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Birthday Card - 40th - Forty - Pissed As A Newt - Fucking Hammered

Birthday Card - 40th - Forty - Pissed As A Newt - Fucking Hammered

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Order within 3 hrs 44 mins for same day dispatch

It's his 40th Birthday and he's not gonna get nissed as a pewt, he's gonna get absolutely hucking fammered!

Delivery is via US Postal Standard Service.

The price of delivery is $0.65

Order by 2pm for same day dispatch.

Standard delivery is 2-8 working days.

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