Front of card:
 
Featuring an illustration of a golf buggy with golf clubs in the back & bold white text above & below, on an olive green coloured background.
 
Text reads:
 
"Happy retirement, your chariot awaits."
 
Back of card:
 
Abi Go Lucky Designs logo.

For the little messages

Standard Card

Your Chariot Awaits Illustrated Golf Buggy Retirement Card

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Moonpig favourite

Large Card

Front of card:
 
Featuring a funny hand-drawn sequence of a person in a yellow top dodging danger in different poses, on a red background.
 
Text reads:
 
"How to avoid death 1. Not today death 2. Missed again death 3. Nice try death 4. Fuck you death."
 
Perfect for Birthdays, just because, and humorous everyday messages.
 
Back of card:
 
Brain Box Candy logo.

How To Avoid Death Funny Illustrated Character Card

Funny Rude Happy Retirement Card

Happy Retirement Card - Happy Retirement! Retirement For Women

Happy Retirement Card

Happy retirement - It was going to be impossible to replace "John" No-one had ever figured out what he actually did!

Funny Retirement Card - Happy Retirement, Impossible to replace

Front of card: Photo of a man running with bags in his hands with text The text reads: "Stephen's ritirement! With his final day of work completed Stephen sadly and slowly sauntered out the door." Back of card: On-The-Ceiling logo

The Dogs Doodahs Funny Photographic Retirement Card

Front of card: A funny and sarcastic Christmas card featuring big, bold, bubbly font typography on a purplish blue background. Text reads: "I've lost loads on crypto so be grateful you've got a Christmas card." Back of card: Dean Morris Cards logo.

Cheeky Lost Loads On Crypto Colourful Typography Christmas Card

Front of card:
 
Featuring bold typographic lettering on a blue background.
 
Text reads:
 
"Become the best person you can be or just be your usual shitty self if it’s easier."
 
Perfect for Birthdays, just because, and friendship.
 
Back of card:
 
Dean Morris Cards logo.

Just Be Your Usual Shitty Self Typographic Card

Funny Fred Retirement Card - Fred Sometimes Wished He Had Never Retired.

Funny Fred Retirement Card

Funny Pig Retirement Card - Have a wonderful retirement Susan!

Funny Pig Retirement Card

Front of card: Photograph of a dog with flying goggles on in an air balloon basket and text The text reads: "Robert Happy Retirement. Time for the next great adventure!" Back of card: White with Camden Graphics and UK Greetings logos.

UK Greetings Camden Graphics Dog Adventure Retirement Card

Happy Jackson Simple, typographic design featuring a photo upload option in the centre of the card. The top and  bottom of the card have a purple background. The editable part of the caption is the recipient's name, followed by the non editable Congratulations On Your Retirement. Now The Fun Really Begins.
The rear of the card has white background with the Happy Jackson and Moonpig logos

Happy Jackson Typographic Photo Upload Retirement Card

Fancy Cake Donut Chocolate eclair Happy Retirement Card

Front of card: White and black typography on a light blue background with white border. Text reads: "Job Done. Happy Retirement!". Back of card: Mungo and Shoddy logo.

Mungo And Shoddy Typographic Funny Blue Retirement Card

Front of card:
 
Featuring bold typographic humour on a teal background.
 
Text reads:
 
"I saw this graduation card and thought fuck it that'll do."
 
Perfect for Graduation.
 
Back of card:
 
Objectables logo.

Fuck It That'll Do Typographic Graduation Card

Front of card:
 
Featuring a humorous hand-lettered typographic design with an orange dotted border and a small sunglasses face doodle on a light green background.
 
Text reads:
 
"You're retiring! You finally get to sleep in, travel and do whatever you want. But let's be honest, you'll be bored within a week. Enjoy!"
 
Perfect for Retirement.
 
Back of card:
 
Pigment logo.

You'll Be Bored Within A Week Retirement Card

Front of card: Large photo upload area in top half of card with white text below with editable name on a light blue background. Text reads:"Melinda you’re retiring! Hello seven day weekend!" With customisable name. Back of card: Pigment logo. Moonpig logo.

