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Front of card: Time To Relax! Retirement Card Black calligraphy surrounded by stars on a white background. Text reads: "Time to relax" and "Enjoy your retirement Jill!". 'Enjoy your retirement Jill!' can be personalised! Back of card: Allure logo

Black Calligraphy Surrounded By Stars On A White Background Time To Relax Retirement Card

Front of card: Funny photograph of an old man on a swing with text above The text reads: "Enjoy your retirement" Back of card: White background with the all the best logo

All The Best Funny Photographic Retirement Card

This shaker is the MVP of cocktail shakers; looks the part and super easy to use! It's a beautiful rose gold colour, and has a built in strainer in the top of the lid; meaning no mess and no fuss!
Included is a cocktail jigger to get the perfect measure of Mr. Consistent. Never go wrong with this easy to read rose gold jigger.
Add this baby to your order, impress your friends with your cocktail shaker game, and execute the perfect Mr. Consistent cocktails at home!
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23x10x10 cm

Alcohol Gift

Mr. Consistent Le Bebe Cocktail Shaker

White chocolate chip cookie with oats and a delicious tangy lemon kick. The perfect bite-sized bikkie by Charlie&rsquo;s Fine Food Co.
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Ingredients: Wheat Flour [Vitamins (Thiamin, Folate)], Unsalted Butter (Milk), White Couverture Chocolate (18.9%) [Sugar, Milk Solids (Full Cream Milk Powder, Whey Powder), Cocoa Butter, Emulsifier (Soy Lecithin) and Flavour], Caster Sugar, Golden Syrup, Rolled Oats, Egg, Baking Powder, Salt and Lemon Natural Flavour (0.1%). Contains Gluten (from Wheat), Milk, Egg and Soy. May contain traces of Peanuts, Sesame, Sulphites and Tree Nuts.

Chocolates

Lemon and White Chocolate Button Bikkies

This one&rsquo;s for the jet-setters, wanderlusters and sunset chasers. The perfect balance of creamy coconut and zesty citrus, this fragrance will have you dreaming of tropical holidays, days spent by the pool and days spent with your toes in the sand. Fill your home (for up to 80 hours!) with scents from the original of all Palm Beach products - the 420g Standard Soy Candle. Australian made, double wicked for an even burn and hand poured with carefully curated fragrances.
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 Australian Made Scented Soy Candle 420g Candle Up to 80 hours burn time 2 x 100% cotton wicks to ensure a clean even burn 11.5cm Height x 10cm Diameter
 Fragrance Description: Top: Fruit, Apple Heart: Strawberry, Rosewood Base: Musk, Vanilla, Balsam
 Contains: Eucalyptus Essential Oil, Lime Essential Oil, Orange Essential Oil, Lemon Essential Oil

Gifts For Home

Coconut & Lime Candle by Palm Beach Collection

Picture sandy coastlines on warm days, big fat juicy drips down your hands, and maybe a cocktail or two. The Palm Beach Collection Watermelon fragrance is your ultimate summer companion and a true crowd pleaser.
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Australian Made Scented Soy Candle 420g Candle Up to 80 hours burn time 2 x 100% cotton wicks to ensure a clean even burn 11.5cm Height x 10cm Diameter
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Fragrance Description: Top: Citrus Splash, Guava, Cucumber Water Heart: Sliced Melon, Honeydew, Watermelon Base: Vanilla Ice, Sheer Musk
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Contains: Orange Essential Oil, Grapefruit Essential Oil

Watermelon Candle by Palm Beach Collection

A perfect gift for the loved one who needs a little downtime, this eye pillow and bath oil are handmade from all-natural and organic ingredients. Useful for winding down and relaxing tired eyes, this is a guaranteed way to deliver them a good dose of tender loving care.
Additional Information
1 x Lavender Eye Pillow - Made from 100% Cotton, Australian Wheat and Organic Lavender
1 x 50ml Bath Oil scented with the essential oils of rose, rosewood, jasmine, orange, and vanilla

Beauty

Relax Protea Eye Pillow Gift Pack

Deliciously buttery, Australian-made shortbread fingers, beautifully presented in an Aussie animal-themed tube by Valley Produce Company - perfect for gifting!
Additional Information
180g
Ingredients: Wheat Flour, Butter (30.5%) [Cream (Milk), Water], Sugar, Raising Agent (500), Salt.
8.6 cm W x 20.2 cm H x 8.6 cm L

Pure Butter Shortbread Yellow Embossed Tube

For the DIY whizz or tradie, this Men's Republic multi-tool is a pocket-sized lifesaver! Filled with utensils that include a ballpoint pen, stylus, flathead screwdriver, phillips screwdriver, spirit level and 4 rulers, it&rsquo;s got all the essentials. Made from tough aluminium and finished in bright yellow&mdash;so it won&rsquo;t disappear in the toolbox!

