Front of card: An image of a woman holding up a sign with the earth on, text above and below The text reads: "Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons... ...they forgot to mention morons!" Back of card: White with Chickpea logo.

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Quitting Hollywood Chickpea Earth Funny Card

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Front of card: An image of a woman holding a basket of vegetables and holding a sausage in her hand with text The text reads: "As a vegan she never let a meaty sausage pass her lis...well, give or take a few!!" Back of card: White with Chickpea logo.

Quitting Hollywood Chickpea Vegan Funny Card

Front of card: An image of a man interviewing a woman at a desk with text The text reads: "We're looking for someone who can do the work of six men, Thats a same, I was looking for a full-time job!" Back of card: White with Chickpea logo.

Quitting Hollywood Chickpea Interview Funny Card

Front of card: Illustration of a man lighting a lantern looking suprised with text The text reads: "OMG! You're so old!" Back of card: White with Dench logo.

Quitting Hollywood Dench Funny Card

Front of card: Photo of two men playing golf with text above The text reads: "What's your handicap? Basically that I'm not very good" Back of card: White with the image from the front along with the Game On logo.

Quitting Hollywood Game On Golf Funny Card

Front of card: Typographic card with two illustrations of dinosaurs The text reads: "Bitchosaurus someone who just can't help being a massive bitch! You can shove your apology up your bum there's plenty of room up there Back of card: White with Mixo logo.

Quitting Hollywood Mixo Dinosaur Naughty Funny Card

Front of card: Typographic card with of a illustration house and a person The text reads: "BeerNAV when your alcohol enduced state navigates you home in one piece! Back of card: White with Mixo logo.

Quitting Hollywood Mixo Drinking Funny Card

Front of card: Typographic card with of a illustration of three men The text reads: "Textpectation the agonising wait for a response to a text message" Back of card: White with Mixo logo.

Quitting Hollywood Mixo Text Funny Card

Front of card: Typographic card with of a illustration of someone on their sofa with blankets and a laptop The text reads: "InstaNest making a nest with cushions and blankets while spending hours surfin' Instagram" Back of card: White with Mixo logo.

Quitting Hollywood Mixo Instagram Funny Card

Front of card: An image of a dog, with text The text reads: "Another birthday, and another year older... ...it's hard to keep all the joy and excitement under control!" Back of card: White with Paw Play logo.

Quitting Hollywood Paw Play Dog Birthday Funny Card

Front of card: An image of bear rolled over, with text The text reads: "Your birthday calls for a celebration drink... ...bottoms up!" Back of card: White with Paw Play logo.

Quitting Hollywood Paw Play Bear Birthday Funny Card

Front of card: An image of peguin, with text The text reads: "Have a flippin'... ...great birthday!" Back of card: White with Paw Play logo.

Quitting Hollywood Paw Play Penguin Birthday Funny Card

Front of card: An image of cat, with text The text reads: "Twenty one again?... ...your secret's safe with me!" Back of card: White with Paw Play logo.

Quitting Hollywood Paw Play Cat Birthday Funny Card

Front of card: An image of dog, with text The text reads: "Another birthday?... ...it'll all end in beers!" Back of card: White with Paw Play logo.

Front of card: Illustration of a sausage with text The text reads: "Silly Sausage" Back of card: White with Sweet Chilli logo.

Quitting Hollywood Sweet Chilli Sausage Food Funny Card

Front of card: Illustration of a fox with text The text reads: "Happy Birthday Silver Fox" Back of card: White with Sweet Chilli logo.

Quitting Hollywood Sweet Chilli Animal Fox Funny Card

Front of card: Illustration of a man lifting his shirt up with text The text reads: "Another year older and still maturing" Back of card: White with Sweet Chilli logo.

Quitting Hollywood Sweet Chilli Funny Birthday Card

Front of card: An image of a woman sitting in a bin with a glass of prosecco, with text The text reads: "Those famous last words "one more prosecco can't hurt Happy Birthday!" Back of card: White with Tally Ho logo.

Quitting Hollywood Tally Ho Drinking Funny Card

Front of card: An image of a two women and a man sitting in a car, with text The text reads: "Nice car what does the knob at the front do? He drives it!" Back of card: White with Tally Ho logo.

Front of card: An image of a man with a bandage round his head, with text The text reads: "Waking up with a broken leg in a police cell with alcohol poisioning could mean only one thing he'd had a great birthday" Back of card: White with Tally Ho logo.

Quitting Hollywood Tally Ho Birthday Funny Card

Front of card: An image of two women drinking, with text The text reads: "We drink too much swear like a trooper and our morals are questionable! No wonder we're friends" Back of card: White with Tally Ho logo.

Front of card: Two dolls with text above them The text reads: "Of course I can keep a secret! It's the people I tell it to who can't" Back of card: White with Toyology logo.

Quitting Hollywood Toyology Funny Card

Front of card: Photo of a woman holding a bottle of wine with text The text reads: "Yes, she certainly was all woman... strong yet still sensitive assertive yet still caring powerful yet still fragile... p*ssed yet still standing!" Back of card: White with Toyology logo.

Quitting Hollywood Twisty Wine Funny Card

Front of card: Typographic card with of a illustration a person jumping with chocolate in their hand The text reads: "Chocgasam the euphoria of eating chocolate, ooooooooh yessssssss!" Back of card: White with Mixo logo.

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