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Let Me Rub Your Spicy Meat Mug

Personalised Funny Toast Valentines Day Card Once you've personalised your card or uploaded a photo, and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

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Personalised Funny Toast Valentines Day Card

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The Espresso Martini by Mr. Consistent is perfect for pre-drinks, the main event or a nightcap. A rich blend of coffee with hints of chocolate and caramel.
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Additional Information
750ml - 10 serves
Ingredients: Filtered Water, Sugar, Coffee Blend, Chicory, Caramel Colours (150a, 150d), Chocolate Bitters [Water, Glycerin, Natural &amp; Artificial Flavours, Caramel 150a, Food Acid (334)], Food Acid (338)

Alcohol Gift

Mr. Consistent Espresso Martini Cocktail Mixer

​​Indulge in the irresistible delights of the Moonpig Sweet Treats Hamper, a carefully curated selection of decadent chocolates, buttery biscuits, and nostalgic confectionery. From the rich layers of raspberry rocky road to the creamy crunch of caramel macadamia fudge, this hamper delivers something special for every sweet tooth. Presented in Moonpig&rsquo;s distinctive, vibrant packaging, it&rsquo;s as joyful to open as it is to enjoy.
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Valley Produce Co Raspberry Rocky Road 200g A heavenly mix of soft marshmallow, tangy raspberry pieces, and chocolate for a truly indulgent treat.
Nutworks Caramel Macadamia Fudge 90g Smooth, buttery fudge generously studded with premium macadamias and swirled with golden caramel.
Danny&rsquo;s Toffee Thins &ndash; Choc Coated Peanut &amp; Sea Salt 140g Thin, crunchy toffee layered with roasted peanuts and a sprinkle of sea salt, all coated in smooth milk chocolate for the ultimate salty-sweet indulgence.
Valley Produce Co Milk &amp; White Chocolate Raspberries 220g Tangy raspberry jellies coated in layers of creamy milk and white chocolate for a sweet, fruity indulgence.
Valley Produce Co Milk Chocolate Pretzels 150g Crispy pretzels enrobed in smooth milk chocolate for the perfect balance of sweet and salty.
Valley Produce Co Pure Butter Shortbread 175g Traditional shortbread made with pure butter for a rich, crumbly texture and classic taste.
Sovereign Hill Confectionery Strawberries &amp; Cream 175g Old-fashioned hard candies with the nostalgic flavour of strawberries and cream.
TCE Caramelised Cashew Brittle 140g Crunchy caramel brittle loaded with roasted cashews for a satisfying sweet and nutty bite.
Moonpig Premium Hamper Box All items are presented in Moonpig&rsquo;s distinctive, bold and playful hamper box, creating an exciting unboxing experience.
Moonpig Distinctive Insulated Shipper Box Packed in an insulated shipper decorated in Moonpig&rsquo;s vibrant colours and featuring the warm message &ldquo;For Someone Special&rdquo;, ensuring it arrives in perfect condition and ready to delight.

Hampers

Sweet Treats Hamper

Know someone who loves to cook? The Ottolenghi Selection Hamper is the perfect way to bring a bit of Yotam Ottolenghi&rsquo;s magic into their kitchen! With an inspiring cookbook and a selection of top-quality ingredients straight from his recipes, it&rsquo;s got everything they need to whip up something seriously delicious. A brilliant gift for any foodie who loves bold flavours and trying something new!
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Additional Information Ottolenghi Comfort Cookbook Unlock the secrets of comfort food with this beautiful cookbook, featuring a range of delectable dishes that blend unique flavours with wholesome ingredients. It's an essential guide to creating extraordinary meals at home.
Liguria Pasta - Fusilli 500g Premium Italian fusilli from Liguria, known for its perfect texture and ability to hold sauces. Make every pasta dish a special occasion with these superbly crafted spirals.
Ottolenghi Rose, Pomegranate and Lemon Harissa 170g A fragrant and tangy twist on traditional harissa, infused with rose petals, pomegranate, and a hint of lemon. Ideal for adding depth and a slight sweetness to your dishes.
Ottolenghi Chilli Sauce 170g This chilli sauce is a vibrant blend of heat and flavour, perfect for enhancing marinades, dressings, or simply as a condiment to add a kick to any meal.
Ottolenghi Sweet &amp; Smokey 50g A spice blend that captures the essence of sweetness with smoky undertones, perfect for dry rubs or to sprinkle over vegetables and meats before cooking.
Ottolenghi Citrus &amp; Spice 50g A zesty and aromatic blend, this spice mix adds a bright, refreshing touch to your cooking, suitable for meats, vegetables, and salads.
Premium Hamper Box All items are beautifully presented in a premium hamper box, making it not just a gift, but an experience to open and enjoy.
Insulated Shipper Box Shipped in an insulated box to ensure the contents arrive in prime condition, ready to impress and bring gourmet sophistication to any gathering.