Gadgets & Novelties

Men's Republic Multi Tool Pen 9-in-1 functions

The Pina Colada cocktail mixer by Mr. Consistent has been carefully crafted and brings the vibes of all things tropical and good times with friends by the ocean!
 Additional Information 750ml - 10 serves
Ingredients: Pineapple Juice [Pineapple Juice, Antioxidant (ascorbic Acid)], Sugar, Lime Juice, Filtered Water, Coconut Water, Acidity Regulator (Citric Acid), Natural Flavours, Preservative (202).

Mr. Consistent Pina Colada Cocktail Mixer

Know someone who&rsquo;s always on-the-go? The ""Booked and Busy"" KeepCup gift set &ndash; complete with a reusable Brew Cork cup for hot drinks and then switch to the Longplay Cold Cup for refreshing chilled beverages &ndash; is perfect for keeping them caffeinated, eco-friendly, and smiling!
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Additional Information Contains: 1 x L 16oz/454ml Cold Cup Longplay | 1 x M 12oz/340ml Brew Cork
Care: Handwash Brew Cork. Longplay is dishwasher safe, however acids and oils from dishwasher from dishwasher may cloud the clear plastic so handwash is recommended; fully disassemble Longplay products to prevent moisture build up between sleeve and glass.
Materials: Cork: Tempered glass cup, cork band, PP alloy sipper lid and LDPE plug. Longplay: tempered glass cup, silicone band and gasket, co-polyester sleeve, straw lid and straw.

KeepCup Black Gift Set

Unleash their inner artist with the Paint Like Frida Paint By Numbers Kit! Perfect for beginners and seasoned painters alike, this kit makes creating a masterpiece easier than ever. With a beautifully designed outline, numbered colour guide, and all the paints you&rsquo;ll need, they can bring their canvas to life one brushstroke at a time. Whether it&rsquo;s a relaxing hobby or a thoughtful gift, this kit is your ticket to a fun and creative escape. Ready to paint like a pro?
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Additional Information Framed Canvas 20 x 25cm 14 Extra Large Paint Pots 5 Paint Brushes

Amalfi Lemons Paint by Numbers Kit

Built for the backyard grill master, the Moonpig BBQ Hamper brings together bold rubs, smoky sauces and gourmet nibbles to elevate any barbecue occasion. From seasoning the meat to setting up the perfect grazing spread, this hamper has everything needed for a memorable feast.
Red Gum BBQ Grandpa Joe's Beef Rub
100g A robust blend of herbs and spices crafted to bring out the best in beef, perfect for steaks, roasts and ribs.
Red Gum BBQ Granddaddy Heyward's Classic Sauce 280ml
A rich, smoky-sweet barbecue sauce with old-fashioned flavour, great for basting, dipping or serving on the side.
CHS Grinder BBQ Sweet &amp; Smoky 155g
A versatile spice grinder delivering a sweet and smoky seasoning blend straight onto meats, vegetables or chips.
VPC Crackerthins Plain 100g
Light and crispy plain wafer crackers, the ideal base for cheese, dips and relishes.
VPC Ploughman's Relish 270g 
A classic chunky relish with a tangy, savoury flavour, perfect alongside cold meats, cheese or burgers.
Hunter's Gourmet Potato Chips – Black Truffle Canister – 40g
Crispy potato chips infused with the earthy, aromatic flavour of black truffle for a gourmet snacking experience.
Nutworks Roast Salt Nut in Shell Macadamias SUP 200g
Australian macadamias roasted and salted in their shell, offering a rich, buttery flavour and satisfying crack-and-crunch.
SIAM Peanut Satay Sauce – 250g A creamy, aromatic peanut satay sauce with warm spice notes, great for skewers, stir-fries or as a dipping sauce.
Kangaroo Island Olives Mediterranean – 185g Plump Mediterranean-style olives from Kangaroo Island, marinated for a briny, herbaceous bite.
Moonpig Premium Hamper Box All items are beautifully packed in Moonpig&rsquo;s distinctive, bold and playful hamper box, making the unboxing as exciting as the treats inside.
Moonpig Distinctive Insulated Shipper Box Shipped in an insulated shipper decorated in Moonpig&rsquo;s vibrant signature colours and featuring the warm message &ldquo;For Someone Special&rdquo;, ensuring the hamper arrives in perfect condition and with a personal touch.
Please note that, on occasion, an item may be substituted for a similar product depending on availability.

