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Let Me Rub Your Spicy Meat Mug

Personalised Funny Toast Valentines Day Card Once you've personalised your card or uploaded a photo, and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

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Mr. Consistent Margarita Mixer is their best-selling and award winning Platinum Medal Margarita Mix as recognised by Sip Awards! The cocktail that everyone knows and loves! Everyone has a story with a margarita, and a particular way of serving or drinking it. Whether it be on the rocks, or shaken and strained; this refreshingly zingy, citrus bomb of a cocktail has made its name as the party starter.
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750ml - 10 serves
Ingredients: Lime Juice [Lime Juice, Preservative (202)], Filtered Water, Sugar, Organic Agave Nectar, Orange Blossom Water (303), Orange Oil, Tangerine Oil, Grapefruit Oil, Lemon Oil, Green Mandarine Oil

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Mr. Consistent Margarita Cocktail Mixer

The Espresso Martini by Mr. Consistent is perfect for pre-drinks, the main event or a nightcap. A rich blend of coffee with hints of chocolate and caramel.
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750ml - 10 serves
Ingredients: Filtered Water, Sugar, Coffee Blend, Chicory, Caramel Colours (150a, 150d), Chocolate Bitters [Water, Glycerin, Natural &amp; Artificial Flavours, Caramel 150a, Food Acid (334)], Food Acid (338)

Mr. Consistent Espresso Martini Cocktail Mixer

A perfect gift for the loved one who needs a little downtime, this eye pillow and bath oil are handmade from all-natural and organic ingredients. Useful for winding down and relaxing tired eyes, this is a guaranteed way to deliver them a good dose of tender loving care.
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1 x Lavender Eye Pillow - Made from 100% Cotton, Australian Wheat and Organic Lavender
1 x 50ml Bath Oil scented with the essential oils of rose, rosewood, jasmine, orange, and vanilla

Beauty

Relax Protea Eye Pillow Gift Pack

Deliciously buttery, Australian-made shortbread fingers, beautifully presented in an Aussie animal-themed tube by Valley Produce Company - perfect for gifting!
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180g
Ingredients: Wheat Flour, Butter (30.5%) [Cream (Milk), Water], Sugar, Raising Agent (500), Salt.
8.6 cm W x 20.2 cm H x 8.6 cm L

Chocolates

Pure Butter Shortbread Yellow Embossed Tube

Want to spoil someone special? The Treat Her Gourmet Hamper is packed with sweet and savoury delights she&rsquo;ll love! From the juicy burst of Sweet Dreams Strawberry Fields Gummy Sweets to the zesty Peachy Sweet Pomegranate &amp; Lemon Dressing, every bite is a little moment of joy. A gorgeous gift for someone who deserves a treat (or just loves the finer things in life!).
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Additional Information Sweet Dreams Gummy Sweets Jar - Strawberry Fields Forever 360g Explore the lushness of strawberry flavours with these delightful gummy sweets. A jar filled with soft, chewy treats that capture the essence of strawberry fields.
Kangaroo Island Honey Popcorn 80g A sweSavet treat of popcorn glazed with pure Kangaroo Island honey, offering a crisp, sweet snack that's perfect for indulging at any time of the day.
The Cocoa Emporium Caramelised Cashew Brittle 140g Rich, buttery brittle combined with the crunchy texture of caramelised cashews. A heavenly blend that&rsquo;s both smooth and satisfying.
Valley Produce Co Gumnut Blossom Shortbread Tube 180g Delicate shortbread biscuits infused with the subtle floral notes of gumnut blossom. Crafted for a light, buttery melt-in-your-mouth experience.
Danny's Toffee Thins - Peanut &amp; Sea Salt 140g Thin, crunchy toffee pieces interspersed with peanuts and a hint of sea salt, creating a perfect balance of sweet and salty.
Sweet Dreams Gummy Sweets Bag - Pineapple Vibes 210g Tropical pineapple flavoured gummy sweets that bring a refreshing zing. Ideal for a fruity, chewy snack to brighten the day.
Peachy Sweet Pomegranate &amp; Lemon Dressing 250ml A zesty dressing combining pomegranate and lemon, perfect for adding a tangy twist to salads or as a vibrant drizzle over cooked meats.
Sovereign Hill Confectionery Raspberry Drops 175g Experience the nostalgic pleasure of old-fashioned raspberry drops. Hard candies that burst with the tangy sweetness of raspberries.
Premium Hamper Box with Gold Ribbon These delightful gourmet selections are beautifully presented in a Premium Hamper Box, tied with a gold ribbon, making it an elegant and thoughtful gift.
Insulated Shipper Box Packaged in an insulated box to ensure the contents arrive in prime condition, ready to bring joy and gourmet flair to her day.

