Front of Card: Bold typography on a orange background Text reads: "Let's celebrate your birthday with lots of alcohol + lots of cock!* *cake! bloody autocorrect!". Back of card: Banter! logo.

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Front of card: Funny Phallic Balloons Birthday Card Party balloons in the shape of a phallic object. Text reads: "Thought we'd be sensible and mature at this age, didn't we?". Back of card: Banter Logo

Funny Phallic Balloons Birthday Card

Sensible and Mature Funny Personalise Birthday Card Front of card features 3 balloons. Text reads: "Sam, you're 56 thought we'd be sensible and mature at this age, didn't we?".

Sensible and Mature Funny Personalise Birthday Card

Rude Funny A Few Words To Describe You Oh Look An Acronym Wanker Card

A Few Words To Describe You Oh Look An Acronym Wanker Card

Carte Blanche In Dog years you are dead Happy Birthday Card

Carte Blanche Older than me Happy Birthday Card

Not So Special Now Are You Birthday Card Text reads "You share your birthday with about 18 million people. Not so special now are you? Happy Birthday".

Not So Special Now Are You Birthday Card

Front of card: White and black typography on a blue background with white border Text reads: "Forty is the new thirty Just keep telling yourself that" Back of card: Mungo and Shoddy logo

Simple Blue Typographic Funny Forty Is The New Thirty Birthday Card

Front of card: Bold typography on a green background. Text reads: "WITH AGE COMES WISDOM* *SO YOU SHOULD BE GETTING SOME SOON" Back of card: Type Things logo. Moonpig logo.

Green Simple Funny Typographic Birthday Card

Front of card: Bold typography on a light green background. Text reads: "WITH DEEPEST SYMPATHY ON THE SAD PASSING OF YOUR TWENTIES" Back of card: Type Things logo. Moonpig logo.

Green Passing Of Your Twenties Funny Typographic Birthday Card

Front of card: Bold typography on a purple background. Text reads: "WITH DEEPEST SYMPATHY ON THE SAD PASSING OF YOUR THIRTIES" Back of card: Type Things logo. Moonpig logo.

Purple Passing Of Your Thirties Funny Typographic Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of slug sliming the word cun. Text reads:
 "Ken tried his best, but just couldn't finish your birthday message in time, Dave". 'Ken' and 'Dave' can be personalised! Back of card: Mungo and Shoddy logo

Couldn't Finish Your Birthday Message In Time Card

Funny Birthday Card. A Rude Personalised Card.

Funny Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of a frog. Text reads:
 "Ryan old age is coming for us all. But today it's coming for you!". 'Ryan' can be personalised! Back of card: Pigment logo

Old Age Is Coming For Us All! Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of a goldfish in a rude shape on a white background. Text reads: "Happy birthday! I drew you a goldfish." Back of card: Paperlink logo.

Happy Birthday Rude Goldfish Illustrated Card

Front of card: Featuring hand-drawn, underlined black text on a paper effect background. Text reads: "Retiring? Or just fucking lazy?" Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Retiring Or Just F***ing Lazy Typographic Retirement Card

Front of card: Featuring white text on a bold yellow background. Text reads: "How to be successful at work: Step 1. Replace 'fuck you' with 'okay, great!'" Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Naughty How To Be Successful At Work Scribbler Card

Front of card: Featuring two speech bubbles on a green background. Text reads: "Psssst your success pisses me off". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Psssst Your Success Pisses Me Off Card

Front of card: Featuring white and dark pink typography on a pink background. Text reads: "Sister, most of the time, I wish you were never born! But you were, so Happy Birthday!" Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Sister I Wish You Were Never Born Typographic Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring white uppercase typography on a blue background. Text reads: "Happy birthday brother you old codger". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Brother You Old Codger Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring a hand-drawn graph and handwritten text on an off-white-coloured background. Text reads: "Getting old has its benefits. Ability to give a shit. Age." Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Getting Old Has Its Benefits Drawn Graph Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring white uppercase typography on a green background. Text reads: "Your birthday is near Christmas? That must suck hahaha". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Your Birthday Is Near Christmas Card

Front of card: Featuring black uppercase handwritten typography on an orange background. Text reads: "I won’t comment on your age, that joke is old… …like you!". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler I Won’t Comment On Your Age That Joke Is Old Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring black handwritten typography on an orange background. Text reads: " You were an accident". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Humorous You Were An Accident Card

Front of card: Featuring bold playful, hand-drawn white and teal text adorned with little white stars on a vibrant pink-coloured background. Text reads: "Is it weird being the same age as old people." Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Is It Weird Being The Same Age As Old People Typographic Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring thin text with an orange pie chart with a small blue slice in it on an off-white coloured background. Text reads: "Fucks I give about you Birthday. No fucks. No fucks but in blue." Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler F**ks Given About Your Birthday Pie Chard Card

Front of card: Featuring underlined handwritten black text with a hand-drawn pair of glasses below on a white background. Text reads: "If you can read this you're not as old as I thought you were." Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler If You Can Read This You're Not As Old As I Thought You Were Typographic Birthday Card

Front of Card: Featuring an illustration of a blue saucepan with a large number 40. Text reads: "40. One day you're young and cool, the next day you have a favourite pan." Back of card: Hanson White logo.

Favourite Saucepan Humorous 40th Birthday Card

Front of Card: Featuring bold black typography on a white background with an illustration of a cake at the top of the card. Text reads: "A birthday poem. When you get to your age you've also lived and laughed and loved and got more mature. But just because you're older doesn't mean the fun is done. Although you are a grown-up...you don't have to act like one!" Back of card: Hanson White logo.

Humourous Sentimental Poem Typography Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring black typography on an orange background. Text reads: "Old age is coming for all of us. But you’re first, you old fucker!". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Old Age Is Coming For All Of Us 40th Birthday Card

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