Hampers

BBQ Sizzle & Grill Hamper

Know someone who loves to cook? The Ottolenghi Selection Hamper is the perfect way to bring a bit of Yotam Ottolenghi&rsquo;s magic into their kitchen! With an inspiring cookbook and a selection of top-quality ingredients straight from his recipes, it&rsquo;s got everything they need to whip up something seriously delicious. A brilliant gift for any foodie who loves bold flavours and trying something new!
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Additional Information Ottolenghi Comfort Cookbook Unlock the secrets of comfort food with this beautiful cookbook, featuring a range of delectable dishes that blend unique flavours with wholesome ingredients. It's an essential guide to creating extraordinary meals at home.
Liguria Pasta - Fusilli 500g Premium Italian fusilli from Liguria, known for its perfect texture and ability to hold sauces. Make every pasta dish a special occasion with these superbly crafted spirals.
Ottolenghi Rose, Pomegranate and Lemon Harissa 170g A fragrant and tangy twist on traditional harissa, infused with rose petals, pomegranate, and a hint of lemon. Ideal for adding depth and a slight sweetness to your dishes.
Ottolenghi Chilli Sauce 170g This chilli sauce is a vibrant blend of heat and flavour, perfect for enhancing marinades, dressings, or simply as a condiment to add a kick to any meal.
Ottolenghi Sweet &amp; Smokey 50g A spice blend that captures the essence of sweetness with smoky undertones, perfect for dry rubs or to sprinkle over vegetables and meats before cooking.
Ottolenghi Citrus &amp; Spice 50g A zesty and aromatic blend, this spice mix adds a bright, refreshing touch to your cooking, suitable for meats, vegetables, and salads.
Premium Hamper Box All items are beautifully presented in a premium hamper box, making it not just a gift, but an experience to open and enjoy.
Insulated Shipper Box Shipped in an insulated box to ensure the contents arrive in prime condition, ready to impress and bring gourmet sophistication to any gathering.

Ottolenghi Selection Hamper

Treat their hands to this dreamy trio of hand creams by Palm Beach Collection, each one packed with collagen and gorgeous scents like Pistachio Rose, Sparkling Lychee and Very Vanilla. It&rsquo;s a little bit of everyday luxury that&rsquo;s perfect for handbags, bedside tables or a surprise pamper moment.
Additional Information 1 x 50ml Hand Cream Pistachio Rose 1 x 50ml Hand Cream Sparkling Lychee 1 x 50ml Hand Cream Very Vanilla

Hand Cream Trio Set by Palm Beach Collection

Bursting with colourful, fruity gummy delights, this charming jar is a treat for the eyes and the taste buds. Crafted by Sweet Dreams Confectionery Co., it features a pun-tastic label and is free from artificial colours and flavours.​
Additional Information 360g
Ingredients: Sugar, Glucose Syrup (Corn), Water, Humectant (420), Thickener (440), Food Acids (296, 330), Apple Concentrate, Spirulina Extract, Natural Pineapple Flavour, Natural Strawberry Flavour, Natural Orange Flavour, Natural Blackberry Flavour, Natural Apple Flavour, Black Carrot Concentrate, Natural Lemon Flavour, Natural Colours (160c, 100).

