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You'll Be Bored Within A Week Retirement Card

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Front of card:
Featuring a humorous hand-lettered typographic design with an orange dotted border and a small sunglasses face doodle on a light green background.

Text reads:
"You're retiring! You finally get to sleep in, travel and do whatever you want. But let's be honest, you'll be bored within a week. Enjoy!"

Perfect for Retirement.

Back of card:
Pigment logo.

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