Masterdating - Self-pleasuring with fantasies about people you've seen on dating apps, but not actually met.

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Alternative Type Wine Flu Definition Card

Divorce - finally inhaling the sweet, sweet smell of freedom. Often followed by the uncontrollable urge to jump, face first, into a whole new life of good times... 

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Dickweed definition - A person who perpetually exercises poor social judgement. See also: Best Friend

Funny rude dictionary definition Dickweed best friend birthday card 

Funny rude dictionary definition Dickweed best friend birthday card

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Personalised Name Youre Cool As F**K Card

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Sister From Another Mother Birthday Card

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How We Should Spend Valentines Day Personalised Card

DC Comic Batgirl This Cat Has Claws Photo Valentines Day Card This Valentine's Day, Love Bigger! Show them how much they mean to you with one of our unique Valentine's Day cards - add your most memorable photos, make it personal with their name, and write a sweet message inside.

DC Comic Batgirl This Cat Has Claws Photo Valentines Day Card

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Personalised Drunk And Arrested Christmas Card

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Funny Personalised Text Message Valentines Day Card

Humour editorial card - No-one had warned 'Miriam' that ageing would make her 'big toenail' start to 'gain sentience and fight back' 

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Personalised Keyboard Letters Ur Old Birthday Card

I do have an hourglass figure. But as I get older all the sand has shifted to the bottom! 

Fashion Faux Pas Hourglass Birthday Card

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Personalised No Photo I Love You Zodiac Valentines Day Card

Types Of Clouds Knobulus Personalised Birthday Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Types Of Clouds Knobulus Personalised Birthday Card

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Im Wearing My Hair Up Today Princess In A Tower Personalised Birthday Card

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Funny Birthday Card. A Rude Personalised Card.

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Have a Boozy Birthday Personalised Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Have a Boozy Birthday Personalised Card

You Bloviating Blunderbuss Funny Birthday Card

Funny And Rude Blunderbuss Birthday Card

Colourful Confetti To My Girlfriend On Mother's Day Photo Card This Mother's Day let her know. Creating a Moonpig card is like no other, it's a keepsake she'll treasure forever. Make it personal by adding her name, upload your most memorable photos, and add a message inside.

Colourful Confetti To My Girlfriend On Mother's Day Photo Card

Just Plain Crackers Funny Pun Personalised Happy Birthday Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Just Plain Crackers Funny Pun Personalised Happy Birthday Card

Rainbow Egg Versus Blank Egg Funny Happy Easter Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Rainbow Egg Versus Blank Egg Funny Happy Easter Card

Can We Adopt This One Vintage Artwork Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Can We Adopt This One Vintage Artwork Card

Monsters Ceiling Vintage Artwork Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Monsters Ceiling Vintage Artwork Card

Little Monsters Vintage Artwork Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Little Monsters Vintage Artwork Card

Humour editorial card - 'Phillip' was so old he could remember when 'a pint of lager' only cost '2 buttons and a convincing wink'

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