Sweets

Strawberry Fields Forever Lolly Jar 360g

Treat her to the ultimate cosy night in with a trio of floral socks and Gordon&rsquo;s pink gin-infused milk chocolates - comfort and sweetness, all wrapped up in one lovely gift.
Additional Information 1 x Chocolatier Gordon's Pink Gin Milk Chocolate Liqueur Truffles 110g
Allergens: Contains: Milk, Soy. May Contain: Almond, Peanuts, Gluten, Hazelnut, Wheat
Ingredients: Milk Chocolate Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Milk Solids, Cocoa Mass, Emulsifier (Soy Lecithin), Flavour, White Chocolate Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Milk Solids, Emulsifier (Soy Lecithin), Flavour, Invert Syrup, Glucose Syrup (Maize), Full Cream Milk Powder, Enzyme (Invertase), Gin Flavour, Acidity Regulator (Citric Acid), Gordon's Pink Gin, Raspberry Flavour, Colour (120). Gordon&Otilde;s Gin Chocolate Cup Contains 0.5% alcohol by volume. Milk Chocolate (54%) Contains 34% Cocoa Solids min. and 20% Milk Solids min. White Chocolate (17%) Contains 28% Cocoa Solids min. and 21% Milk Solids min.
1 x Mum Love Boxed Socks 2 Pairs Size 7-10 Box Size 21.5cm x 4.5cm x 9.8cm

Mum Love Socks & Gordon's Pink Gin Milk Chocolate Truffles

Say it with Roses &mdash; Cadbury Roses, that is. This box is bursting with soft centres, nutty bites and chocolatey classics everyone knows and loves. It&rsquo;s the perfect pick for sharing sweet moments, showing you care, or just spreading a little joy (one caramel swirl at a time).
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An assortment of Classic Milk, Strawberry Creme, Peppermint Creme, Orange Creme, Caramel Deluxe, Hazelnut Swirl, Passionfruit Delight, Vanilla Nougat, Turkish Delight and Classic Caramel flavours.
Ingredients: Sugar, Cocoa Mass, Glucose Syrup, Cocoa Butter,&nbsp;Milk&nbsp;Solids, Full Cream&nbsp;Milk, Invert Sugar, Sweetened Condensed&nbsp;Milk, Vegetable Fat,&nbsp;Hazelnut&nbsp;Pieces, Humectant (422), Emulsifiers (Soy&nbsp;Lecithin, 471, 476), Golden Syrup, Rice Crips,&nbsp;Barley&nbsp;Malt Extract, Salt, Acidity Regulators (330, 331, 450), Hydrolysed&nbsp;Milk&nbsp;Protein, Orange Juice Concentrate, Flavours, Maltodextrin, Gelling Agents (440, 341), Strawberries, Apples, Cocoa Powder, Orange Puree, Raising Agent (500), Colours (163, 160c, 160a).
Contains: Milk, Gluten, Soy, Hazelnut May contain: Tree Nuts, Peanuts, Wheat

Cadbury Roses 420g

Packed with colour and full of texture, this dried bouquet blends bright Amaranthus, delicate Nigella and cheerful pops of Strawflower and Lonas. It&rsquo;s a bold little bunch that&rsquo;s ready to brighten their space &ndash; and it&rsquo;ll stay lovely for ages, no watering needed.
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Additional Information 50cm
Lasts for months (no watering needed!)
Eco-friendly and wrapped in paper made from dried flower waste

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Dried Flower Bouquet Tilly

Brighter than your average bunch, this sunshine-inspired beauty beams with Bunny Tails, Amaranthus, Strawflower and playful Nigella Pods. It&rsquo;s the kind of gift that turns heads, lifts moods and stays beaming for months.
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Additional Information 50cm
Lasts for months (no watering needed!)
Eco-friendly and wrapped in paper made from dried flower waste

Dried Flower Bouquet Eli

Front of card: Featuring a funny photograph of a cat relaxing on a sofa reading a newspaper. Text reads: "Have a break you earned it!". Back of card: Avanti logo

Have A Break You Earned It! Card

Typographical Good Luck I Thought Youd Already Left Card

Funny Rude Happy Retirement Card

Front of card: Happy Retirement Card Illustration of a bus pass ticket. Text reads: "Happy retirement", "retirement your ticket to freedom", "issued to Jackie" and "issued by Sarah". 'Jackie' and 'Sarah' can be personalised! Back of card: Clintons Logo

Illustration Of A Bus Pass Ticket Happy Retirement Card

Happy Retirement Card - Happy Retirement! Retirement For Women

Happy Retirement Card

Front of card: Featuring a cute illustration of cats on a book shelf. Text reads: "Happy birthday kitty lover Sophia". 'Sophia' can be personalised! Back of card: Erlenmeyer logo

Kitty Lover Photo Upload Birthday Card

Funny Fred Retirement Card - Fred Sometimes Wished He Had Never Retired.