Ottolenghi Selection Hamper

Silly name, seriously tasty treat. These choccy-covered liquorice bites might be called Koala Poo, but they&rsquo;re anything but gross. A cheeky Aussie gift that&rsquo;s fun to give and even better to nibble!
Additional Information
Ingredients: Black Liquorice (59%) [Wheat Flour, Molasses, Treacle, Glucose Syrup, Water, Sugar, Wheat Fibre, Cocoa Butter, Natural Colours (150a, 153), Liquorice Extract (0.3%), Salt, Emulsifier (471), Aniseed Oil], Milk Chocolate (40%) [Sugar, Milk Solids, Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass, Emulsifiers (Soy Lecithin, 476), Natural Vanilla Flavour], Glazing Agents (Glucose Syrup, 904).
Contains gluten, wheat, milk, soy. May contain sulphites, almond, cashew, hazelnut, macadamia, pistachio, peanut, sesame.

Chocolates

Milk Chocolate Koala Poo 220g

Shaken, stirred, and served with chocolate - now that&rsquo;s our kind of night in. This Espresso Martini Cocktail Mixer by Mr. Consistent and Lindt Lindor Milk Chocolate combo is made for treating someone special. Smooth, rich and a little bit fancy, it&rsquo;s the perfect pairing for a birthday toast or a Friday night in. Cheers to that!
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Additional Information 1 x Lindt Lindor Milk Cornet 333g
Milk Chocolate contains: cocoa solids 32% min., milk solids 21% min.
Ingredients: Sugar, vegetable fats, cocoa butter, cocoa mass, whole milk powder, skim milk powder, lactose (milk), milk fat, emulsifier (soy lecithin), barley malt extract, flavourings.
Allergens: Gluten|Soy|Milk
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1 x Mr. Consistent Espresso Martini Cocktail Mixer
750ml - 10 serves
Ingredients: Filtered Water, Sugar, Coffee Blend, Chicory, Caramel Colours (150a, 150d), Chocolate Bitters [Water, Glycerin, Natural &amp; Artificial Flavours, Caramel 150a, Food Acid (334)], Food Acid (338)

Espresso Martini Cocktail Mixer & Lindt Lindor Milk Cornet 333g

Front of card: Featuring lettering on a peg board. Text reads:
 "Happy Valentine's to the one I want to annoy for the rest of my life". Back of card: Brainbox Candy logo

To The One I Want To Annoy For The Rest Of My Life Valentine's Day Card

Front of card: A funny and saucy Valentine's Day card featuring a hand-drawn word search and hand-written text on a white background. Text reads: "Find the G-Spot. This was practice for later!" Back of card: Blue Kiwi Designs logo.

Cheeky And Naughty Find The G-Spot Word Search Typography Valentine's Day Card

Typographical I Love You With All My Boobs Valentines Day Card

Funny Dolls Love Is Letting One Another Know Card

Funny This Is The Only Reason I Love You Card

Funny Cheeky Chops Remember When You Used To Hold Your Farts In Card

Front of card: Featuring red balloon typography. Text reads: "One I Love". Back of card: Clintons Cards logo

One I Love Card

Front of card: Valentine's Day Photo Upload Card Handwritten typography with a photo frame surrounded by hearts. Text reads: "Loved you yesterday love you still always have always will". Back of card: Sea & Tea logo

Handwritten Typography With A Photo Frame Surrounded By Hearts Valentine's Day Photo Upload Card

Dean Morris This Tea Tastes Like Mug

Front of Card: 
Humerous typographic card with white and light pink text on a bright pink background 
The card reads: "I still fancy you, even though you snore, pick your nose and are guilty of some weapons-grade farts".
 
Back of card: 
Dean Morris cards logo.

