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Front of card: Funny photograph of an old man on a swing with text above The text reads: "Enjoy your retirement" Back of card: White background with the all the best logo

All The Best Funny Photographic Retirement Card

Mr. Consistent Margarita Mixer is their best-selling and award winning Platinum Medal Margarita Mix as recognised by Sip Awards! The cocktail that everyone knows and loves! Everyone has a story with a margarita, and a particular way of serving or drinking it. Whether it be on the rocks, or shaken and strained; this refreshingly zingy, citrus bomb of a cocktail has made its name as the party starter.
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Additional Information 
750ml - 10 serves
Ingredients: Lime Juice [Lime Juice, Preservative (202)], Filtered Water, Sugar, Organic Agave Nectar, Orange Blossom Water (303), Orange Oil, Tangerine Oil, Grapefruit Oil, Lemon Oil, Green Mandarine Oil

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Mr. Consistent Margarita Cocktail Mixer

The Espresso Martini by Mr. Consistent is perfect for pre-drinks, the main event or a nightcap. A rich blend of coffee with hints of chocolate and caramel.
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750ml - 10 serves
Ingredients: Filtered Water, Sugar, Coffee Blend, Chicory, Caramel Colours (150a, 150d), Chocolate Bitters [Water, Glycerin, Natural &amp; Artificial Flavours, Caramel 150a, Food Acid (334)], Food Acid (338)

Mr. Consistent Espresso Martini Cocktail Mixer

A thoughtful and indulgent collection designed to delight, the Moonpig Treat Her Hamper brings together a beautiful mix of sweet treats, premium snacks and a touch of gourmet flair. Perfect for gifting, celebrating or simply spoiling someone special, this hamper balances playful confectionery with elevated flavours for a truly memorable experience.
 Sweet Dreams Gummy Sweets Jar – Pineapple Vibes – 360g A vibrant jar filled with tropical pineapple-flavoured gummy sweets, bursting with fruity flavour and fun.
 Kangaroo Island Honey Popcorn – 80g Light, crunchy popcorn coated in golden Kangaroo Island honey for a naturally sweet and moreish snack.
 TCE Caramelised Cashew Brittle – 140g Golden, crunchy brittle packed with roasted cashews and caramelised sugar for a rich, nutty indulgence.
 Valley Product Co Gumnut Blossom Shortbread Tube – 180g Australian made pure butter shortbread, delicately crumbly with a rich buttery finish, presented in a beautifully designed tube inspired by native gumnut blossoms.
 Danny's Toffee Thins – Peanut &amp; Sea Salt – 110g Thin, crisp layers of buttery toffee with roasted peanuts and a hint of sea salt, delivering the perfect balance of sweet and savoury crunch.
 Sweet Dreams Gummy Sweets Bag – Bear With Me – 210g A playful assortment of soft, chewy gummy bears, packed with fruity flavour and perfect for sharing.
 Peachy Sweet Pomegranate &amp; Lemon Dressing – 250ml A bright and refreshing dressing combining tangy pomegranate with zesty lemon. Ideal for drizzling over salads or adding a gourmet twist to dishes.
 Sovereign Hill Confectionery Raspberry Drops – 140g Traditional hard-boiled raspberry sweets with a classic flavour, offering a nostalgic confectionery experience.
 Presented in a Moonpig Hamper Box and shipped securely in a Moonpig Insulated Shipper to ensure it arrives in perfect condition and ready to gift.

