Masterdating - Self-pleasuring with fantasies about people you've seen on dating apps, but not actually met.

Square Card

Masturdating Birthday Card

For the little messages

Divorce - finally inhaling the sweet, sweet smell of freedom. Often followed by the uncontrollable urge to jump, face first, into a whole new life of good times... 

Funny divorce card

Happy Valentines Night Personalised Card Once you've personalised your card or uploaded a photo, and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Happy Valentines Night Personalised Card

Standard Card

Funny Dolls Birthday Hangover Card

Moonpig favourite

Large Card

Old? Goodness me no, one simply has a marvellous patina 

Funny retro 'Goodness Me No' Birthday Card

Funny I Love You Valentine's Day Card This Valentine's Day, Love Bigger! Show them how much they mean to you with our unique Valentine's Day cards - add your most memorable photos, make it personal with their name, and write a sweet message inside.

Funny I Love You Valentine's Day Card

Birthday Card - Dinosaur - Extinct

Funny CheekyYes Chicken In Gravy Was Delicious Yesterday But Today It Is Repulsive The Cat Card

My Mum Gave Birth To A Legend Card Once you've personalised your card or uploaded a photo, and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

My Mum Gave Birth To A Legend Card

Personalised Good Luck, Follow Your Dreams Card Once you've personalised your card or uploaded a photo, and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Personalised Good Luck, Follow Your Dreams Card

Personalised Congratulations On Your New Job, Smarter Than You Look Once you've personalised your card or uploaded a photo, and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Personalised Congratulations On Your New Job, Smarter Than You Look

Jam And Toast Loving You Personalised Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Jam And Toast Loving You Personalised Card

Personalised You're At The Top Of My To Do List Valentine's Day Card This Valentine's Day, Love Bigger! Show them how much they mean to you with one of our unique Valentine's Day cards - add your most memorable photos, make it personal with their name, and write a sweet message inside.

Personalised You're At The Top Of My To Do List Valentine's Day Card

Jamie, love is in the air! (but quite frankly, I'd prefer it in the bedroom!) 

Love Is In The Air Anniversary Card

James, you're the only man who can make me moan! (I really wish you'd tidy up after yourself!) 

Funny Anniversary Card - Tidy Up

Andrew, darling, you make me smile - wet! 

Funny Anniversary Card - Wet

Cheer "Andy!" Here's hoping your birthday is a night you can't remember!

Funny Birthday Card - Drinks

Love Is In The Air Funny Valentine's Day Girlfriend Card This Valentine's Day, Love Bigger! Show them how much they mean to you with one of our unique Valentine's Day cards - add your most memorable photos, make it personal with their name, and write a sweet message inside.

Love Is In The Air Funny Valentine's Day Girlfriend Card

Love Is In The Air Funny Valentine's Day Boyfriend Card This Valentine's Day, Love Bigger! Show them how much they mean to you with one of our unique Valentine's Day cards - add your most memorable photos, make it personal with their name, and write a sweet message inside.

Love Is In The Air Funny Valentine's Day Boyfriend Card

Floral Border Happy 30Th Birthday Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Floral Border Happy 30Th Birthday Card

Congratulations "Gail & Mark!" A lovely Couple! - I'll drink to that! - You're both so lucky ti  have found the person you want to annoy fo the rest of you lives!

Funny congratulations card - Engagement - Marriage

It's your birthday - make a dick of yourself! "Happy Birthday"

Humurous Birthday Card - make a dick of yourself

Happy Birthday you silver fox! Looking good!

Humurous Birthday Card - Pencils - Silver Fox!

I didn't get you a present cos I'm broke! Happy Birthday

Humurous Birthday Card - Pencils - Cos I'm broke!

I'm not DRUNK! Happy Birthday "editable name"

Humurous Birthday Card - Pencils - I'm not DRUNK

Funny retro spoof magazine Birthday Card - The One Eyed Trouser Snake - Whopper

Happy Birthday to "Name" The world's best friend*
*Semi-finalist

Funny Birthday Card - The world's best friend*

Happy birthday - well that's another year gone by without using algebra

Funny Maths Algebra Birthday Card

30Th Birthday Eat More Cake Personalised Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

30Th Birthday Eat More Cake Personalised Card

"Sally" If you have to ask if it's too early to Drink wine you're an amateur and we can't be friends! - Never to early for a tipple!

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