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Rude Birthday Cards

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Objectables Free And Spirited Seagull Funny Birthday Card
Humourous Typography On An Orange Background Birthday Card
Modern Funny Rude 30 And Fucked Birthday Card
Today's Mood Funny Typographic Birthday Card
Rude Card
Funny Rude She Loosened Her G String And Practiced Some Fingering Card
Rude Funny Happy Birthday To You And Your Tiny Penis Card
Funny Dolls I'm Awesome Card
Funny Rude Birthday Card
Hope Your Birthday Is The Tits Card
Rude Funny Happy Birthday Poo Face Card
Less Years To Live Less F**ks To Give Birthday Card
Rude Funny Enjoy Your Cards But Rather Be Cruising For Cock Card
The Angels Got Together Funny Personalised Happy Birthday Card
Cheeky Chops Happy Birthday Fool Card
Celebrity Happy Birthday now piss off Happy Birthday Card
The Air Frying Queen Birthday Card
Mother Noun Card
Poppy and Mabel Two Cupcakes Happy Birthday Sugar Tits Card
Funny Rude Typography Mum I Am Sorry That You Piss Yourself Every Time You Sneeze Card
Funny Rude Typographic Another Year Older Birthday Card
Fugly Girlfriend Birthday Card
Dean Morris News Flash You're Old As Fuck Birthday Card
Today Is all About You Just Like Every Other Fucking Day Of The Year Card

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Got a pal whose sense of humor leans more toward naughty than nice? At Moonpig, we've got you covered with our hilarious collection of rude birthday cards. Whether you're celebrating Birthdays with your bestie, sibling, or coworker who loves a cheeky laugh, our funny birthday cards keep things playful without crossing the line—well, maybe just a little.

We've spent over 20 years perfecting the art of making people laugh out loud through Greeting cards. Our rude range is designed to bring giggles, blushes, and memorable moments to every Birthday. Need something special for your partner? Check out our cards for boyfriend or for girlfriend if they're up for a giggle. Or, if you're celebrating another amazing year with your other half, dive into our selections for husband and for wife.

Every Birthday card at Moonpig can be personalized with your own twist, so you can dial up the mischief or keep things just a little cheeky. Ready to add a playful poke to someone's big day? Let's get shopping!