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Rude Birthday Cards

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Cactus You Big Prick Personalised Brother Birthday Card
Funny Rude If You Dont Mutter FFS Under Your Breath Card
Rude Funny Sausage Tits Birthday Card
Rude Duck Joke Cartoon Penguins Personalised Happy Birthday Card
Another Year Older and You are Still a Dickhead Birthday Card
Funny Dolls Happy Birthday To You And Your Magnificent Tits Card
Funny Rude Another Fucking Unicorn Birthday Card
Rude Funny A Good Birthday Is Like Bum Sex Card
Funny Rude He Took Her To A Romantic Spot And Popped The Question Dogging Card
Funny Dolls To My Bestest Friend Rude Birthday Card
Rude Funny Happy Birthday To Our Number One Sex Shop Dildo Superstore Card
Haha You Are So Fucking Old Birthday Card
Hap-penis Funny Pun Birthday Card
Illustration Of Two Character One With A Balloon Funny Brother's Birthday Card
Alexa Send The Biggest Twat I know A Birthday Card
Typographical Funny I Was Going To Send A Funny Card But I Know Bladder Control Is A Problem Card
Rude Funny Lets Celebrate The Day You Left Your Mums Foo Foo In Tatters Card
Sister Photo Upload Birthday Card
Illustration Of A Yellow Character In A Messy Room Funny Son's Birthday Card
Chill Out Yeah Rude Meditation Wellbeing Card From Modern Toss
Photographic Funny Youve Finally Reached That Age here You No Longer Give A Fk Card
Funny Dolls Alcohol Low Standards Poor Decisions Bring It On Birthday Card
Sorry This Card Is Rubbish I Spent All My Money At The Pub Birthday Card
Another Year Older and You are Still a Bitch Birthday Card

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Got a pal whose sense of humor leans more toward naughty than nice? At Moonpig, we've got you covered with our hilarious collection of rude birthday cards. Whether you're celebrating Birthdays with your bestie, sibling, or coworker who loves a cheeky laugh, our funny birthday cards keep things playful without crossing the line—well, maybe just a little.

We've spent over 20 years perfecting the art of making people laugh out loud through Greeting cards. Our rude range is designed to bring giggles, blushes, and memorable moments to every Birthday. Need something special for your partner? Check out our cards for boyfriend or for girlfriend if they're up for a giggle. Or, if you're celebrating another amazing year with your other half, dive into our selections for husband and for wife.

Every Birthday card at Moonpig can be personalized with your own twist, so you can dial up the mischief or keep things just a little cheeky. Ready to add a playful poke to someone's big day? Let's get shopping!