Typographic Fancy You Valentines Day Card

Front of card: Valentine's Day Photo Upload Card Two photo frames surrounded by hearts with bold red and pink typography on a white background. Text reads: "How it started how it's going I love growing old with you". Back of card: Dotty Black logo

Two Photo Frames Surrounded By Hearts Valentine's Day Photo Upload Card

Front of card: Featuring a humorous illustration of two characters ripping there clothes off then folding them neatly. Text reads: "Kate we used to rip each others clothes off... now we just fold them and put them away! Happy Valentine's Day". 'Kate' can be personalised! Back of card: Emma Proctor Designs logo

We Used To Rip Each Others Clothes Off... Valentine's Day Card

Rude Card

Front of card: A humorous and cheeky Valentine's Day card featuring big bold white text on a pink background, the text has a love heart below it. Text reads: "My boobs would be so lovely without you touching them all the time." Back of card: Gift Delivery logo.

Funny My Boobs Would Be So Lonely Without You Typography Valentine's Day Card

Front of card: Illustration of two Penguins with a bunch of flowers with hand lettering on lilac background Card reads: "Waddle I do without you?". Back of card: Gabi and Gaby logo. Moonpig logo.

Gabi And Gaby Illustrated Penguin Cute Love Valentines Card

Happy Jackson Youre Sexy And I Fancy You Personalised Name Card Once you've personalised your card or uploaded a photo, and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Happy Jackson Youre Sexy And I Fancy You Personalised Name Card

Funny I Love You As Much As You Love Your Gaming Console Valentine's Day Card

Personalised Text Humourous I Love You Card Once you've personalised your card or uploaded a photo, and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Personalised Text Humourous I Love You Card

Happy Valentines Day Heart Balloons Card

Kate Smith Co. is here to make you smile. We want to help you find your happy — and inspire you to share your happy with others. Because we believe that the simple act of making another human smile has ripple effects. And when people think about each other more, the world becomes a happier place — one cheesy pun, one silly doodle, one greeting card at a time. Front of card: Kate Smith Co. Little Toast Valentine's Day Card, feautures two slices of toast characters holding hands. No need to fly in the fancy bubbly when you can give a much cuter toast to your favorite human with this adorable Valentine's Day card. Text reads: "A little Valentine's toast to us". Back of card: Kate Smith Co. logo with tagline "Making humans smile"

Kate Smith Co. Little Toast Valentine's Day Card

Front of card: Illustration of two bears sitting on the moon surrounded by stars. Text reads: "Jack love you to the moon and back". 'Jack' can be personalised! Back of card: Love Lucy Illustration logo

Illustration Of Two Bears Sitting On The Moon Surrounded By Stars Card

You Make My Fanny Flutter Funny Card

Funny And Crude Give Me A Cuddle Valentine's Day Card This Valentine's Day, Love Bigger! Show them how much they mean to you with one of our unique Valentine's Day cards - add your most memorable photos, make it personal with their name, and write a sweet message inside.

Funny And Crude Give Me A Cuddle Valentine's Day Card

Mungo And Shoddy Fucking Rubbish Funny Valentine's Day Card
I Wheelie Fucking love you!

Mungo And Shoddy Fucking Rubbish Funny Valentine's Day Card

Front of card: Featuring a cute illustration of two Tatty Teddies surrounded by love hearts. Text reads: "Happy Valentine's Day I love you Frankie You bring so much joy and love into my life and I'm grateful for every moment we share together.". 'I love you Frankie' can be personalised! Back of card: Tatty Teddy logo

Tatty Teddy Valentine's Day Card

I Have A Kiss Waiting For You Card

Front of card: Featuring a traditional cute illustration of a teddy holding a heart with text on, the text in the heart reads: fancy a shag? Text reads:
 "Happy Valentine's Day Melanie. Fancy a shag?" Back of card: Pigment logo.

Naughty Fancy A Shag Teddy With Heart Valentine's Card

Front of card: Featuring a pencil sketch of Beauty and The Beast. Text reads:
 "Rosie, being with you is like a fairytale". 'Rosie,' can be personalised!
 Back of card: Disney Princess logo

Disney Beauty And The Beast Being With You Is Like A Fairytale Card

Front of card: Featuring a funny illustration of a penis piercing through a love heart. Text reads: "Oliver your massive heart is one reason why I love you your massive willy is another". 'Oliver' can be personalised! Back of card: Sour Candy logo

Your Massive... Is One Reason I Love You Card

Mug design: Featuring a funny illustration of two shrimps toasting a drink with face photo upload frames. Text reads: "I'm shrimply in love with you my gorgeous Alex”. 'My gorgeous Alex' can be personalised!

I'm Shrimply In Love With You Photo Upload Mug

Front of card: Featuring bold typography on a white background. Text reads: "Valentine's cards these days are full of rude innuendos but I still want to give you one". Back of card: UKG logo

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