Front of card: An image of a woman holding books with text The text reads: "Women, just like men...only smarter!" Back of card: White with Chickpea logo.

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Quitting Hollywood Chickpea Books Funny Card

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Front of card: An image of a man interviewing a woman at a desk with text The text reads: "We're looking for someone who can do the work of six men, Thats a same, I was looking for a full-time job!" Back of card: White with Chickpea logo.

Quitting Hollywood Chickpea Interview Funny Card

Front of card: An image of a woman with text The text reads: "She thought that she had heartburn. Actually, it was just her boob flopping in her porridge" Back of card: White with Chickpea logo.

Quitting Hollywood Chickpea Funny Card

Front of card: An image of two women with drinks in their hands and text The text reads: "We drink too much, swear like troopers and our morals are questionable... ...No wonder we're friends" Back of card: White with Dench logo.

Front of card: Illustration of woman looking down with text The text reads: "When you spend too much time watching Netflix and have lost the ability to move!" Back of card: White with Dench logo.

Quitting Hollywood Dench Funny Card

Front of card: Illustration of an ugly man and woman with text The text reads: "Super grateful for filters!!!" Back of card: White with Dench logo.

Front of card: Photo of jelly beans with drawn on faces on two on them with text above The text reads: "Happy Birthday old bean!" Back of card: White with the Doozy! logo.

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Quitting Hollywood Doozy Sweets Funny Birthday Card

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Front of card: A image of a fork and a plate with drawn on faces on them with text The text reads: "You're forkin awesome!!" Back of card: White with the Doozy! logo.

Quitting Hollywood Doozy Food Funny Birthday Card

Front of card: A image hands using a of a bottle of hand wash with a drawn on face with text The text reads: "Keep pumping like that...oh..ohh!...OOOHHH!" Back of card: White with the Doozy! logo.

Quitting Hollywood Doozy Funny  Card

Front of card: Photo of four footballers lined up in a wall with text above The text reads: "The lads had put several pleas to the ref but he simply said they should have gone before the match started" Back of card: White with the image from the front along with the Game On logo.

Quitting Hollywood Game On Football Funny Card

Front of card: Photo of bags of golf clubs with text above The text reads: "GOLF: The world's most popular excuse for an all day piss up" Back of card: White with the image from the front along with the Game On logo.

Quitting Hollywood Game On Golf Funny Card

Front of card: Typographic card with of a illustration a person jumping with chocolate in their hand The text reads: "Chocgasam the euphoria of eating chocolate, ooooooooh yessssssss!" Back of card: White with Mixo logo.

Quitting Hollywood Mixo Chocolate Naughty Funny Card

Front of card: Typographic card with of a illustration of two men The text reads: "Bromance when two dudes are BFFs, you're blinking awesome!" Back of card: White with Mixo logo.

Quitting Hollywood Mixo Bromance Funny Card

Front of card: An image of a dog, with text The text reads: "Another birthday, and another year older... ...it's hard to keep all the joy and excitement under control!" Back of card: White with Paw Play logo.

Quitting Hollywood Paw Play Dog Birthday Funny Card

Front of card: An image of two dogs, with text The text reads: "I used to be a whippet but as I've grown older... ...but as I've grown older I've become more of a soddit!" Back of card: White with Paw Play logo.

Front of card: An image of bear rolled over, with text The text reads: "Your birthday calls for a celebration drink... ...bottoms up!" Back of card: White with Paw Play logo.

Quitting Hollywood Paw Play Bear Birthday Funny Card

Front of card: An image of dog, with text The text reads: "Another birthday?... ...it'll all end in beers!" Back of card: White with Paw Play logo.

Front of card: Ilustration of a pig in a party hat with text The text reads: "Happy Birthday let the party piggin!" Back of card: White with Scruffs logo.

Quitting Hollywood Scruffs Animal Pun Funny Card

Front of card: Illustration of a giraffe in a party hat with text The text reads: "Happy Birthday to moooo!" Back of card: White with Scruffs logo.

Front of card: Illustration of a sausage with text The text reads: "Silly Sausage" Back of card: White with Sweet Chilli logo.

Quitting Hollywood Sweet Chilli Sausage Food Funny Card

Front of card: Illustration of a fox with text The text reads: "Happy Birthday Silver Fox" Back of card: White with Sweet Chilli logo.

Quitting Hollywood Sweet Chilli Animal Fox Funny Card

Front of card: Illustration of a muscular man with text The text reads: "Happy birthday beef cake" Back of card: White with Sweet Chilli logo.

Quitting Hollywood Sweet Chilli Funny Birthday Card

Front of card: Illustration of a cheese with text The text reads: "Another year older and still maturing" Back of card: White with Sweet Chilli logo.

Front of card: An image of a man with a bandage round his head, with text The text reads: "Waking up with a broken leg in a police cell with alcohol poisioning could mean only one thing he'd had a great birthday" Back of card: White with Tally Ho logo.

Quitting Hollywood Tally Ho Birthday Funny Card

Front of card: An image of a woman drinking, with text The text reads: "Gin isn't the answer gin is the question, Yes please a large one is the answer" Back of card: White with Tally Ho logo.

Quitting Hollywood Tally Ho Drinking Funny Card

Front of card: A doll sat down on her laptop with text above The text reads: "That's by far the filthiest idea you've had...let me log off and I'll be there in fifteen minutes! Back of card: White with Toyology logo.

Quitting Hollywood Toyology Naughty Funny Card

Front of card: Two dolls with text above them The text reads: "Of course I can keep a secret! It's the people I tell it to who can't" Back of card: White with Toyology logo.

Quitting Hollywood Toyology Funny Card

Front of card: Two dolls with text above them The text reads: "A friend told me that I drink too much" "Defriend them! you don't need that negativity in your life!" Back of card: White with Toyology logo.

Front of card: A doll holding a glass of wine with text The text reads: "If it's broke...wine can fix it!" "Defriend them! you don't need that negativity in your life!" Back of card: White with Toyology logo.

Front of card: Photo of a woman holding a bottle of wine with text The text reads: "Yes, she certainly was all woman... strong yet still sensitive assertive yet still caring powerful yet still fragile... p*ssed yet still standing!" Back of card: White with Toyology logo.

Quitting Hollywood Twisty Wine Funny Card

Front of card: Photo of a woman and a man hugging with text The text reads: "That's very nice Mrs. Carrington but I actually said 'hold my calls' " Back of card: White with Toyology logo.

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