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Running For Bloomin' Miles Spoof Magazine Personalised Happy Birthday Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Running For Bloomin' Miles Spoof Magazine Personalised Happy Birthday Card

Front of card: An image of a woman holding up a sign with the earth on, text above and below The text reads: "Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons... ...they forgot to mention morons!" Back of card: White with Chickpea logo.

Quitting Hollywood Chickpea Earth Funny Card

Front of card: An image of a woman holding a basket of vegetables and holding a sausage in her hand with text The text reads: "As a vegan she never let a meaty sausage pass her lis...well, give or take a few!!" Back of card: White with Chickpea logo.

Quitting Hollywood Chickpea Vegan Funny Card

Front of card: An image of a woman holding books with text The text reads: "Women, just like men...only smarter!" Back of card: White with Chickpea logo.

Quitting Hollywood Chickpea Books Funny Card

Front of card: An old religious illustration of a woman and a child reading a book with text above The text reads: "Waddya mean it doesn't swipe?" Back of card: White with Dench logo.

Quitting Hollywood Dench Funny Card

Front of card: Illustration of an man and woman with text The text reads: "When you're like... let's just have one more drink!" Back of card: White with Dench logo.

Front of card: Illustration of a woman and flowers with text The text reads: "Reading your drunk texts when you're sober the next day!" Back of card: White with Dench logo.

Front of card: Photo of pieces of cheese with drawn on faces on them with text above The text reads: "Here comes stilton with his blue jokes!" Back of card: White with the Doozy! logo.

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Front of card: A image of a fork and a plate with drawn on faces on them with text The text reads: "You're forkin awesome!!" Back of card: White with the Doozy! logo.

Quitting Hollywood Doozy Food Funny Birthday Card

Front of card: Photo of four footballers lined up in a wall with text above The text reads: "The lads had put several pleas to the ref but he simply said they should have gone before the match started" Back of card: White with the image from the front along with the Game On logo.

Quitting Hollywood Game On Football Funny Card

Front of card: Typographic card with of a illustration house and a person The text reads: "BeerNAV when your alcohol enduced state navigates you home in one piece! Back of card: White with Mixo logo.

Quitting Hollywood Mixo Drinking Funny Card

Front of card: Typographic card with of a illustration a person jumping with chocolate in their hand The text reads: "Chocgasam the euphoria of eating chocolate, ooooooooh yessssssss!" Back of card: White with Mixo logo.

Quitting Hollywood Mixo Chocolate Naughty Funny Card

Front of card: Typographic card with of a illustration of two men The text reads: "Bromance when two dudes are BFFs, you're blinking awesome!" Back of card: White with Mixo logo.

Quitting Hollywood Mixo Bromance Funny Card

Front of card: Typographic card with of a illustration of three men The text reads: "Textpectation the agonising wait for a response to a text message" Back of card: White with Mixo logo.

Quitting Hollywood Mixo Text Funny Card

Front of card: An image of a dog, with text The text reads: "Another birthday, and another year older... ...it's hard to keep all the joy and excitement under control!" Back of card: White with Paw Play logo.

Quitting Hollywood Paw Play Dog Birthday Funny Card

Front of card: An image of two dogs, with text The text reads: "I used to be a whippet but as I've grown older... ...but as I've grown older I've become more of a soddit!" Back of card: White with Paw Play logo.

Front of card: An image of peguin, with text The text reads: "Have a flippin'... ...great birthday!" Back of card: White with Paw Play logo.

Quitting Hollywood Paw Play Penguin Birthday Funny Card

Front of card: An image of cat, with text The text reads: "Twenty one again?... ...your secret's safe with me!" Back of card: White with Paw Play logo.

Quitting Hollywood Paw Play Cat Birthday Funny Card

Front of card: An image of dog, with text The text reads: "Another birthday?... ...it'll all end in beers!" Back of card: White with Paw Play logo.

Front of card: Illustration of a cow in a party hat with text The text reads: "Happy Birthday to moooo!" Back of card: White with Scruffs logo.

Quitting Hollywood Scruffs Animal Pun Funny Card

Front of card: Illustration of a fox with text The text reads: "Happy Birthday Silver Fox" Back of card: White with Sweet Chilli logo.

Quitting Hollywood Sweet Chilli Animal Fox Funny Card

Front of card: Illustration of a T-Rex with text The text reads: "OldManasaurusrex" Back of card: White with Sweet Chilli logo.

Quitting Hollywood Sweet Chilli Dinosaur T-Rex Funny Card

Front of card: An image of a two women and a man sitting in a car, with text The text reads: "Nice car what does the knob at the front do? He drives it!" Back of card: White with Tally Ho logo.

Quitting Hollywood Tally Ho Drinking Funny Card

Front of card: An image of a woman with a fan, with text The text reads: "Happy Birthday to a hot babe with hot flushes!" Back of card: White with Tally Ho logo.

Quitting Hollywood Tally Ho Fan Funny Card

Front of card: An image of a woman drinking, with text The text reads: "Gin isn't the answer gin is the question, Yes please a large one is the answer" Back of card: White with Tally Ho logo.

Front of card: Two dolls with text above them The text reads: "Of course I can keep a secret! It's the people I tell it to who can't" Back of card: White with Toyology logo.

Quitting Hollywood Toyology Funny Card

Front of card: Doll with a handbag with text The text reads: "Her handbag used to be full of expensive perfume, make up and handcream. Now it's filled with kiddy snacks, juice and snot rags!" Back of card: White with Toyology logo.

Front of card: Photo of a woman and a man hugging with text The text reads: "That's very nice Mrs. Carrington but I actually said 'hold my calls' " Back of card: White with Toyology logo.

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Englands Greatest Runner Personalised Name Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Englands Greatest Runner Personalised Name Card

Front of card: Photo of a man running with text above The text reads: "After a month of jogging ten miles a day, he was feeling terrific, the only problem was he was 300 miles from home!" Back of card: White with the image from the front along with the Game On logo.

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