Front of card:
 
Featuring a humorous retro spoof music album with a saxophone, guitar, record player, keyboard and confetti on a blue background.
 
Text reads:
 
"This is what people call old. Feat. classics such as: Achy breaky back, hit me with your walking stick, don’t go breaking my hip, should I stay or should I go to bed, oops! I pulled it again, baby got back pain, rolling in the deep heat, man! I feel really tired."
 
Perfect for Birthdays.
 
Back of card:
 
Abi Go Lucky logo.

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This Is What People Call Old Birthday Card

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Front of card: Featuring gold typography on a white textured background. Text reads: "You've seen it all, done it all and heard it all. You just can't remember it all!". Back of card: Brainbox Candy logo

You've Seen It All, Done It All And Heard It All 70th Birthday Card

Typographical Its All Shits And Giggles Until Someone Giggles And Shiits Card

Funny Young At Heart Old As F Everywhere Else Card

Carte Blanche Mastered multi-tasking Happy Birthday Card

Funny Cheeky Chops 70 Seriously Id Be Keeping That Shit Quiet Card

Funny Cheeky Chops 70 Seriously Id Be Keeping That Quiet Card

I Loved The Sixties Personalised 70th Birthday Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

I Loved The Sixties Personalised 70th Birthday Card

Front of card: 70th Birthday Card Large golden number with illustrations of cake and wine. Text reads: "You're 70 and sensational". Back of card: Emma Proctor Designs, Ta Da! logo

Large Golden Number With Illustrations Of Cake And Wine Seventieth Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring a funny illustration of an old man driving a mobility scooter with a dog in the front basket. Text reads: "Age is like a speed limit. Ignore it! Happy Birthday Joe". 'Happy Birthday Joe' can be personalised! Back of card: Fishuals logo

Age Is Like A Speed Limit. Ignore It! Birthday Card

Front of card: 
Featuring bold dark grey typography with the words arranged in stacked lines, accented by two illustrated spring onions in the centre, above a row of colourful grocery items including milk, carrots, leafy greens, cheese, wine and a shopping bag, all on a light turquoise background.
 
Text reads: 
“One day you’re young and hip and the next you get mad they rearranged the supermarket”.
 
Back of card: 
Tikkled Pink logo

One Day You’re Young And Hip Birthday Card

If life's a journey yours is taking ages.

Birthday card - life's a journey

Front of card: Featuring various spot illustrations including a camera film, rotary phone, vhs tape, and a floppy disk. Text reads: "Ancient relics of the past". Back of card: Studio Sundae, Hooray for Today logo

Ancient Relics Of The Past Photo Upload Birthday Card

Front of card: 
A cheeky illustrated card featuring a bear wearing a party hat with humorous text. A perfect birthday card for someone who refuses to grow up.
 
Text reads: 
"Growing old happens. Growing up is optional. Poopoopeepeebumbum".
 
Back of card: 
Jolly Awesome logo

Growing Old Happens Growing Up Is Optional Birthday Card

Film Noir Old Fartacus Birthday Card

Front of card:
 
A humorous birthday card featuring a detailed illustration of a colourful snail and a playful message on a yellow background.
 
Text reads:
 
"It’s your birthday, pace yourself."
 
Back of card:
 
J.P. Marsh logo.

Pace Yourself Snail Illustration Birthday Card

Limelight Personalised True Vintage Birthday Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Limelight Personalised True Vintage Birthday Card

Once Apon A Time Birthday Card <r>Features dinasaur illustrations and a verse. Text reads "Once upon a time a really really long time ago, (Like when jesus was knocking about, or during dinosaur times or something) you were born".

Once Apon A Time Birthday Card

Personalised Funny Comic Now Reduce The Wine Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Personalised Funny Comic Now Reduce The Wine Card

Front of card: Bold typography on a green background. Text reads: "WITH AGE COMES WISDOM* *SO YOU SHOULD BE GETTING SOME SOON" Back of card: Type Things logo. Moonpig logo.

Green Simple Funny Typographic Birthday Card

Front of card: This humorous greeting card features a “British bird watching checklist” with cartoon illustrations of four birds labelled as “Big brown bird,” “Little brown bird,” “Black bird,” and “Wanker” (depicting a seagull). The playful design uses simple bird illustrations and a comedic checklist format to create a cheeky and light-hearted tone. Typographic card. Text reads: “British bird watching checklist. Big brown bird. Little brown bird. Black bird. Wanker." Back of card: Objectables Logo.

British Bird Watching Check List Humorous Illustrated Birds Birthday Card

Pigment Don't Stop Having Fun Birthday Card 

Poppy and Mabel illustration of a bottle of Whisky and a glass with ice and Whisky in it. The card background colour is cream. The non editable caption reads 70 Today I'm Not Saying Your Old But If You Were A Whisky, You'd Be Really Expensive.
The rear of the card has a cream background with the Poppy and Mabel, and Moonpig logos

I'm Not Saying Your Old But If You Were A Whisky, You'd Be Really Expensive 70th Birthday Card

Front of card:
 
The greeting card humorously captures a sleeping cat on a desk, a metaphor for older folks struggling with digital forms, highlighted by the witty caption about age and technology.
 
Text reads:
 
"Once again they had dozed off… waiting for the scroll bar to get down to their birth year."
 
Back of card:
 
Paw Play Designed by Quitting Hollywood logo.

Once Again They Had Dozed Off Humorous Sleeping Cat Birthday Card

Front of card:
 
Featuring a funny hand-drawn drinking fountain with a hanging notice on a white background.
 
Text reads:
 
"The fountain of youth. Out of order."
 
Perfect for Birthdays.
 
Back of card:
 
Redback Cards logo.

Square Card

The Fountain Of Youth Out Of Order Hand-Drawn Funny Birthday Card

Large Square Card

Funny In Need Of A Little Lubriication Birthday Card Front of card: Features a small male figurine stood next to a can of WD-40. Text reads: "Happy Birthday. You're Not Old...Just In Need Of A Little Lubrication". Back of card: Return To The Land Of Little logo

Funny In Need Of A Little Lubriication Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring bold playful, hand-drawn white and teal text adorned with little white stars on a vibrant pink-coloured background. Text reads: "Is it weird being the same age as old people." Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Is It Weird Being The Same Age As Old People Typographic Birthday Card

Front of card: Illustration of colourful flowers and leaves around the border of card, with Kookaburra wearing party hat in centre and hand lettering on blue background Card reads: "Have a laugh on your birthday!" Back of card: Stray Leaves logo. Moonpig logo.

Stray Leaves Fun Illustrated Kookaburra Birthday Card

Front of Card: Featuring bold black typography on a white background with an illustration of a cake at the top of the card. Text reads: "A birthday poem. When you get to your age you've also lived and laughed and loved and got more mature. But just because you're older doesn't mean the fun is done. Although you are a grown-up...you don't have to act like one!" Back of card: Hanson White logo.

Humourous Sentimental Poem Typography Birthday Card

Funny There's A Ginger Pube In My Bloody Battenburg Card

Funny Getting Older Personalised Birthday Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Funny Getting Older Personalised Birthday Card

Front of Card: Photographic image of A boathouse at Matlida Bay in Perth Australia. Back of Card: Moonpics logo. Moonpig logo.

Moonpics Photographic Matilda Boathouse Thinking Of Card

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