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The addition of spice to the renowned blend of tequila and lime serves only to enhance the refreshment of this timeless classic. Mr. Consistent Chilli Margarita Cocktail Mixer is perfect for sun-drenched afternoons, dimly lit morning-afters and everything in between, the chilli margarita is the spice of life everyone&rsquo;s life needs.
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750ml - 10 serves
Ingredients: Filtered Water, Lime Juice [Lime Juice, Preservative (202)], Sugar, Organic Agave Nectar, White Vinegar [Water, Acetic Acid], Chilli Sauce (White Vinegar, Fiji Bongo Chillies (40%), Salt), Chilli Flavouring (Propylene glycol), Orange Blossom Water (303), Orange Oil, Tangerine Oil, Grapefruit Oil, Lemon Oil, Green Mandarin Oil

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Mr. Consistent Chilli Margarita Cocktail Mixer

This Strawberry Daiquiri Mixer is the perfect gift to sweeten their day. Just add rum, ice, and a cheeky garnish &ndash; et voil&agrave;, bar-worthy daiquiris from the comfort of their sofa. It&rsquo;s like summer in a glass, guaranteed to shake up any occasion. Cheers to that!
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Additional Information 750ml - 10 serves
Ingredients: Lime Juice [Lime Juice, Preservative (202)], Filtered Water, Raw Sugar, Strawberry Puree [Strawberry Puree, Ascorbic Acid (300)], White Sugar, Balsamic Vinegar [Wine Vinegar, Concentrated Grape Must, Cooked Grape Must], Lime Oil. Contains Sulphites

Mr. Consistent Strawberry Daiquiri Cocktail Mixer

Know someone who loves to cook? The Ottolenghi Selection Hamper is the perfect way to bring a bit of Yotam Ottolenghi&rsquo;s magic into their kitchen! With an inspiring cookbook and a selection of top-quality ingredients straight from his recipes, it&rsquo;s got everything they need to whip up something seriously delicious. A brilliant gift for any foodie who loves bold flavours and trying something new!
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Additional Information Ottolenghi Comfort Cookbook Unlock the secrets of comfort food with this beautiful cookbook, featuring a range of delectable dishes that blend unique flavours with wholesome ingredients. It's an essential guide to creating extraordinary meals at home.
Liguria Pasta - Fusilli 500g Premium Italian fusilli from Liguria, known for its perfect texture and ability to hold sauces. Make every pasta dish a special occasion with these superbly crafted spirals.
Ottolenghi Rose, Pomegranate and Lemon Harissa 170g A fragrant and tangy twist on traditional harissa, infused with rose petals, pomegranate, and a hint of lemon. Ideal for adding depth and a slight sweetness to your dishes.
Ottolenghi Chilli Sauce 170g This chilli sauce is a vibrant blend of heat and flavour, perfect for enhancing marinades, dressings, or simply as a condiment to add a kick to any meal.
Ottolenghi Sweet &amp; Smokey 50g A spice blend that captures the essence of sweetness with smoky undertones, perfect for dry rubs or to sprinkle over vegetables and meats before cooking.
Ottolenghi Citrus &amp; Spice 50g A zesty and aromatic blend, this spice mix adds a bright, refreshing touch to your cooking, suitable for meats, vegetables, and salads.
Premium Hamper Box All items are beautifully presented in a premium hamper box, making it not just a gift, but an experience to open and enjoy.
Insulated Shipper Box Shipped in an insulated box to ensure the contents arrive in prime condition, ready to impress and bring gourmet sophistication to any gathering.

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Ottolenghi Selection Hamper

For the guy who&rsquo;s got it all (except snacks). This hamper is packed with tasty bits and bobs - think black truffle crisps, choccy pretzels, golf-themed shortbread and even a cheeky fishing jar of sweets. It&rsquo;s thoughtful, fun, and totally snack-worthy.
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Includes: 1 x Hunters Gourmet - Black Truffle Canister 40g 1 x VPC Bagel Toast Garlic &amp; Herb 120g 1 x VPC Shortbread Tube Golf 180g 1 x Nutworks Roast Salt Nut in Shell SUP 200g 1 x VPC Confectionery Jar - Fishing 170g 1 x VPC Milk Chocolate Pretzel 150g 1 x VPC Fruit Pyramid Pear &amp; Hazelnut 75g

