Front of card: funny illustration featuring a British comedian surrounded by a vibrant explosion of confetti. Text reads: "Have the best birthday ever your time starts now". Back of card: All Things Banter logo

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Your Time Starts Now! Birthday Card

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Funny Free Willy Charades Birthday Greeting Card 
Despite his best efforts, nobody guessed Free Willy

Funny Free Willy Charades Birthday Greeting Card

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This greeting card shows the back of a red and white Arsenal football shirt with a large printed number, set against a red and white background with the Arsenal logo at the top right.
 
Text reads:
 
"Happy birthday, William 21."
 
Back of card:
 
Arsenal FC logo.

Arsenal FC Football Jersey Happy Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring a cartoon style illustration of two people looking at the phones. White typography sits within large speech bubbles on an orange background. There is large 'happy birthday' text at the top of the card. Text reads: "Do you wanna join me live streaming myself watching someone live streaming themselves playing a guitar?" "Yeah in a bit, I'm just tiktokking myself eating a biscuit." Back of card: Brainbox Candy and Modern Toss logo.

Modern Toss Funny Illustrated Social Media Birthday Card

Funny Age Doesnt Matter Unless You Are A Banana Card

Funny Working From Home Birthday Card

Front of Card: Humorous card featuring a retro photo of four women posing for a photo. 
Text reads: "All We Need Is Gossip And Alcohol". Back of card: Dean Morris cards logo.

Retro All We Need Is Gossip And Alcohol Birthday Card

Front of card: This Eleanor Bowmer greeting card depicts a whimsical illustration of a football supported by a cartoon hand, set against a vibrant green background, ideal for football enthusiasts celebrating their birthday. The playful design complements the cheerful message “Happy Birthday” prominently displayed at the top. Text reads: "Happy Birthday." Back of card: Eleanor Bowmer logo.

Eleanor Bowmer Illustrated Football Spinning On Finger Birthday Card

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A playful cartoon-style design featuring red, black, and white illustrations. The layout includes doodles of people doing star jumps, drinking from a mug, wearing a big jumper, lighting cake candles, holding a hot water bottle, and burning the card — all labelled beneath each image. The background is white with bold red and black handwritten-style text referencing the cost-of-living crisis.
 
Text reads: 
“Soz, no cash in your birthday card due to the cost of living crisis.
Star jumps,hottie bottie, burn this card, light the cake candles, hot drinks, big jumpers
But please accept my bill-busting warmest thoughts”.
 
Back of card: Emma Proctor Designs logo.

Funny Cost of Living Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring an Illustration of a snooker player playing snooker. Text reads: "Another birthday right on cue!". Back of card: Felt Studios logo

Another Birthday Right On Cue! Card

Front of card: 
Featuring bold white and black typography reading “Red Card” in the centre of a red panel, with smaller matching text above and below and a black and white football illustration at the bottom, all on a white background.
 
Text reads: 
“Hope this is the only red card you get today”.
 
Back of card: Get Carter Cards logo.

Funny Football Red Card Humorous Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of a selection of beauty products. Text reads: "One day you are young and cool the next you have a 10-step skin care routine". Back of card: Tikkled Pink logo

One Day You Are Young And Cool Birthday Card

Front of card: 
Black background with playful doodle accents and bold gold-style lettering. Text is arranged in a mix of block capitals and handwritten fonts for emphasis.
 
Text reads: 
“You are not older you have just reached a new level”.
 
Back of card: 
Greetz logo

You Have Reached a New Level Birthday Card

Front of card: 
A humorous illustrated birthday card featuring a brown bear wearing a party hat and pointing to a graph showing a decline in "youngness."
 
Text reads: 
"You're not getting old... you're getting less young".
 
Back of card: 
Jolly Awesome logo

You're Not Getting Old You're Getting Less Young Birthday Card

Illustrated Llama Happy Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of a notepad surrounded by math themed illustrations. Text reads: "Girl math= celebrating your birthday for the entire month". Back of card: Laura Lonsdale logo

Girl Math Birthday Card

Got the shits again Fish Birthday Card

Cute Tatty Teddy Football Cupcake Birthday Card

Front of card: This humorous greeting card features a “British bird watching checklist” with cartoon illustrations of four birds labelled as “Big brown bird,” “Little brown bird,” “Black bird,” and “Wanker” (depicting a seagull). The playful design uses simple bird illustrations and a comedic checklist format to create a cheeky and light-hearted tone. Typographic card. Text reads: “British bird watching checklist. Big brown bird. Little brown bird. Black bird. Wanker." Back of card: Objectables Logo.

British Bird Watching Check List Humorous Illustrated Birds Birthday Card

Guide To Birthdays And Alcohol Personalised Happy Birthday Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Guide To Birthdays And Alcohol Personalised Happy Birthday Card

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This quirky card features a cartoon centaur character cheerfully waving and exclaiming, “Hey, everybody! Look at me! The hand-drawn style and mythology-inspired humour make it ideal for someone who enjoys a laugh and being in the spotlight.
 
Text reads: 
"Hey, everybody! Look at me! The centaur of attention".
 
Back of card: 
Ohh Deer ltd logo

Funny Illustrated Pun Centaur Of Attention Birthday Card By Gemma Correll

Okey Dokey Illustrated Sport Football Amazing Nephew Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of a football. Text reads:
 "Thomas hope your birthday is better than your football team". 'Thomas' can be personalised! Back of card: Pigment logo

Cheeky Footie Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of a black and white cow wearing a party hat. Text reads: "Birthday mooo-d." Back of card: Poppy Loughtman logo.

Birthday MOOOOd Funny Cow Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of football equipment including; football goal posts, a football, a pint of beer, socks, a goalie glove, a football jersey, football boots, a referee whistle, red and yellow cards and a trophy with white text below on a green-coloured background. Text reads: "Happy Birthday. I hope you get a kick out of this card!" Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Get A Kick Out Of This Card Football Illustrated Birthday Card

Front of card:
 
Featuring a cartoon skeleton wearing a party hat and scarf, standing next to a football on a light blue background.
 
Text reads:
 
"Another year, still no trophy... at least your birthday never misses!"
 
Back of card:
 
Turnip Disco logo.

Illustrated Skeleton Football Fan Another Year Still No Trophy Birthday Card

Front of card: Photo of four footballers lined up in a wall with text above The text reads: "The lads had put several pleas to the ref but he simply said they should have gone before the match started" Back of card: White with the image from the front along with the Game On logo.

Quitting Hollywood Game On Football Funny Card

Front of Card: Featuring an illustration of 4 people swimming in a pool with humourous black and red typography on a cream background. Text reads: "Celebrating another birthday is like finding that warm spot in the pool...It feels great until you start thinking about it!" Back of card: Hanson White logo.

Warm Spot Funny Swimming Illustrated Birthday Card

Front of card Illustration of old vhs video tape. Text says: Born in the olden days Back of card: White background with the You've got pen on your face logo. Moonpig logo.

VHS Video Tape Funny Humour Illustration Film Retro Birthday Card

Front of card: Illustration of a football player kicking a football. Text reads: "Happy birthday". Back of card: Wish n Quips logo

Football Birthday Card

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