Funny Fred Retirement Card

Retirement The Excitment Of Almost Being Dead Card

Funny Pig Retirement Card - Have a wonderful retirement Susan!

Funny Pig Retirement Card

Front of card: Retirement Card Handwritten typography on a flowery background. Text reads: "Best wishes for your retirement". Back of card: Gabrielle Neil logo

Handwritten Typography On A Flowery Background Retirement Card

Funny Cheeky On Your Retirement Hurray For You Have Fun Card

Front of card: Photograph of a dog with flying goggles on in an air balloon basket and text The text reads: "Robert Happy Retirement. Time for the next great adventure!" Back of card: White with Camden Graphics and UK Greetings logos.

UK Greetings Camden Graphics Dog Adventure Retirement Card

Happy Jackson Simple, typographic design on a teal background with a white border. The editable part of the caption is the recipient's name, followed by the non editable Congratulations On Your Retirement. No More (Real) Work Ever. How Good Does That Feel To Say Out Loud Huh?
The rear of the card has white background with the Happy Jackson and Moonpig logos

Happy Jackson Typographic Congratulations On Your Retirement Card

Retirement Garden Illustration Card Front of card: Features an illustration of a garden. Text reads: 'Congratulations on your retirement William' -this can be personalised! Back of card: Ivy Cottage logo

Retirement Garden Illustration Card

Funny What Do You Call A Person Who Is Happy On A Monday? Retired Retirement Card

Front of card:
 
Featuring a playful illustrated road map with street names, a plane, a house, trees, coffee mugs, croissants, champagne flutes and a bottle of fizz on a multicolour background
 
Text reads:
 
"Christopher. You're on the road to retirement. Holiday St. Friend Lane. Park Walk. Hobby Ave. Cosy Road."
 
Back of card: Happy Mappy logo logo.

Illustrated Road To Retirement Card

Front of card: Illustration of a book with typography and photo upload on yellow background. Text reads: "Happy Retirement Here's to the next chapter. Enjoy". Back of card: Lisa Barlow logo.

Lisa Barlow Illustrated Lettering Typographic Retirement Card

Fancy Cake Donut Chocolate eclair Happy Retirement Card

Millicent Venton illustration of a house overlooking a beach and cliffs. The non editable typogrpahic caption reads Happy Retirement, with the editable part being the recipient's name.
The rear of the card has a white background with the Millicent Venton and Moonpig logos.

Millicent Venton Illustrated House Overlooking The Beach. Happy Retirement Card

Me To You Tatty Teddy design featuring a colourful non editable caption that reads Happy Retirement, followed by the editable recipient's name. Tatty Teddy is tending to his house plants. The card background is a textured cream with white silhouettes of leaves on it.
The rear of the card has the Me To You Carte Blanche and Moonpig logos.

Tatty Teddy Cute Happy Retirement Card

Front of Card: Featuring Statler and Waldorf from The Muppets with speech bubbles speaking to each other. Text reads: "Happy Retirement Michael! I guess all's well that ends well. Doesn't matter to me as long as it ends!" Back of Card: Disney The Muppets logo.

The Muppets Statler And Waldorf All Well That Ends Well Happy Retirement Card

Front of card: Happy Retirement Card Garden themed illustration of a bird table, wheelbarrow, pot of flowers, spade, pair of wellies and a watering can. Text reads: "Happy retirement Peter". 'Peter' can be personalised! Back of card: Okey Dokey Design logo

Garden Themed Illustration Happy Retirement Card

Fun And Happy Retirement Card

Front of card: Bright, colourful paint strokes on a green background with lovely happy retirement message containing editable name space in centre. br>Text reads: “Happy Retirement Samuel. Fill your days with your favourite things and whatever else this journey brings! This might all feel a little new but it’s time to focus just on you!” With customisable name. Back of card: Pigment logo. Moonpig logo.

Editable Happy News Retirement Card

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Personalised Text and Photo Upload Mug

Front of card:
 
A modern design featuring a retirement joke in bold white text on a green background.
 
Text reads:
 
"What do you call a person who wakes up happy on a Monday morning... Retired!"
 
Back of card:
 
Scribbler logo.

Happy On A Monday Morning Retirement Card

Front of card: Happy Retirement Card Illustration of a book. Text reads: "Happy retirement onto your next chapter and now the fun begins!". Back of card: The London Studio logo

Modern Typographical Seething With Jealousy On Your Retirement Card

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