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Rude Birthday Cards

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Banter! Funny Illustrated Toilet Cheeky Typographic Birthday Card
Couldn't Finish Your Birthday Message In Time Card
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You Are A Legend Humorous Typographic Birthday Card
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Funny Free Willy Charades Birthday Greeting Card
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Another Year Older Still F**king Fabulous Birthday Card
Funny Dolls Grey Hair And Sagging Rude Card
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Got a pal whose sense of humor leans more toward naughty than nice? At Moonpig, we've got you covered with our hilarious collection of rude birthday cards. Whether you're celebrating Birthdays with your bestie, sibling, or coworker who loves a cheeky laugh, our funny birthday cards keep things playful without crossing the line—well, maybe just a little.

We've spent over 20 years perfecting the art of making people laugh out loud through Greeting cards. Our rude range is designed to bring giggles, blushes, and memorable moments to every Birthday. Need something special for your partner? Check out our cards for boyfriend or for girlfriend if they're up for a giggle. Or, if you're celebrating another amazing year with your other half, dive into our selections for husband and for wife.

Every Birthday card at Moonpig can be personalized with your own twist, so you can dial up the mischief or keep things just a little cheeky. Ready to add a playful poke to someone's big day? Let's get shopping!