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Rude Birthday Cards

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Funny Rude Dolls always be yourself card
Happy Birthday Knobhead Birthday Card
Funny Dolls Stud Muffin Card
Rude Funny Happy Birthday Fart Face Card
But At Least We Have Each Other Stars Photo Upload Card
Rude Funny Cheer Up You Grumpy Twat Its Your Birthday Card
Funny Cheeky Chops 60 Seriously Id Be Keeping That Quiet Card
Funny Cheeky Chops 30 Seriously Id Be Keeping That Quiet Card
Funny Photographic Male Figurine in Armchair Rude Humour Card
Funny Dolls 60 How Did That Happen Birthday Card
Funny Dolls Couples That Stick Together Card
Typographical Funny I Was Going To Send A Funny Card But I Know Bladder Control Is A Problem Card
Photographic Funny Youve Finally Reached That Age here You No Longer Give A Fk Card
Dean Morris From One Fantastic Bitch To Another Birthday Card
Funny Milk 21 For All Its Worth Card
Carte Blanche Funny card bladder control issues Happy Birthday Card
Typographic Funny Happy Birthday And A Merry Christmas Card
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Carte Blanche Jesus Loves you but the rest think you are a twat Happy Birthday Card
Funny Cheeky Chops 80 Seriously Id Be Keeping That Quiet Card
Funny Dolls Starting To Get Real 30th Birthday Card
Funny Dolls Happy Birthday To You And Your Amazing Ass Birthday Card
Funny Young At Heart Old As F Everywhere Else Card
Citrus Bunn Funny Illustration I Like You If You Can't Handle That Just F*ck Off Card

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Got a pal whose sense of humor leans more toward naughty than nice? At Moonpig, we've got you covered with our hilarious collection of rude birthday cards. Whether you're celebrating Birthdays with your bestie, sibling, or coworker who loves a cheeky laugh, our funny birthday cards keep things playful without crossing the line—well, maybe just a little.

We've spent over 20 years perfecting the art of making people laugh out loud through Greeting cards. Our rude range is designed to bring giggles, blushes, and memorable moments to every Birthday. Need something special for your partner? Check out our cards for boyfriend or for girlfriend if they're up for a giggle. Or, if you're celebrating another amazing year with your other half, dive into our selections for husband and for wife.

Every Birthday card at Moonpig can be personalized with your own twist, so you can dial up the mischief or keep things just a little cheeky. Ready to add a playful poke to someone's big day? Let's get shopping!