Front of card: An image of a woman holding books with text The text reads: "Women, just like men...only smarter!" Back of card: White with Chickpea logo.

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Quitting Hollywood Chickpea Books Funny Card

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Front of card: An image of a man interviewing a woman at a desk with text The text reads: "We're looking for someone who can do the work of six men, Thats a same, I was looking for a full-time job!" Back of card: White with Chickpea logo.

Quitting Hollywood Chickpea Interview Funny Card

Front of card: Illustration of a man lighting a lantern looking suprised with text The text reads: "OMG! You're so old!" Back of card: White with Dench logo.

Quitting Hollywood Dench Funny Card

Front of card: Illustration of an ugly man and woman with text The text reads: "Super grateful for filters!!!" Back of card: White with Dench logo.

Front of card: Illustration of an man and woman with text The text reads: "When you're like... let's just have one more drink!" Back of card: White with Dench logo.

Front of card: Photo of jelly beans with drawn on faces on two on them with text above The text reads: "Happy Birthday old bean!" Back of card: White with the Doozy! logo.

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Quitting Hollywood Doozy Sweets Funny Birthday Card

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Front of card: Photo of pieces of cheese with drawn on faces on them with text above The text reads: "Here comes stilton with his blue jokes!" Back of card: White with the Doozy! logo.

Front of card: A image of a fork and a plate with drawn on faces on them with text The text reads: "You're forkin awesome!!" Back of card: White with the Doozy! logo.

Quitting Hollywood Doozy Food Funny Birthday Card

Front of card: A image of a spilled bowl of cereal with text The text reads: "Looks like the work of a cereal killer!" Back of card: White with the Doozy! logo.

Quitting Hollywood Doozy Funny Card

Front of card: Photo of four footballers lined up in a wall with text above The text reads: "The lads had put several pleas to the ref but he simply said they should have gone before the match started" Back of card: White with the image from the front along with the Game On logo.

Quitting Hollywood Game On Football Funny Card

Front of card: Photo of a boy holding a hammer with text above The text reads: "He had learnt how to fix things by watching his dad. First, try a screwdriver then when that doesn't work, you swear at it and whack it with a hammer!" Back of card: White with the image from the front along with the Game On logo.

Quitting Hollywood Game On Funny Card

Front of card: Photo of two men playing golf with text above The text reads: "What's your handicap? Basically that I'm not very good" Back of card: White with the image from the front along with the Game On logo.

Quitting Hollywood Game On Golf Funny Card

Front of card: Photo of a man running with text above The text reads: "After a month of jogging ten miles a day, he was feeling terrific, the only problem was he was 300 miles from home!" Back of card: White with the image from the front along with the Game On logo.

Quitting Hollywood Game On Running Funny Card

Front of card: Typographic card with of a illustration a person jumping with chocolate in their hand The text reads: "Chocgasam the euphoria of eating chocolate, ooooooooh yessssssss!" Back of card: White with Mixo logo.

Quitting Hollywood Mixo Chocolate Naughty Funny Card

Front of card: An image of a dog, with text The text reads: "Another birthday, and another year older... ...it's hard to keep all the joy and excitement under control!" Back of card: White with Paw Play logo.

Quitting Hollywood Paw Play Dog Birthday Funny Card

Front of card: An image of two dogs, with text The text reads: "Have you put your nuts in the birthday cake? Yeah... and I dipped my todger in too when nobody was looking!" Back of card: White with Paw Play logo.

Front of card: An image of bear rolled over, with text The text reads: "Your birthday calls for a celebration drink... ...bottoms up!" Back of card: White with Paw Play logo.

Quitting Hollywood Paw Play Bear Birthday Funny Card

Front of card: An image of peguin, with text The text reads: "Have a flippin'... ...great birthday!" Back of card: White with Paw Play logo.

Quitting Hollywood Paw Play Penguin Birthday Funny Card

Front of card: Illustration of a giraffe in a party hat with text The text reads: "Happy Birthday to moooo!" Back of card: White with Scruffs logo.

Quitting Hollywood Scruffs Animal Pun Funny Card

Front of card: Illustration of a elephant in a party hat with text The text reads: "Its your birthday, swing your funky trunk" Back of card: White with Scruffs logo.

Front of card: Ilustration of a chicken in a party hat with text The text reads: "Its your birthday, swing your funky trunk" Back of card: White with Scruffs logo.

Front of card: Illustration of a hippo in a party hat with text The text reads: "Its your birthday, swing your funky trunk" Back of card: White with Scruffs logo.

Front of card: Illustration of a sausage with text The text reads: "Silly Sausage" Back of card: White with Sweet Chilli logo.

Quitting Hollywood Sweet Chilli Sausage Food Funny Card

Front of card: Illustration of a cheese with text The text reads: "Another year older and still maturing" Back of card: White with Sweet Chilli logo.

Quitting Hollywood Sweet Chilli Funny Birthday Card

Front of card: Illustration of a man lifting his shirt up with text The text reads: "Another year older and still maturing" Back of card: White with Sweet Chilli logo.

Front of card: An image of a two women and a man sitting in a car, with text The text reads: "Nice car what does the knob at the front do? He drives it!" Back of card: White with Tally Ho logo.

Quitting Hollywood Tally Ho Drinking Funny Card

Front of card: An image of a man with a bandage round his head, with text The text reads: "Waking up with a broken leg in a police cell with alcohol poisioning could mean only one thing he'd had a great birthday" Back of card: White with Tally Ho logo.

Quitting Hollywood Tally Ho Birthday Funny Card

Front of card: Two dolls with text above them The text reads: "Of course I can keep a secret! It's the people I tell it to who can't" Back of card: White with Toyology logo.

Quitting Hollywood Toyology Funny Card

Front of card: Two dolls taking a selfie with text The text reads: "Funny, quirky and crazy! No wonder we're such good friends" Back of card: White with Toyology logo.

Front of card: Doll with a handbag with text The text reads: "Her handbag used to be full of expensive perfume, make up and handcream. Now it's filled with kiddy snacks, juice and snot rags!" Back of card: White with Toyology logo.

Front of card: A doll holding a glass of wine with text The text reads: "If it's broke...wine can fix it!" "Defriend them! you don't need that negativity in your life!" Back of card: White with Toyology logo.

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