Front of card: An image of a woman with text The text reads: "She thought that she had heartburn. Actually, it was just her boob flopping in her porridge" Back of card: White with Chickpea logo.

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Quitting Hollywood Chickpea Funny Card

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Front of card: An old religious illustration of a woman and a child reading a book with text above The text reads: "Waddya mean it doesn't swipe?" Back of card: White with Dench logo.

Quitting Hollywood Dench Funny Card

Front of card: Illustration of a man lighting a lantern looking suprised with text The text reads: "OMG! You're so old!" Back of card: White with Dench logo.

Front of card: Illustration of woman looking down with text The text reads: "When you spend too much time watching Netflix and have lost the ability to move!" Back of card: White with Dench logo.

Front of card: Illustration of an ugly man and woman with text The text reads: "Super grateful for filters!!!" Back of card: White with Dench logo.

Front of card: Illustration of an man and woman with text The text reads: "When you're like... let's just have one more drink!" Back of card: White with Dench logo.

Front of card: Illustration of a woman and flowers with text The text reads: "Reading your drunk texts when you're sober the next day!" Back of card: White with Dench logo.

Front of card: A image of a fork and a plate with drawn on faces on them with text The text reads: "You're forkin awesome!!" Back of card: White with the Doozy! logo.

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Quitting Hollywood Doozy Food Funny Birthday Card

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Front of card: A image of a purse with drawn on face with text The text reads: "Run for it! They've emptied me, they'll be coming for you next!" Back of card: White with the Doozy! logo.

Quitting Hollywood Doozy Funny  Card

Front of card: Photo of four footballers lined up in a wall with text above The text reads: "The lads had put several pleas to the ref but he simply said they should have gone before the match started" Back of card: White with the image from the front along with the Game On logo.

Quitting Hollywood Game On Football Funny Card

Front of card: Photo of bags of golf clubs with text above The text reads: "GOLF: The world's most popular excuse for an all day piss up" Back of card: White with the image from the front along with the Game On logo.

Quitting Hollywood Game On Golf Funny Card

Front of card: Photo of a couple on a bike with text above The text reads: "I managed to burn off over 650 calories last night, At the gym? No I overcooked my pizza!" Back of card: White with the image from the front along with the Game On logo.

Quitting Hollywood Game On Bike Funny Card

Front of card: Typographic card with of a illustration a person jumping with chocolate in their hand The text reads: "Chocgasam the euphoria of eating chocolate, ooooooooh yessssssss!" Back of card: White with Mixo logo.

Quitting Hollywood Mixo Chocolate Naughty Funny Card

Front of card: Typographic card with of a illustration of three men The text reads: "Textpectation the agonising wait for a response to a text message" Back of card: White with Mixo logo.

Quitting Hollywood Mixo Text Funny Card

Front of card: Typographic card with of a illustration of someone on their sofa with blankets and a laptop The text reads: "InstaNest making a nest with cushions and blankets while spending hours surfin' Instagram" Back of card: White with Mixo logo.

Quitting Hollywood Mixo Instagram Funny Card

Front of card: An image of two dogs, with text The text reads: "Have you put your nuts in the birthday cake? Yeah... and I dipped my todger in too when nobody was looking!" Back of card: White with Paw Play logo.

Quitting Hollywood Paw Play Dog Birthday Funny Card

Front of card: An image of two dogs, with text The text reads: "I used to be a whippet but as I've grown older... ...but as I've grown older I've become more of a soddit!" Back of card: White with Paw Play logo.

Front of card: An image of cat, with text The text reads: "Twenty one again?... ...your secret's safe with me!" Back of card: White with Paw Play logo.

Quitting Hollywood Paw Play Cat Birthday Funny Card

Front of card: An image of dog, with text The text reads: "Another birthday?... ...it'll all end in beers!" Back of card: White with Paw Play logo.

Front of card: Illustration of a elephant in a party hat with text The text reads: "Its your birthday, swing your funky trunk" Back of card: White with Scruffs logo.

Quitting Hollywood Scruffs Animal Pun Funny Card

Front of card: Ilustration of a chicken in a party hat with text The text reads: "Its your birthday, swing your funky trunk" Back of card: White with Scruffs logo.

Front of card: Illustration of a hippo in a party hat with text The text reads: "Its your birthday, swing your funky trunk" Back of card: White with Scruffs logo.

Front of card: Illustration of a T-Rex with text The text reads: "OldManasaurusrex" Back of card: White with Sweet Chilli logo.

Quitting Hollywood Sweet Chilli Dinosaur T-Rex Funny Card

Front of card: Illustration of a muscular man with text The text reads: "Happy birthday beef cake" Back of card: White with Sweet Chilli logo.

Quitting Hollywood Sweet Chilli Funny Birthday Card

Front of card: An image of a woman with a fan, with text The text reads: "Happy Birthday to a hot babe with hot flushes!" Back of card: White with Tally Ho logo.

Quitting Hollywood Tally Ho Fan Funny Card

Front of card: An image of a man with a bandage round his head, with text The text reads: "Waking up with a broken leg in a police cell with alcohol poisioning could mean only one thing he'd had a great birthday" Back of card: White with Tally Ho logo.

Quitting Hollywood Tally Ho Birthday Funny Card

Front of card: A doll sat down on her laptop with text above The text reads: "That's by far the filthiest idea you've had...let me log off and I'll be there in fifteen minutes! Back of card: White with Toyology logo.

Quitting Hollywood Toyology Naughty Funny Card

Front of card: Two dolls with text above them The text reads: "Of course I can keep a secret! It's the people I tell it to who can't" Back of card: White with Toyology logo.

Quitting Hollywood Toyology Funny Card

Front of card: Two dolls with text above them The text reads: "A friend told me that I drink too much" "Defriend them! you don't need that negativity in your life!" Back of card: White with Toyology logo.

Front of card: Photo of a woman and a man hugging with text The text reads: "That's very nice Mrs. Carrington but I actually said 'hold my calls' " Back of card: White with Toyology logo.

Quitting Hollywood Twisty Funny Card

Front of card: Typographic card with of a illustration house and a person The text reads: "BeerNAV when your alcohol enduced state navigates you home in one piece! Back of card: White with Mixo logo.

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