Personalised Funny Toast Valentines Day Card Once you've personalised your card or uploaded a photo, and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

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Personalised Funny Toast Valentines Day Card

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Front of card:
 
Featuring bold typewriter-style lettering with one word highlighted in red on a white background.
 
Text reads:
 
"I didn't get you a present but I'll show you my tits later."
 
Perfect for Birthdays, romantic love, and Valentine's Day.
 
Back of card:
 
Brain Box Candy logo.

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Front of card: Valentine's Day Photo Upload Card Handwritten typography with a photo frame surrounded by hearts. Text reads: "Loved you yesterday love you still always have always will". Back of card: Sea & Tea logo

Handwritten Typography With A Photo Frame Surrounded By Hearts Valentine's Day Photo Upload Card

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Super Stud Of A Certain Strength Personalised Name Card

Front of Card: 
Humerous typographic card with white and light pink text on a bright pink background 
The card reads: "I still fancy you, even though you snore, pick your nose and are guilty of some weapons-grade farts".
 
Back of card: 
Dean Morris cards logo.

Typographic Fancy You Valentines Day Card

Front of card: Valentine's Day Photo Upload Card Two photo frames surrounded by hearts with bold red and pink typography on a white background. Text reads: "How it started how it's going I love growing old with you". Back of card: Dotty Black logo

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Front of card: A humorous and cheeky Valentine's Day card featuring big bold white text on a pink background, the text has a love heart below it. Text reads: "My boobs would be so lovely without you touching them all the time." Back of card: Gift Delivery logo.

Funny My Boobs Would Be So Lonely Without You Typography Valentine's Day Card

Valentines Coupon Card Once you've personalised your card or uploaded a photo, and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

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Jolly Awesome Happy Birthday You Prick Cactus Card

Front of card: This greeting card design has a bold and humorous feel, with a bright red background and white, hand-drawn text. The main message, written in large, playful lettering, reads, “To my favourite person in the whole world**,” with an asterisk hinting at the joke to come. At the bottom of the card, in smaller text, the asterisk is explained with “*Terms & Conditions May Apply” followed by “**Limited to Manchester.” The humour lies in the exaggerated sentiment of the main message, playfully undercut by the “terms and conditions” that restrict the declaration to a specific location. The overall design is simple yet impactful, using the bright colour and cheeky message to create a lighthearted, playful card. Text reads: "To my favourite person in the whole world** *Terms & Conditions May Apply. **Limited to Manchester." Back of card: Ruby Makes Noise by Ruby Tait logo.

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Kate Smith Co. is here to make you smile. We want to help you find your happy — and inspire you to share your happy with others. Because we believe that the simple act of making another human smile has ripple effects. And when people think about each other more, the world becomes a happier place — one cheesy pun, one silly doodle, one greeting card at a time. Front of card: Kate Smith Co. Little Toast Valentine's Day Card, feautures two slices of toast characters holding hands. No need to fly in the fancy bubbly when you can give a much cuter toast to your favorite human with this adorable Valentine's Day card. Text reads: "A little Valentine's toast to us". Back of card: Kate Smith Co. logo with tagline "Making humans smile"

Kate Smith Co. Little Toast Valentine's Day Card

Front of Card: Design shows a drawing of a bottle of mint and tea tree shower gel, with hand drawn text above and below it. Text reads: "You make my bits tingle." Back of card: Lucy Maggie Designs logo.

You Make My Bits Tingle Funny Lucy Maggie Valentines Card

Mungo And Shoddy Fucking Rubbish Funny Valentine's Day Card
I Wheelie Fucking love you!

Mungo And Shoddy Fucking Rubbish Funny Valentine's Day Card

Front of card: Featuring a cute illustration of two Tatty Teddies surrounded by love hearts. Text reads: "Happy Valentine's Day I love you Frankie You bring so much joy and love into my life and I'm grateful for every moment we share together.". 'I love you Frankie' can be personalised! Back of card: Tatty Teddy logo

Tatty Teddy Valentine's Day Card

Front of card: This humorous birthday card features bold white text on an orange background, with the words “Wishing You A Happy Birthday” playfully altered and scribbled over with handwriting, turning “Happy Birthday” into a cheeky phrase before it is crossed out, adding a mischievous tone to the design. Typographic card. Text reads: “Wishing you a happy Birthday. (Original message: "You have a hairy butthole.")" Back of card: Objectables Logo.

Wishing You A Happy Birthday Humorous Typographic Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring a cute cartoon illustration of a toaster and toast with love hearts on a pink background and a white speech bubble above the toaster containing black typography. Text reads: "I want you inside me..." Back of card: Ohh Deer ltd logo.

Toaster And Toast Illustrated Valentine's Day Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of three types of fans in a pastel pink colour on a darker pink background. Text reads: "Only Fans*. *Non-members view." Back of card: Poet And Painter logo

Only Fans Funny Illustrated Card

Front of card: 
Featuring an illustration of a hand wearing a smartwatch with a heart symbol on the screen. 
Text reads: 
"Valentine I need help reaching my exercise target! Bedroom in five?".
 
Back of card: 
Pigment logo

Bedroom In Five? Valentine's Day Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of a goldfish in a rude shape on a white background. Text reads: "Happy birthday! I drew you a goldfish." Back of card: Paperlink logo.

Happy Birthday Rude Goldfish Illustrated Card

Front of card: Featuring a funny illustration of a penis piercing through a love heart. Text reads: "Oliver your massive heart is one reason why I love you your massive willy is another". 'Oliver' can be personalised! Back of card: Sour Candy logo

Your Massive... Is One Reason I Love You Card

Front of card: Featuring handwritten black text with a simple, hand-drawn teal rosette on a white background. Text reads: "To my boyfriend, you earned it! Mr. Big Dick." Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler To My Girlfriend My Big D*** Illustrated Rosette Card

I Saw This Card And Thought Of You Testicles Card

Front of card: Featuring bold typography on a white background. Text reads: "Valentine's cards these days are full of rude innuendos but I still want to give you one". Back of card: UKG logo

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Even Though You're Sh*t On Fifa Card Features an illustration of a gaming controller. Text reads: "I love you even though you're sh*it on Fifa".

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