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Rude Birthday Cards

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Celebrity Happy Birthday now piss off Happy Birthday Card
Modern Rude Old As Fuck Birthday Card
Funny Cheeky The Results Have Come Back Positive Im Definitely A Bellend Card
Funny Birthday card - Here's wishing you a birthday that wucking fonderful!
Typographical Happy Birthday You Big Breasted Beauty Card
Funny Rude I Was Going To Get You A Really Nice Card But Then I Remembered Birthday Card
Funny Magnificent Coq Friend Birthday Card
Poppy and Mabel Two Cupcakes Happy Birthday Sugar Tits Card
Rude Funny Cheer Up You Grumpy Twat Its Your Birthday Card
UKG Topical Typographic Illustration Tik Tok Funny Birthdays Card
Rude Funny Eventually Wanking Will Affect Your Eyesight Card
Rude Funny Slam Dunked This Getting Old Birthday Card
Bold And Bright Humour Photo Image Alcohol Friend Birthdays Rude Card
Another Year Older and You are Still a Bitch Birthday Card
Hap-penis Funny Pun Birthday Card
Funny Dolls 60 How Did That Happen Birthday Card
Carte Blanche Jesus Loves you but the rest think you are a twat Happy Birthday Card
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Funny Typographic Bad At Answering Your Phone Birthday Card
Typographical Happy Birthday To You And Your Resting Bitch Face Card
Funny Cheeky Chops 30 Seriously Id Be Keeping That Quiet Card
Funny Dolls After His Back Sack And Crack Wax He Was Feeling Birthday Ready Card
The Cat Being Too Old And Slow Funny Birthday Card
You Are My Favourite Bitch Birthday Card

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Got a pal whose sense of humor leans more toward naughty than nice? At Moonpig, we've got you covered with our hilarious collection of rude birthday cards. Whether you're celebrating Birthdays with your bestie, sibling, or coworker who loves a cheeky laugh, our funny birthday cards keep things playful without crossing the line—well, maybe just a little.

We've spent over 20 years perfecting the art of making people laugh out loud through Greeting cards. Our rude range is designed to bring giggles, blushes, and memorable moments to every Birthday. Need something special for your partner? Check out our cards for boyfriend or for girlfriend if they're up for a giggle. Or, if you're celebrating another amazing year with your other half, dive into our selections for husband and for wife.

Every Birthday card at Moonpig can be personalized with your own twist, so you can dial up the mischief or keep things just a little cheeky. Ready to add a playful poke to someone's big day? Let's get shopping!