."
 
Back of card:
 
Tiny Envelope Club logo.

Life Gets Better Newspaper Collage Photo Upload Retirement Card

Front of card:
 
Featuring a wooden shed workshop scene in a tilt shift diorama style with a wall sign, tools on a pegboard, a blue mug and a small radio on a warm brown background.
 
Text reads:
 
"Shed HQ. Tinkering permitted, deadlines banned. Enjoy your retirement. Shed HQ."
 
Back of card:
 
Tiny Envelope Club logo.

Shed HQ Workshop Tools Diorama Retirement Card

Front of card:
 
Featuring a 3D-style, tilt shift diorama bed with a pillow and duvet beside a small bedside table with an alarm clock on a pastel peach and blue coloured background.
 
Text reads:
 
"Retirement: permission to press snooze."
 
Back of card:
 
Tiny Envelope Club logo.

Retirement Permission To Press Snooze Diorama Bed Card

Front of card:
 
Featuring a calendar-style grid with large blue script lettering on a pale blue and white marbled background.
 
Text reads:
 
"Monday Tuesday Wednesday When Tuesday feels like Sunday... you're doing retirement right."
 
Back of card:
 
Tiny Envelope Club logo.

When Tuesday Feels Like Sunday Weekly Planner Typographic Retirement Card

Front of card:
 
Featuring large bold lettering with small calendar and bell icons on a cream coloured background.
 
Text reads:
 
"Goodbye emails, hello me-time."
 
Back of card:
 
Tiny Envelope Club logo.

Goodbye Emails Hello Me-Time Typographic Retirement Card

Front of card:
 
Featuring a line drawing of an alarm clock and a crossed-off calendar on a light blue background.
 
Text reads:
 
"No more meetings, just lie-ins—happy retirement."
 
Back of card:
 
Tiny Envelope Club logo.

No More Meetings Just Lie-Ins Typographic Alarm Clock Retirement Card

Front of card:
 
Featuring bold serif typography with a small decorative flourish on a cream coloured background.
 
Text reads:
 
"Happy retirement take your time, then take a nap."
 
Back of card:
 
Tiny Envelope Club logo.

Take Your Time Then Take A Nap Typographic Retirement Card

Front of card:
 
Featuring folded grey pyjamas, a pink sleep mask, a cup of tea and dark blue books on a cream coloured background.
 
Text reads:
 
"Happy Retirement - pyjamas past noon are officially allowed."
 
Back of card:
 
Tiny Envelope Club logo.

Pyjamas Past Noon Are Officially Allowed Tea and Pyjamas Retirement Card

Front of card:
 
Featuring a distressed stamp-style design with a small clock icon on a cream background.
 
Text reads:
 
"Out of office permanently."
 
Back of card:
 
Tiny Envelope Club logo.

Out Of Office Permanently Stamp Typographic Retirement Card

Front of card:
 
Featuring travel-themed items including a compass, passport, tickets, a pencil and a dotted journey line on a brown wooden background.
 
Text reads:
 
"Retirement just means it's time for a new adventure!"
 
Back of card:
 
Tiny Envelope Club logo.

Retirement Just Means It's Time For A New Adventure Travel Card

Front of card:
 
Featuring an illustrated cosy armchair with a blanket, a cup, a basket of wool, and a window scene on an orange background.
 
Text reads:
 
"More time for the things you love. Enjoy your retirement."
 
Back of card:
 
Tiny Envelope Club logo.

More Time For The Things You Love Illustrated Armchair Retirement Card

Front of card:
 
Featuring a cartoon-style hanging sign with bold lettering and a witty message on a teal background.
 
Text reads:
 
"Retirement. The pay is crap... but the hours are amazing!"
 
Back of card:
 
Teepee Creations logo.

Funny Hanging Door Sign Retirement Card

Front of card:
 
Featuring an illustrated crossword puzzle grid, a pair of glasses, a pencil and grey doodle speech bubbles on a white background.
 
Text reads:
 
"Welcome to the Sunday that never ends."
 
Back of card:
 
Tiny Envelope Club logo.

Welcome To The Sunday That Never Ends Crossword Retirement Card

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