Treat Him Hamper

Shaken, stirred, and served with chocolate - now that&rsquo;s our kind of night in. This Espresso Martini Cocktail Mixer by Mr. Consistent and Lindt Lindor Milk Chocolate combo is made for treating someone special. Smooth, rich and a little bit fancy, it&rsquo;s the perfect pairing for a birthday toast or a Friday night in. Cheers to that!
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Additional Information 1 x Lindt Lindor Milk Cornet 333g
Milk Chocolate contains: cocoa solids 32% min., milk solids 21% min.
Ingredients: Sugar, vegetable fats, cocoa butter, cocoa mass, whole milk powder, skim milk powder, lactose (milk), milk fat, emulsifier (soy lecithin), barley malt extract, flavourings.
Allergens: Gluten|Soy|Milk
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1 x Mr. Consistent Espresso Martini Cocktail Mixer
750ml - 10 serves
Ingredients: Filtered Water, Sugar, Coffee Blend, Chicory, Caramel Colours (150a, 150d), Chocolate Bitters [Water, Glycerin, Natural &amp; Artificial Flavours, Caramel 150a, Food Acid (334)], Food Acid (338)

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Espresso Martini Cocktail Mixer & Lindt Lindor Milk Cornet 333g

Cool beer. Chunky chocolate. What more do you need? This clever beer chiller keeps your drink icy cold, while the Toblerone brings the sweet goodness. Whether it&rsquo;s for a birthday, a thank you, or just because - this one&rsquo;s guaranteed to go down a treat.
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1 x Toblerone 360g
Ingredients: Sugar, Whole Milk Powder, Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass, Honey (3%) Milk Fat, Almonds (1.6%), Invert Sugar, Emulsifier (Soy Lecithin), Egg White Powder, Flavour. Milk Chocolate contains cocoa solids minimum 28%, Milk solids minimum 14%.
Contains: Egg, Milk, Soy, Almond
 1 x Men's Republic Beer Chiller Set of 2

Beer Chiller & Toblerone 360g

Packed with the best of Cadbury, this box of Favourites is the ultimate chocolate crowd-pleaser. From Crunchie to Dairy Milk, there&rsquo;s something for every kind of chocolate fan &mdash; even that one mate who always nicks the last piece. Perfect for sharing (or not), it&rsquo;s a gift that&rsquo;s guaranteed to go down a treat.
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Cadbury Favourites includes an assortment of Cadbury Caramilk, Cadbury Crunchie, Cadbury Twirl, Cadbury Moro, Cadbury Boost, Cadbury Dairy Milk, Fry's Turkish Delight, Cadbury Cherry Ripe, Cadbury Old Gold, Cadbury Picnic &amp; Cadbury Dairy Milk Caramello chocolate pieces.
Ingredients: Sugar, Glucose Syrup, Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass, Milk Solids, Full Cream Milk, Sweetened Condensed Milk, Vegetable Fat, Coconut (Contains Preservative (223 (Sulphites))), Peanut Pieces, Glace Cherries (Cherries, Glucose Fructose Syrup, Colour (163), Food Acid (330)), Cocoa Powder, Invert Sugar, Wheat Flour, Biscuit Pieces (Contain Wheat), Emulsifiers (Soy Lecithin, 476, 471), Barley Malt Extract, Gelling Agents (1401, 440), Golden Syrup, Humectant (422), Rice Crisps, Raising Agent (500), Salt, Hydrolysed Milk Protein, Maltodextrin, Gelatine, Acidity Regulators (331, 575), Starch (Corn, Tapioca), Flavours, Colours (150c, 163, 120, 160c), Vegetable Oil, Enzymes (Contain Wheat), Processing Aid (Sulphites).
Contains&nbsp;Crunchie: Contains Milk, Soy; Cherry Ripe: Contains Sulphites, Milk, Soy; Picnic: Contains Peanuts, Milk, Wheat, Gluten, Soy; Boost: Contains Milk, Wheat, Gluten, Soy; Moro: Contains Milk, Glute, Soy; Turkish Delight: Contains Milk, Soy; Caramello: Contains Milk, Soy; Cadbury Dairy Milk: Contains Milk, Soy; Old Gold: Contains Milk, Soy; Twirl: Contains Milk, Soy; Caramilk: Contains Milk, Soy. Product contains Milk Chocolate (42%), Dark Chocolate (9%), Caramelised White Chocolate (7%). Milk Chocolate contains Cocoa Solids 26%, Milk Solids 23%. Dark Chocolate contains Cocoa Solids 44%. White Chocolate contains Cocoa Solids 23%, Milk Solids 29%.
Contains: Milk, Peanuts, Sulphites, Gluten, Soy, Wheat May contain: Tree Nuts

