Front of card: An image of a woman holding a basket of vegetables and holding a sausage in her hand with text The text reads: "As a vegan she never let a meaty sausage pass her lis...well, give or take a few!!" Back of card: White with Chickpea logo.

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Quitting Hollywood Chickpea Vegan Funny Card

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Front of card: An image of a man interviewing a woman at a desk with text The text reads: "We're looking for someone who can do the work of six men, Thats a same, I was looking for a full-time job!" Back of card: White with Chickpea logo.

Quitting Hollywood Chickpea Interview Funny Card

Front of card: Illustration of a man lighting a lantern looking suprised with text The text reads: "OMG! You're so old!" Back of card: White with Dench logo.

Quitting Hollywood Dench Funny Card

Front of card: Illustration of woman looking down with text The text reads: "When you spend too much time watching Netflix and have lost the ability to move!" Back of card: White with Dench logo.

Front of card: Illustration of an ugly man and woman with text The text reads: "Super grateful for filters!!!" Back of card: White with Dench logo.

Front of card: Illustration of a woman and flowers with text The text reads: "Reading your drunk texts when you're sober the next day!" Back of card: White with Dench logo.

Front of card: Photo of jelly beans with drawn on faces on two on them with text above The text reads: "Happy Birthday old bean!" Back of card: White with the Doozy! logo.

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Quitting Hollywood Doozy Sweets Funny Birthday Card

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Front of card: A image of a fork and a plate with drawn on faces on them with text The text reads: "You're forkin awesome!!" Back of card: White with the Doozy! logo.

Quitting Hollywood Doozy Food Funny Birthday Card

Front of card: A image hands using a of a bottle of hand wash with a drawn on face with text The text reads: "Keep pumping like that...oh..ohh!...OOOHHH!" Back of card: White with the Doozy! logo.

Quitting Hollywood Doozy Funny  Card

Front of card: Photo of a boy holding a hammer with text above The text reads: "He had learnt how to fix things by watching his dad. First, try a screwdriver then when that doesn't work, you swear at it and whack it with a hammer!" Back of card: White with the image from the front along with the Game On logo.

Quitting Hollywood Game On Funny Card

Front of card: Photo of bags of golf clubs with text above The text reads: "GOLF: The world's most popular excuse for an all day piss up" Back of card: White with the image from the front along with the Game On logo.

Quitting Hollywood Game On Golf Funny Card

Front of card: Photo of two men playing golf with text above The text reads: "What's your handicap? Basically that I'm not very good" Back of card: White with the image from the front along with the Game On logo.

Front of card: Photo of a couple on a bike with text above The text reads: "I managed to burn off over 650 calories last night, At the gym? No I overcooked my pizza!" Back of card: White with the image from the front along with the Game On logo.

Quitting Hollywood Game On Bike Funny Card

Front of card: Typographic card with two illustrations of dinosaurs The text reads: "Bitchosaurus someone who just can't help being a massive bitch! You can shove your apology up your bum there's plenty of room up there Back of card: White with Mixo logo.

Quitting Hollywood Mixo Dinosaur Naughty Funny Card

Front of card: Typographic card with of a illustration a person jumping with chocolate in their hand The text reads: "Chocgasam the euphoria of eating chocolate, ooooooooh yessssssss!" Back of card: White with Mixo logo.

Quitting Hollywood Mixo Chocolate Naughty Funny Card

Front of card: Typographic card with of a illustration of two men The text reads: "Bromance when two dudes are BFFs, you're blinking awesome!" Back of card: White with Mixo logo.

Quitting Hollywood Mixo Bromance Funny Card

Front of card: Typographic card with of a illustration of someone on their sofa with blankets and a laptop The text reads: "InstaNest making a nest with cushions and blankets while spending hours surfin' Instagram" Back of card: White with Mixo logo.

Quitting Hollywood Mixo Instagram Funny Card

Front of card: An image of a dog, with text The text reads: "Another birthday, and another year older... ...it's hard to keep all the joy and excitement under control!" Back of card: White with Paw Play logo.

Quitting Hollywood Paw Play Dog Birthday Funny Card

Front of card: An image of bear rolled over, with text The text reads: "Your birthday calls for a celebration drink... ...bottoms up!" Back of card: White with Paw Play logo.

Quitting Hollywood Paw Play Bear Birthday Funny Card

Front of card: An image of peguin, with text The text reads: "Have a flippin'... ...great birthday!" Back of card: White with Paw Play logo.

Quitting Hollywood Paw Play Penguin Birthday Funny Card

Front of card: Ilustration of a pig in a party hat with text The text reads: "Happy Birthday let the party piggin!" Back of card: White with Scruffs logo.

Quitting Hollywood Scruffs Animal Pun Funny Card

Front of card: Illustration of a giraffe in a party hat with text The text reads: "Happy Birthday to moooo!" Back of card: White with Scruffs logo.

Front of card: Ilustration of a chicken in a party hat with text The text reads: "Its your birthday, swing your funky trunk" Back of card: White with Scruffs logo.

Front of card: Illustration of a fox with text The text reads: "Happy Birthday Silver Fox" Back of card: White with Sweet Chilli logo.

Quitting Hollywood Sweet Chilli Animal Fox Funny Card

Front of card: Illustration of a muscular man with text The text reads: "Happy birthday beef cake" Back of card: White with Sweet Chilli logo.

Quitting Hollywood Sweet Chilli Funny Birthday Card

Front of card: Illustration of a cheese with text The text reads: "Another year older and still maturing" Back of card: White with Sweet Chilli logo.

Front of card: Illustration of a man lifting his shirt up with text The text reads: "Another year older and still maturing" Back of card: White with Sweet Chilli logo.

Front of card: An image of a two women and a man sitting in a car, with text The text reads: "Nice car what does the knob at the front do? He drives it!" Back of card: White with Tally Ho logo.

Quitting Hollywood Tally Ho Drinking Funny Card

Front of card: Two dolls with text above them The text reads: "A friend told me that I drink too much" "Defriend them! you don't need that negativity in your life!" Back of card: White with Toyology logo.

Quitting Hollywood Toyology Funny Card

Front of card: Photo of a woman and a man hugging with text The text reads: "That's very nice Mrs. Carrington but I actually said 'hold my calls' " Back of card: White with Toyology logo.

Quitting Hollywood Twisty Funny Card

Front of card: An image of a woman with text The text reads: "She thought that she had heartburn. Actually, it was just her boob flopping in her porridge" Back of card: White with Chickpea logo.

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