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My Cucumber's Enormous! Card

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My Cucumber's Enormous! Card

Features a black and white photo of 2 women.

Text reads: "I've been flashing my boobs at the tomatoes, so they turn red from blushing. Has it worked? No, but my cucumbers are enormous!".

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