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Front of card:
Illustration of a bag of golf irons with googly eyes and speech bubbles.

Text reads:
"Frederick decided to use retirement to catch up on some ironing..." 'WooooOOooo.' "It's our time to shine!"

Back of card:
Sarcastic Objects logo.

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