Front of card: Featuring gold typography on a white textured background. Text reads: "Life is no fairy tale, if you lose your shoe at midnight you're pissed.". Back of card: Brainbox Candy logo

Standard Card

Life is No Fairy Tale Card

For the little messages

Moonpig favourite

Large Card

"When I said I wanted to watch him play with his horn..."

Funny Birthday card - playing with his horn

Baking Characters Scrummy Personalised Happy Birthday Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Baking Characters Scrummy Personalised Happy Birthday Card

Prosecco bucket list - Hazel was very satisfied with her 'bucket 'list' ...1)prosecco, 2)ice, 3)glass...

Prosecco Birthday Card

Gin wag - Sarah loved nothing more than a gold old gin wag with her friends! 

GIN Wag Birthday Card

Wine Over 100 Calories Drunk Joke Personalised Happy Birthday Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Wine Over 100 Calories Drunk Joke Personalised Happy Birthday Card

How fucking dare you leave us? (Good luck though)

Funny leaving card - how dare you leave us?

Dad Would Have A Hangover And His Kids Funny Father's Day Card Once you've personalised your Father's Day card or uploaded one of your favourite photos together, and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make his day even brighter by adding flowers or a gift!

Dad Would Have A Hangover And His Kids Funny Father's Day Card

Fun Snazz funny Birthday Card - Birthday Drinks were getting out of hand when the pints turned into shots...

Fun Snazz funny Drinking Birthday Card - Birthday Drinks were getting out of hand - alcohol - shots

Birthday Card - Retro Illustration - Humour - Underwear

Birthday Card - Retro Illustration - Humour

Retro illustration with humour quote - 'What am i wearing?' 'Just the skin of the last man who asked me that'

What Am I Wearing? Retro Birthday Card

Funny rude horoscope birthday card - Gemini

Funny Patriarchy Birthday Card

For A Prosecco Princess Personalised Happy Birthday Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

For A Prosecco Princess Personalised Happy Birthday Card

Graphic Poster Leaving Personalised Card Once you've personalised your card or uploaded a photo, and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Graphic Poster Leaving Personalised Card

On your birthday! "Jessica" remember... Well behaved women rarely make history!

Funny Birthday Card - Well behaved women rarely make history!

Funny retro spoof magazine Birthday Card - The One Eyed Trouser Snake - Whopper

Its Superhero Personalised Name To Save The Day Photo Card Once you've personalised your card or uploaded a photo, and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

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