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There Are Not Enough Crystals For All This Bullsh*t Funny Doll Card

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Front of card:
Featuring a blonde doll seated on a turquoise chair above assorted crystals on a grey background.

Text reads:
"There are not enough crystals for all this bullsh*t."

Perfect for encouragement, Birthdays, just because, and thinking of you.

Back of card:
Bold & Bright logo.

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