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How Much Lego Funny TV Valentine's Card

Front of Card: 
Drop shadowed type on the top and bottom with a thought bubble in the center containing an illustrated image of a bottom passing gas, all on a heart patterned pink background. 
The card reads: "I have so many happy memories with you... ...like the days you used to hold your farts in".
 
Back of card: 
Banter! logo.

Funny Typographic Farts Illustration Valentines Day Card

Rude Funny Thought You Were A Twat Card

Front of card: A funny and saucy Valentine's Day card featuring a hand-drawn word search and hand-written text on a white background. Text reads: "Find the G-Spot. This was practice for later!" Back of card: Blue Kiwi Designs logo.

Cheeky And Naughty Find The G-Spot Word Search Typography Valentine's Day Card

Typographical Please Dont Leave Me In This Shithole I Mean Yay New Job Congrats Card

Funny Rude Dolls Sorry You're Leaving Card

Front of card: 'You make life...' Humourous Valentine's Day Card Humourous typography on a vibrant teal background. Text reads: "You make life a lot less shit x". Back of card: Buddy Fernandez logo

Humourous Typography On A Vibrant Teal Background Valentines Day Card

Carte Blanche Thank you for the sex Thank you Card

Funny This Is The Only Reason I Love You Card

Funny Cheeky Chops Thank God you Are Better In Bed Card

Personalised I'd Rather Watch Telly With You Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Personalised I'd Rather Watch Telly With You Card

Squirrels Nutty Funny Personalised Happy Birthday Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Squirrels Nutty Funny Personalised Happy Birthday Card

An Incurable Romantic Funny Beach Card

Front of Card: 
Humerous typographic card with white and light pink text on a bright pink background 
The card reads: "I still fancy you, even though you snore, pick your nose and are guilty of some weapons-grade farts".
 
Back of card: 
Dean Morris cards logo.

Typographic Fancy You Valentines Day Card

Front of card: Featuring a humorous illustration of two characters ripping there clothes off then folding them neatly. Text reads: "Kate we used to rip each others clothes off... now we just fold them and put them away! Happy Valentine's Day". 'Kate' can be personalised! Back of card: Emma Proctor Designs logo

We Used To Rip Each Others Clothes Off... Valentine's Day Card

Rude Card

Funny Rude She Loved His Bushy Beard He Loved Her Beardy Bush Card

Funny Cheeky She Loved His Bushy Beard He Loved Her Beardy Bush Card

I Want The Wine Inside Of Me Personalised Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

I Want The Wine Inside Of Me Personalised Card

Valentines Coupon Card Once you've personalised your card or uploaded a photo, and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Valentines Coupon Card

Vintage Retro She Couldn't Resist Robots Personalised Happy Valentine's Day Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Vintage Retro She Couldn't Resist Robots Personalised Happy Valentine's Day Card

Front of card: Illustrated black lettering on a white background. Text reads: "This is turning into the longest one night stand ever." Back of card: Izzy Likes To Doodle Logo.

Isabel Clarke Izzy Likes To Doodle Cheeky Funny Valentine's Card

Jolly Awesome Hot Pizza Ass Funny Card

Front of Card: Design shows a drawing of a bottle of mint and tea tree shower gel, with hand drawn text above and below it. Text reads: "You make my bits tingle." Back of card: Lucy Maggie Designs logo.

You Make My Bits Tingle Funny Lucy Maggie Valentines Card

Objectables Funny Leaving Card

So Happy You Are Leaving
Now More People Can Find Out How Amazing You Are

Objectables Funny Leaving Card

Front of card: Featuring a traditional cute illustration of a teddy holding a heart with text on, the text in the heart reads: fancy a shag? Text reads:
 "Happy Valentine's Day Melanie. Fancy a shag?" Back of card: Pigment logo.

Naughty Fancy A Shag Teddy With Heart Valentine's Card

Front of card: Cut out paper, craft style card. The cut out paper shapes are combined together to form letters. Text reads: "Charlie, This Card Isn't The Only Thing You'll Be Opening Tonight". Back of card: Paper Type logo.

Cheeky Craft Style Design This Isn't The Only Thing You'll Be Opening Tonight Valentine's Day Card

Front of card: Featuring bold typography on a white background. Text reads: "Valentine's cards these days are full of rude innuendos but I still want to give you one". Back of card: UKG logo

Valentine's Cards Are Full Of Rude Innuendos But I Still Want To Give You One Card

Whisper Three Little Words Funny Personalised Valentine's Day Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

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