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Rude Birthday Cards

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I'm Going Down The Pub Humorous Birthday Card
Alexa Send The Biggest Twat I know A Birthday Card
Cactus You Big Prick Personalised Brother Birthday Card
Nice Ass Have A Lovely Day Funny Rude Card
Wishing You A Happy Birthday Humorous Typographic Birthday Card
Bold And Bright Humour Photo Image Wine Friend Birthdays Rude Card
Happy Birthday Rude Goldfish Illustrated Card
Modern Funny Cheeky Mentally On Par With A Squid Birthday Card
Spoof Book Cover The Hefty Chopper Card
Scribbler Getting Old Has Its Benefits Drawn Graph Birthday Card
Sensible and Mature Funny Personalise Birthday Card
Funny Dolls Starting To Get Real 30th Birthday Card
Funny Dolls Fantastic Birthday Card
Scribbler Girlfriend This Isn't The Only Wet Beaver We'll Be Seeing Today Illustrated Beaver Card
Couldn't Finish Your Birthday Message In Time Card
Rude Happy Birthday You Old Bastard Card
Funny Dolls Presents Prosecco Cockerel Rude Birthday Card
I Heard That Only Dickheads Are Born In August Birthday Card
Modern Toss Ideas Meeting Rude Card
Funny Dolls Even Grumpy People Deserve A Card Happy Birthday
Funny Rude Well Blow Me Cake Birthday Card
Funny Have A Wrinklier Birthday Card
Funny Dolls Now It's Not Called Being Drunk It's Called Living Your Best Life Birthday Card
Banter! Funny Typographic Naughty Birthday Card

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Got a pal whose sense of humor leans more toward naughty than nice? At Moonpig, we've got you covered with our hilarious collection of rude birthday cards. Whether you're celebrating Birthdays with your bestie, sibling, or coworker who loves a cheeky laugh, our funny birthday cards keep things playful without crossing the line—well, maybe just a little.

We've spent over 20 years perfecting the art of making people laugh out loud through Greeting cards. Our rude range is designed to bring giggles, blushes, and memorable moments to every Birthday. Need something special for your partner? Check out our cards for boyfriend or for girlfriend if they're up for a giggle. Or, if you're celebrating another amazing year with your other half, dive into our selections for husband and for wife.

Every Birthday card at Moonpig can be personalized with your own twist, so you can dial up the mischief or keep things just a little cheeky. Ready to add a playful poke to someone's big day? Let's get shopping!