Cadbury Favourites 470G

Treat someone to the smooth, melt-in-the-middle magic of Lindt Lindor milk chocolate truffles. Perfect for birthdays, thank yous or just because &ndash; it&rsquo;s happiness in a red cornet.
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Additional Information 1 x Lindt Lindor Milk Cornet 333g
Milk Chocolate contains: cocoa solids 32% min., milk solids 21% min.
Ingredients: Sugar, vegetable fats, cocoa butter, cocoa mass, whole milk powder, skim milk powder, lactose (milk), milk fat, emulsifier (soy lecithin), barley malt extract, flavourings.
Allergens: Gluten|Soy|Milk

Lindt Lindor Milk Cornet 333g

Front of card: Featuring a cute corgi with a bell covered reindeer antler head band over his bum. Text reads: "Jingle it! Merry Christmas." Back of card: Avanti logo

Cute Corgi Jingle It Christmas Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of people sitting at a dining table with Christmas hats on and a hot turkey on the table with one person speaking out to the others. Black typography sits within the speech bubble and white typography sits above on a red and green background. Text reads: "Seasonal cutbacks." "Just checking everyone's had their winter jabs, I got this turkey cheap from a bird flu cull." Back of card: Brainbox Candy logo.

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Funny Dolls All I Want For Christmas Is You Card

Carte Blanche All you are getting this year is fat Happy Christmas Card

Stockings To My Husband All My Love This Christmas Card

Front of card: Featuring a black and white photo of a couple decorating a Christmas tree with chocolate money. Text reads: "It seemed Jack and Jenny got to the stage during Christmas where the only money they had left was made of chocolate.". 'Jack and Jenny' can be personalised! Back of card: Morphed logo

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Front of card: This playful Christmas greeting card illustrates the “The 12 Chaotic Days of Christmas" with whimsical scenes featuring Santa engaged in various humorous and hectic holiday activities, set against a bright and cheerful backdrop.
 Text reads: ”The 12 Chaotic Days Of Christmas!" Back of card: Emma Proctor Designs logo.

The 12 Chaotic Days Of Christmas Illustrated Santas Christmas Card

Front of card: Christmas Card Humorous illustration of a grumpy dog in a christmas jumper. Text reads: "Great. This again.". Back of card: Folio logo

Humorous Illustration Of A Grumpy Dog In A Christmas Jumper Christmas Card

Happy Christmas Dad Dog Goldie Golden Retriever Shit Card

Happy Christmas Dad Dog Shit Card

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Love The Dog Funny Christmas Card Front of card: Features n illustration of a dog eating paper next to a poo bag. Text reads: "Happy Christmas to the one who bags my poo and gives me treats! Love Max the dog!".

Love The Dog Funny Christmas Card

Front of card: Featuring a humorous message in bold typography on a red background. Text reads: "I heard that old people like receiving Christmas cards". Back of card: Izzy Likes To Draw logo

I Heard That Old People Like Receiving Christmas Cards

Cute Cartoon Pun Rude Dolph Poo Christmas Card

Cute Cartoon Pun Rude Dolph Poo Christmas Car

Christmas Is Here Again Bell Rude Funny Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of two bells. Text reads: "Ding dong merrily on high" "Shut it you bell end!". Back of card: Mungo and Shoddy logo

Funny Rude Illustrated Bell Christmas Card

Objectables We Got This Christmas Card From The Local School Card

Did Somebody Say Roast Turkey Dog Card

Front of Card: Featuring an illustration of the rock sitting on a running cockerel with black typography above and below on a light blue background with snowflakes. Text reads: "Who needs elf on the shelf when you have the Rock on a cock!" Back of card: Pigment logo.

Elf On The Shelf Rude Cockerel Christmas Card

Front of card: Featuring a fun, festive illustration of Mary, Joseph baby Jesus. Text reads: "I think we should call him Gary". Back of card: Paper Jam Print Co. logo

I Think We Should Call Him Gary Christmas Card

Tits The Season To Be Jolly Card

Front of card: Fam Christmas Card Typography with snowflakes on a red background. Text reads: "Fam merry christmas innit". Back of card: Streetgreets logo

Typography With Snowflakes On A Red Background Fam Christmas Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of two cute pigs in blankets wearing Christmas hats. Text reads: "The best part about Christmas is you! And pigs in blankets obviously". Back of card: Sooshichacha logo

Cute Funny Illustrated Pigs In Blankets Christmas Card

Front of card: This humorous Christmas card depicts a comical twist on the Nativity scene, where the Three Wise Men are joined by Frankenstein instead of the correct gifts, with speech bubbles reading “We said frankincense” and “Am I still getting paid?” adding to the absurdity of the mix-up. Text reads: "We said frankincense. Oh. Am I still getting paid?" Back of card: Scribbler logo.

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