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Front of card:
Featuring a retro pulp horror-style painting of a shocked woman screaming with her hands on her face on a dark red and black background.

Text reads:
"Another year, another mystery down the shadowy alley of time... Not another birthday! 35c books. Her memory, her dignity, her shoes, they could all be lost on this one wild night!"

Perfect for Birthdays.

Back of card:
Dean Morris Cards logo.

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