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Rude Birthday Cards

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Thanks for Always Picking Up The Shit Dog Happy Birthday Card
Funny Rude Pun Heres Your Birthday Card Sorry Its Fucking Rubbish
Banter! Funny Illustrated Toilet Cheeky Typographic Birthday Card
Typographical Happy Birthday You Big Breasted Beauty Card
Happy Birthday Rude Goldfish Illustrated Card
Funny Dolls Presents Prosecco Cockerel Rude Birthday Card
Carte Blanche In Dog years you are dead Happy Birthday Card
Another Year Older and You are Still a Dickhead Birthday Card
Got the shits again Fish Birthday Card
Scribbler Hold Tits It's Your Birthday Illustrated Boobs Card
Funny Rude Dolls always be yourself card
Scribbler Another Year Older Another Year Lower Typographic Birthday Card
Wishing You A Happy Birthday Humorous Typographic Birthday Card
Funny Rude Dolls drink until you are falling over
British Bird Watching Check List Humorous Illustrated Birds Birthday Card
Another Year Older Still F**king Fabulous Birthday Card
Hap-penis Funny Pun Birthday Card
Scribbler Cheeky Birthday Finger Card
But At Least We Have Each Other Stars Photo Upload Card
Cactus You Big Prick Personalised Brother Birthday Card
Modern Toss Ideas Meeting Rude Card
Happy Birthday Cuz Here's Some F*cking Balloons Illustrated Balloon Animal Dogs Birthday Card
Alexa Send The Biggest Twat I know A Birthday Card
Scribbler Up Yours Illustrated Birthday Cake And Candles Card

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Got a pal whose sense of humor leans more toward naughty than nice? At Moonpig, we've got you covered with our hilarious collection of rude birthday cards. Whether you're celebrating Birthdays with your bestie, sibling, or coworker who loves a cheeky laugh, our funny birthday cards keep things playful without crossing the line—well, maybe just a little.

We've spent over 20 years perfecting the art of making people laugh out loud through Greeting cards. Our rude range is designed to bring giggles, blushes, and memorable moments to every Birthday. Need something special for your partner? Check out our cards for boyfriend or for girlfriend if they're up for a giggle. Or, if you're celebrating another amazing year with your other half, dive into our selections for husband and for wife.

Every Birthday card at Moonpig can be personalized with your own twist, so you can dial up the mischief or keep things just a little cheeky. Ready to add a playful poke to someone's big day? Let's get shopping!