Shop Our Collection of Funny Birthday Cards

You’re here, which means you decided not to get that weird birthday card from the servo. You know, the one with the sad balloon, beige font and punchline that got the last laugh in 1998?

Good call, ‘cause we’ve got funny birthday cards that roast, toast, and do the absolute most. From designs featuring charming cartoons, groan-worthy puns, and one-liners that hit a little too close to home, our humorous birthday cards are anything but boring.

There are amusing birthday cards for Mum and Dad (the reliable, no-fuss favourites), cards for the little rascals who just keep growing, and cards for those with birthday cakes that come with more candles than structural integrity. No matter the sitch, we’ve got a card to match. 🎂

Why Choose Our Funny Birthday Cards

Someone you love is ageing, and legally, you’re allowed to bully them for it.

Nobody said birthday cards had to be boring. For budding comedians who appreciate good cardstock, our funny birthday cards deliver jokes, charm and solid proof that you’re the funniest friend.

Happy birthday, done your way.

Pop in the name, a short birthday message, and a collage of their worst (and best) moments over the past year. Not bad for ten minutes of effort, hey?

Swimming in the fast lane.

Metaphorically, that is. Our delivery is speedy, reliable, and trackable. We’ll have your funny birthday greeting card there with just enough time, they think you were organised all along.

Cards for everyone (and we mean everyone).

Amusing birthday cards for childhood besties? Check. Humorous birthday cards for co-workers who insist “it’s wine o’clock somewhere”? Check. We’ve even got funny birthday cards for siblings who give you grief and gifts in equal measure.

Big humour at little cost.

Our funny birthday greeting cards start at just $7.99, which leaves plenty of room in the budget to grab a present.

Big laughs. Tiny rectangle. Job = done.

Frequently Asked Questions About Our Funny Birthday Cards

What personalisation options are available for funny birthday cards at Moonpig?

Loads, and they’re all easy enough to nail on your lunch break.

Handwriting: Add your own birthday message inside or turn your handwriting into a font. Easy win.
Stickers: Decorate to your heart’s content with stickers, photos, and emojis. You can even turn their legendary typo into a sticker using our AI generator.
Photo cards: Their best (or worst) moments, immortalised in print.
Voice notes and videos: Record a message or quick video. Ideal if your comedic timing shines best out loud.

Explore our features page to find out more.

What should I write in a funny birthday card?

Start with “happy birthday”. That bit’s non-negotiable. The rest is up to you. The goal is to make them laugh and then maybe cry a little. It could be a throwback, a playful jab or that one joke you keep recycling (this is the place to use it).

Our advice? Make it personal, not something you found on the back of a cereal box. Funny hits harder when it’s real.

What are the available delivery options?

Panic-buying a funny birthday card? You’re in luck.

Express delivery: One to two days, just order by 2 pm for same-day dispatch.
Standard delivery: Two to six days, depending on your location.

And for the colour-coded calendar organisers reading this, go ahead and schedule a card to arrive right in time for their birthday.

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