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Treat Her Hamper

Know someone who loves to cook? The Ottolenghi Selection Hamper is the perfect way to bring a bit of Yotam Ottolenghi&rsquo;s magic into their kitchen! With an inspiring cookbook and a selection of top-quality ingredients straight from his recipes, it&rsquo;s got everything they need to whip up something seriously delicious. A brilliant gift for any foodie who loves bold flavours and trying something new!
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Additional Information Ottolenghi Comfort Cookbook Unlock the secrets of comfort food with this beautiful cookbook, featuring a range of delectable dishes that blend unique flavours with wholesome ingredients. It's an essential guide to creating extraordinary meals at home.
Liguria Pasta - Fusilli 500g Premium Italian fusilli from Liguria, known for its perfect texture and ability to hold sauces. Make every pasta dish a special occasion with these superbly crafted spirals.
Ottolenghi Rose, Pomegranate and Lemon Harissa 170g A fragrant and tangy twist on traditional harissa, infused with rose petals, pomegranate, and a hint of lemon. Ideal for adding depth and a slight sweetness to your dishes.
Ottolenghi Chilli Sauce 170g This chilli sauce is a vibrant blend of heat and flavour, perfect for enhancing marinades, dressings, or simply as a condiment to add a kick to any meal.
Ottolenghi Sweet &amp; Smokey 50g A spice blend that captures the essence of sweetness with smoky undertones, perfect for dry rubs or to sprinkle over vegetables and meats before cooking.
Ottolenghi Citrus &amp; Spice 50g A zesty and aromatic blend, this spice mix adds a bright, refreshing touch to your cooking, suitable for meats, vegetables, and salads.
Premium Hamper Box All items are beautifully presented in a premium hamper box, making it not just a gift, but an experience to open and enjoy.
Insulated Shipper Box Shipped in an insulated box to ensure the contents arrive in prime condition, ready to impress and bring gourmet sophistication to any gathering.

Ottolenghi Selection Hamper

Treat their hands to this dreamy trio of hand creams by Palm Beach Collection, each one packed with collagen and gorgeous scents like Pistachio Rose, Sparkling Lychee and Very Vanilla. It&rsquo;s a little bit of everyday luxury that&rsquo;s perfect for handbags, bedside tables or a surprise pamper moment.
Additional Information 1 x 50ml Hand Cream Pistachio Rose 1 x 50ml Hand Cream Sparkling Lychee 1 x 50ml Hand Cream Very Vanilla

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Hand Cream Trio Set by Palm Beach Collection

Know someone who deserves some extra cosiness? These Slipper Socks are the perfect pressie for sofa snuggles and lazy lie-ins. With their cozy knitted design, playful side pom poms, and snug Sherpa lining, they’re as fun as they are warm. Plus, the grippy soles mean they won&rsquo;t be sliding around the kitchen.
Additional Information 1 x Pair of socks 100% polyester One size fits most

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Shaken, stirred, and served with chocolate - now that&rsquo;s our kind of night in. This Espresso Martini Cocktail Mixer by Mr. Consistent and Lindt Lindor Milk Chocolate combo is made for treating someone special. Smooth, rich and a little bit fancy, it&rsquo;s the perfect pairing for a birthday toast or a Friday night in. Cheers to that!
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Additional Information 1 x Lindt Lindor Milk Cornet 333g
Milk Chocolate contains: cocoa solids 32% min., milk solids 21% min.
Ingredients: Sugar, vegetable fats, cocoa butter, cocoa mass, whole milk powder, skim milk powder, lactose (milk), milk fat, emulsifier (soy lecithin), barley malt extract, flavourings.
Allergens: Gluten|Soy|Milk
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1 x Mr. Consistent Espresso Martini Cocktail Mixer
750ml - 10 serves
Ingredients: Filtered Water, Sugar, Coffee Blend, Chicory, Caramel Colours (150a, 150d), Chocolate Bitters [Water, Glycerin, Natural &amp; Artificial Flavours, Caramel 150a, Food Acid (334)], Food Acid (338)

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Espresso Martini Cocktail Mixer & Lindt Lindor Milk Cornet 333g

Cool beer. Chunky chocolate. What more do you need? This clever beer chiller keeps your drink icy cold, while the Toblerone brings the sweet goodness. Whether it&rsquo;s for a birthday, a thank you, or just because - this one&rsquo;s guaranteed to go down a treat.
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1 x Toblerone 360g
Ingredients: Sugar, Whole Milk Powder, Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass, Honey (3%) Milk Fat, Almonds (1.6%), Invert Sugar, Emulsifier (Soy Lecithin), Egg White Powder, Flavour. Milk Chocolate contains cocoa solids minimum 28%, Milk solids minimum 14%.
Contains: Egg, Milk, Soy, Almond
 1 x Men's Republic Beer Chiller Set of 2

Beer Chiller & Toblerone 360g

Front of card: Featuring a funny photograph of a cat relaxing on a sofa reading a newspaper. Text reads: "Have a break you earned it!". Back of card: Avanti logo

Have A Break You Earned It! Card

Rude Funny Once Upon A Time There Was A Twat It Was You Card

Rude Funny Once Upon A Time It Was You Card

Owl Personalised Retirement Card Once you've personalised your card or uploaded a photo, and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Owl Personalised Retirement Card