Photo Upload Editable Typographic Humorous Retirement Card

Front of card: Bright, colourful paint strokes on a green background with lovely happy retirement message containing editable name space in centre. br>Text reads: “Happy Retirement Samuel. Fill your days with your favourite things and whatever else this journey brings! This might all feel a little new but it’s time to focus just on you!” With customisable name. Back of card: Pigment logo. Moonpig logo.

Editable Happy News Retirement Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of a lump of coal wearing a Christmas hat with a smiley face with bold white typography above and below on a blue paint effect background. Text reads: "Christmas '24 the year that even a lump of coal is too expensive." Back of card: Pickled Post logo.

The Year That Even A Lump Of Coal Is Too Expensive Christmas Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of a goldfish in a rude shape on a white background. Text reads: "Happy birthday! I drew you a goldfish." Back of card: Paperlink logo.

Happy Birthday Rude Goldfish Illustrated Card

Front of card:
 
Featuring colourful brush lettering with decorative swirls in a cheerful typographic style on a white background.
 
Text reads:
 
"You're retiring! Goodbye tension, hello pension."
 
Perfect for Retirement.
 
Back of card:
 
Paperlink logo.

Goodbye Tension Hello Pension Retirement Card

Front of card:
 
Featuring a bold, humorous typographic design on a white background.
 
Text reads:
 
"We've been through a lot together... and most of it has been your fault."
 
Perfect for Birthdays, love, friendship, and just because.
 
Back of card:
 
Redback logo.

And Most Of It Has Been Your Fault Funny Typographic Card

Front of card:
 
A modern design featuring a darkly humorous retirement message in yellow, on a blue background.
 
Text reads:
 
"Retirement: One really long weekend, and then you die."
 
Back of card:
 
Scribbler logo.

One Really Long Weekend Retirement Card

Front of card:
 
A modern design featuring a retirement joke in bold white text on a green background.
 
Text reads:
 
"What do you call a person who wakes up happy on a Monday morning... Retired!"
 
Back of card:
 
Scribbler logo.

Happy On A Monday Morning Retirement Card

Front of card:
 
Featuring a shocked looking hand-drawn toilet with a cheeky message on a pink background.
 
Text reads:
 
"I look forward to pooing in your new loo"
 
Perfect for congratulations on a new home.
 
Back of card:
 
Scribbler logo.

I Look Forward To Pooing In Your New Loo Funny New Home Card

Front of card:
 
Featuring bold text with a calendar and alarm clock illustration on an orange background.
 
Text reads:
 
"Out of office permanently".
 
Back of card:
 
Tiny Envelope Club logo.

Humorous Out Of Office Permanently Retirement Card

Front of card:
 
Featuring a lanyard with an ID badge and a set of keys hanging on hooks against a beige background, this greeting card marks retirement from work.
 
Text reads:
 
"Lanyard down - officially retired."
 
Back of card:
 
Tiny Envelope Club logo.

Club Lanyard Down Keys And Badge Retirement Card

Front of card:
 
Featuring a newspaper front page layout with three rectangular photo upload areas and decorative headline and column lines on a cream background.
 
Text reads:
 
"Retirement Times. Breaking news: Life gets better. Local retiree discovers joy of unhurried mornings."
 
Back of card:
 
Tiny Envelope Club logo.

Life Gets Better Newspaper Collage Photo Upload Retirement Card

Front of card:
 
Featuring a playful computer-window layout with tick boxes and an editable name, on a white background.
 
Text reads:
 
"Priya is out of office: Today, This week, Forever."
 
Back of card:
 
Tiny Envelope Club logo.

Square Card

Out Of Office Forever Card

Large Square Card

Front of card:
 
Featuring a cartoon-style hanging sign with bold lettering and a witty message on a teal background.
 
Text reads:
 
"Retirement. The pay is crap... but the hours are amazing!"
 
Back of card:
 
Teepee Creations logo.

Funny Hanging Door Sign Retirement Card

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