Hampers

Treat Her Hamper

Know someone who loves to cook? The Ottolenghi Selection Hamper is the perfect way to bring a bit of Yotam Ottolenghi&rsquo;s magic into their kitchen! With an inspiring cookbook and a selection of top-quality ingredients straight from his recipes, it&rsquo;s got everything they need to whip up something seriously delicious. A brilliant gift for any foodie who loves bold flavours and trying something new!
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Additional Information Ottolenghi Comfort Cookbook Unlock the secrets of comfort food with this beautiful cookbook, featuring a range of delectable dishes that blend unique flavours with wholesome ingredients. It's an essential guide to creating extraordinary meals at home.
Liguria Pasta - Fusilli 500g Premium Italian fusilli from Liguria, known for its perfect texture and ability to hold sauces. Make every pasta dish a special occasion with these superbly crafted spirals.
Ottolenghi Rose, Pomegranate and Lemon Harissa 170g A fragrant and tangy twist on traditional harissa, infused with rose petals, pomegranate, and a hint of lemon. Ideal for adding depth and a slight sweetness to your dishes.
Ottolenghi Chilli Sauce 170g This chilli sauce is a vibrant blend of heat and flavour, perfect for enhancing marinades, dressings, or simply as a condiment to add a kick to any meal.
Ottolenghi Sweet &amp; Smokey 50g A spice blend that captures the essence of sweetness with smoky undertones, perfect for dry rubs or to sprinkle over vegetables and meats before cooking.
Ottolenghi Citrus &amp; Spice 50g A zesty and aromatic blend, this spice mix adds a bright, refreshing touch to your cooking, suitable for meats, vegetables, and salads.
Premium Hamper Box All items are beautifully presented in a premium hamper box, making it not just a gift, but an experience to open and enjoy.
Insulated Shipper Box Shipped in an insulated box to ensure the contents arrive in prime condition, ready to impress and bring gourmet sophistication to any gathering.

Ottolenghi Selection Hamper

Crumbly, buttery, and made for sharing (or not &ndash; no judgement here). These Aussie shortbread fingers come tucked in a beautifully embossed keepsake tube, so they look just as good as they taste.
Baked by The Valley Produce Co., a family-run business doing their thing since 1999, they use only the freshest, all-natural Aussie ingredients &ndash; no shortcuts, just proper good shortbread.
Additional Information 180g
Contains: Wheat Flour, Butter, Sugar

Australian Gumnut Blossom Shortbread Tube 180g

Give the gift of &ldquo;me-time&rdquo; with this dreamy set of Shower Steamers. Just pop one on the shower floor (away from the splash zone), and let the gorgeous scents do their thing. From fruity Strawberry Blossom to cosy Warm Vanilla &amp; Lime-Blossom, it&rsquo;s like a spa day in a box.
Additional Information Scents included in the set of 4: Strawberry Blossom, Rose &amp; Honeysuckle, Blueberry-Bliss, Warm Vanilla &amp; Lime-Blossom. 80g each Box Size 16.5 x 13cm x 2.5cm
Ingredients: Sodium Bicarbonate, Citric Acid, Zea Mays Starch, Sodium Carbonate, Aqua(Water), PEG-400, Parfum(Fragrance), Prunus Amygdalus Dulcis Oil, Jasminum Sambac Flower Oil, Hexamethylindanopyran, Tetramethyl Acetyloctahydronaphthalenes, Rosa Rugosa Flower Oil, Geraniol, Benzyl Benzoate, Citronellol, Linalool, Hexyl Cinnamal, Terpineol, Vanilla Planifolia Fruit Oil, Benzyl Alcohol, Citrus Tangerina Peel Oil, Limonene, Benzyl Salicylate, CI 14700(FD&amp;C Red NO. 4), CI 17200(D&amp;C Red NO. 33), CI 19140(FD&amp;C Yellow NO. 5), CI 42090(FD&amp;C Blue NO. 1), CI 16035(FD&amp;CRed NO. 40).