Typographical Good Luck I Thought Youd Already Left Card

Funny Rude Happy Retirement Card

Carte Blanche You are my perfect friend Humour Thinking of you Card

Funny Cheeky Chops Were Sorry Youre Leaving Just Kidding Ill Get The Door Card

Funny Cheeky Chops Were Sorry Youre Leaving Just Kidding Card

Front of card: Happy Retirement Card Illustration of a bus pass ticket. Text reads: "Happy retirement", "retirement your ticket to freedom", "issued to Jackie" and "issued by Sarah". 'Jackie' and 'Sarah' can be personalised! Back of card: Clintons Logo

Illustration Of A Bus Pass Ticket Happy Retirement Card

Happy retirement - It was going to be impossible to replace "John" No-one had ever figured out what he actually did!

Funny Retirement Card - Happy Retirement, Impossible to replace

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Dean Morris This Tea Tastes Like Mug

Funny Fred Retirement Card - Fred Sometimes Wished He Had Never Retired.

Funny Fred Retirement Card

Funny Pig Retirement Card - Have a wonderful retirement Susan!

Funny Pig Retirement Card

Funny Cheeky On Your Retirement Hurray For You Have Fun Card

Front of card: Photograph of a dog with flying goggles on in an air balloon basket and text The text reads: "Robert Happy Retirement. Time for the next great adventure!" Back of card: White with Camden Graphics and UK Greetings logos.

UK Greetings Camden Graphics Dog Adventure Retirement Card

Happy Jackson Simple, typographic design on a teal background with a white border. The editable part of the caption is the recipient's name, followed by the non editable Congratulations On Your Retirement. No More (Real) Work Ever. How Good Does That Feel To Say Out Loud Huh?
The rear of the card has white background with the Happy Jackson and Moonpig logos

Happy Jackson Typographic Congratulations On Your Retirement Card

Funny What Do You Call A Person Who Is Happy On A Monday? Retired Retirement Card

Jolly Awesome You Look Like You've Lived 9 Nine Lives Black Cat Swearing Card

Front of card:
 
Featuring a playful illustrated road map with street names, a plane, a house, trees, coffee mugs, croissants, champagne flutes and a bottle of fizz on a multicolour background
 
Text reads:
 
"Christopher. You're on the road to retirement. Holiday St. Friend Lane. Park Walk. Hobby Ave. Cosy Road."
 
Back of card: Happy Mappy logo logo.

Illustrated Road To Retirement Card

Lucy Maggie Twenties Has Now Expired Funny Birthday Card

Fancy Cake Donut Chocolate eclair Happy Retirement Card

Front of Card: Featuring Statler and Waldorf from The Muppets with speech bubbles speaking to each other. Text reads: "Happy Retirement Michael! I guess all's well that ends well. Doesn't matter to me as long as it ends!" Back of Card: Disney The Muppets logo.

The Muppets Statler And Waldorf All Well That Ends Well Happy Retirement Card

Front of card: The greeting card features a minimalist design with the playful text “You Are Really Cool” where the word “Cool” has been humorously altered to read “Old” with a scribble over the “Cool.” The design is set against a solid purple background, creating a witty and light-hearted tone. Typographic card. Text reads: “You are really cool. (Original message: "You are really old.")" Back of card: Objectables Logo.

You Are Really Cool Humorous Typographic Birthday Card

Front of card: Bright, colourful paint strokes on a green background with lovely happy retirement message containing editable name space in centre. br>Text reads: “Happy Retirement Samuel. Fill your days with your favourite things and whatever else this journey brings! This might all feel a little new but it’s time to focus just on you!” With customisable name. Back of card: Pigment logo. Moonpig logo.

Editable Happy News Retirement Card

Modern Typographical Seething With Jealousy On Your Retirement Card

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Large Square Card

Front of card: Featuring hand-drawn, underlined black text on a paper effect background. Text reads: "Retiring? Or just fucking lazy?" Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Retiring Or Just F***ing Lazy Typographic Retirement Card

Front of card: Featuring white typography on a blue background. Text reads: "Some of us will miss you". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Some Of Us Will Miss You Card

Front of card: Happy Retirement Card Illustration of a book. Text reads: "Happy retirement onto your next chapter and now the fun begins!". Back of card: The London Studio logo

Retirement The Excitment Of Almost Being Dead Card

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