Front of card: An image of a woman holding a basket of vegetables and holding a sausage in her hand with text The text reads: "As a vegan she never let a meaty sausage pass her lis...well, give or take a few!!" Back of card: White with Chickpea logo.

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Quitting Hollywood Chickpea Vegan Funny Card

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Front of card: An image of two women with drinks in their hands and text The text reads: "We drink too much, swear like troopers and our morals are questionable... ...No wonder we're friends" Back of card: White with Dench logo.

Quitting Hollywood Chickpea Funny Card

Front of card: An old religious illustration of a woman and a child reading a book with text above The text reads: "Waddya mean it doesn't swipe?" Back of card: White with Dench logo.

Quitting Hollywood Dench Funny Card

Front of card: Illustration of a man lighting a lantern looking suprised with text The text reads: "OMG! You're so old!" Back of card: White with Dench logo.

Front of card: A image of a purse with drawn on face with text The text reads: "Run for it! They've emptied me, they'll be coming for you next!" Back of card: White with the Doozy! logo.

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Quitting Hollywood Doozy Funny  Card

Large Square Card

Front of card: A image hands using a of a bottle of hand wash with a drawn on face with text The text reads: "Keep pumping like that...oh..ohh!...OOOHHH!" Back of card: White with the Doozy! logo.

Front of card: A image of a spilled bowl of cereal with text The text reads: "Looks like the work of a cereal killer!" Back of card: White with the Doozy! logo.

Quitting Hollywood Doozy Funny Card

Front of card: Photo of bags of golf clubs with text above The text reads: "GOLF: The world's most popular excuse for an all day piss up" Back of card: White with the image from the front along with the Game On logo.

Quitting Hollywood Game On Golf Funny Card

Front of card: Photo of a man running with text above The text reads: "After a month of jogging ten miles a day, he was feeling terrific, the only problem was he was 300 miles from home!" Back of card: White with the image from the front along with the Game On logo.

Quitting Hollywood Game On Running Funny Card

Front of card: Photo of a couple on a bike with text above The text reads: "I managed to burn off over 650 calories last night, At the gym? No I overcooked my pizza!" Back of card: White with the image from the front along with the Game On logo.

Quitting Hollywood Game On Bike Funny Card

Front of card: Typographic card with two illustrations of dinosaurs The text reads: "Bitchosaurus someone who just can't help being a massive bitch! You can shove your apology up your bum there's plenty of room up there Back of card: White with Mixo logo.

Quitting Hollywood Mixo Dinosaur Naughty Funny Card

Front of card: Typographic card with of a illustration a person jumping with chocolate in their hand The text reads: "Chocgasam the euphoria of eating chocolate, ooooooooh yessssssss!" Back of card: White with Mixo logo.

Quitting Hollywood Mixo Chocolate Naughty Funny Card

Front of card: Typographic card with of a illustration of two men The text reads: "Bromance when two dudes are BFFs, you're blinking awesome!" Back of card: White with Mixo logo.

Quitting Hollywood Mixo Bromance Funny Card

Front of card: Typographic card with of a illustration of someone on their sofa with blankets and a laptop The text reads: "InstaNest making a nest with cushions and blankets while spending hours surfin' Instagram" Back of card: White with Mixo logo.

Quitting Hollywood Mixo Instagram Funny Card

Front of card: An image of a dog, with text The text reads: "Another birthday, and another year older... ...it's hard to keep all the joy and excitement under control!" Back of card: White with Paw Play logo.

Quitting Hollywood Paw Play Dog Birthday Funny Card

Front of card: An image of two dogs, with text The text reads: "I used to be a whippet but as I've grown older... ...but as I've grown older I've become more of a soddit!" Back of card: White with Paw Play logo.

Front of card: An image of bear rolled over, with text The text reads: "Your birthday calls for a celebration drink... ...bottoms up!" Back of card: White with Paw Play logo.

Quitting Hollywood Paw Play Bear Birthday Funny Card

Front of card: An image of peguin, with text The text reads: "Have a flippin'... ...great birthday!" Back of card: White with Paw Play logo.

Quitting Hollywood Paw Play Penguin Birthday Funny Card

Front of card: An image of dog, with text The text reads: "Another birthday?... ...it'll all end in beers!" Back of card: White with Paw Play logo.

Front of card: Ilustration of a pig in a party hat with text The text reads: "Happy Birthday let the party piggin!" Back of card: White with Scruffs logo.

Quitting Hollywood Scruffs Animal Pun Funny Card

Front of card: Illustration of a elephant in a party hat with text The text reads: "Its your birthday, swing your funky trunk" Back of card: White with Scruffs logo.

Front of card: Ilustration of a chicken in a party hat with text The text reads: "Its your birthday, swing your funky trunk" Back of card: White with Scruffs logo.

Front of card: Illustration of a hippo in a party hat with text The text reads: "Its your birthday, swing your funky trunk" Back of card: White with Scruffs logo.

Front of card: Illustration of a cheese with text The text reads: "Another year older and still maturing" Back of card: White with Sweet Chilli logo.

Quitting Hollywood Sweet Chilli Funny Birthday Card

Front of card: Illustration of a man lifting his shirt up with text The text reads: "Another year older and still maturing" Back of card: White with Sweet Chilli logo.

Front of card: An image of a two women and a man sitting in a car, with text The text reads: "Nice car what does the knob at the front do? He drives it!" Back of card: White with Tally Ho logo.

Quitting Hollywood Tally Ho Drinking Funny Card

Front of card: An image of a woman with a fan, with text The text reads: "Happy Birthday to a hot babe with hot flushes!" Back of card: White with Tally Ho logo.

Quitting Hollywood Tally Ho Fan Funny Card

Front of card: A doll sat down on her laptop with text above The text reads: "That's by far the filthiest idea you've had...let me log off and I'll be there in fifteen minutes! Back of card: White with Toyology logo.

Quitting Hollywood Toyology Naughty Funny Card

Front of card: Doll with a handbag with text The text reads: "Her handbag used to be full of expensive perfume, make up and handcream. Now it's filled with kiddy snacks, juice and snot rags!" Back of card: White with Toyology logo.

Quitting Hollywood Toyology Funny Card

Front of card: Photo of a woman and a man hugging with text The text reads: "That's very nice Mrs. Carrington but I actually said 'hold my calls' " Back of card: White with Toyology logo.

Quitting Hollywood Twisty Funny Card

Front of card: An image of a woman holding books with text The text reads: "Women, just like men...only smarter!" Back of card: White with Chickpea logo.

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