Garden Love Shower Steamer Gift Box

I Want to Poke You Cactus Card Once you've personalised your card or uploaded a photo, and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

I Want to Poke You Cactus Card

Typographical I Promise To Always Be By Your Side Funny Valentines Day Card

Typographical I Love You With All My Willy Valentines Day Card

Funny Dolls Couples That Stick Together Card

Funny Dolls Love Is Letting One Another Know Card

Funny The Only Reason I Love You Boobs Card

Funny Cheeky Rude The Only Reason I Love You Boobs Card

Funny This Is The Only Reason I Love You Card

Funny Cheeky Chops Best Fucking Wife Ever Card

Funny Cheeky Chops Best Wife Ever Card

Rude Card

Tinsel Tits Funny Valentine's Day Card

Rude Funny Typographic I Really Love You Card

Front of Card: 
Humerous typographic card with white and light pink text on a bright pink background 
The card reads: "I still fancy you, even though you snore, pick your nose and are guilty of some weapons-grade farts".
 
Back of card: 
Dean Morris cards logo.

Typographic Fancy You Valentines Day Card

Front of card: Featuring an Excel spread sheet. Text reads: "Freak in the sheets". Back of card: Gift Delivery logo

Freak In The Sheets Card

Personalised Text Humourous I Love You Card Once you've personalised your card or uploaded a photo, and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Personalised Text Humourous I Love You Card

Front of card: Funny bold white and black text within white lined and dotted border on pink background. Card reads: "AMY HERE'S YOUR ANNUAL REMINDER OF WHAT AN AMAZING HUSBAND YOU HAVE!" with editable name text. Back of Card: Jam and Toast logo.

Funny Here's Your Annual Reminder Of What An Amazing Husband You Have Pink Anniversary Card

Jolly Awesome If I Were A Dinosaur I'd Eat You Last Card

You Make My Fanny Flutter Funny Card

I Love You Cheese Funny Card

Funny And Crude Give Me A Cuddle Valentine's Day Card This Valentine's Day, Love Bigger! Show them how much they mean to you with one of our unique Valentine's Day cards - add your most memorable photos, make it personal with their name, and write a sweet message inside.

Funny And Crude Give Me A Cuddle Valentine's Day Card

Funny She Remembered To Turn On The Dishwasher Valentines Day Card This Valentine's Day, Love Bigger! Show them how much they mean to you with one of our unique Valentine's Day cards - add your most memorable photos, make it personal with their name, and write a sweet message inside.

Funny She Remembered To Turn On The Dishwasher Valentines Day Card

Don't Even Think About It Puzzle Personalised Greetings Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Don't Even Think About It Puzzle Personalised Greetings Card

Mungo And Shoddy Fucking Rubbish Funny Valentine's Day Card
I Wheelie Fucking love you!

Mungo And Shoddy Fucking Rubbish Funny Valentine's Day Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of a couple in bed holding hands with black capitalised typography above, on a white background. Text reads: "I'm not bored of you yet!" Back of card: Ohh Deer ltd logo.

Not Bored Of You Yet Couple In Bed Illustrated Valentine's Day Card

Front of card: Featuring a cute cartoon illustration of a toaster and toast with love hearts on a pink background and a white speech bubble above the toaster containing black typography. Text reads: "I want you inside me..." Back of card: Ohh Deer ltd logo.

Toaster And Toast Illustrated Valentine's Day Card

Front of card: Featuring a naughty Illustration of two smiling hankerchief characters having sex, with text below. Text reads: "Hanky Panky." Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Hanky Panky Cheeky Illustrated Scribbler Card

Front of card: Featuring a playful pun with the text “Send me noods” in bold red letters at the top, accompanied by an illustration of two chopsticks holding noodles above a smiling ramen bowl, suggesting a humorous twist on the word “noods” as a playful stand-in for “nudes.” The background is pink with a grid pattern resembling graph paper, adding to the card’s lighthearted and whimsical feel. Text reads: "Send me noods." Back of card: Scribbler logo.

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