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Rude Birthday Cards

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Carte Blanche I am glad you were the strongest sperm Birthday Card
Rude Card
Scribbler To My Girlfriend Nice Arse Illustrated Rosette Card
Illustrated Boobs Tits You're Beautitful Happy Birthday Card
Less Years To Live Less F**ks To Give Birthday Card
The Air Frying Queen Birthday Card
Rude Funny A Good Birthday Is Like Bum Sex Card
Rude Funny Happy Birthday Big Tits Card
Funny Rude If You Dont Mutter FFS Under Your Breath Card
Funny Cheeky Chops 40 Seriously Id Be Keeping That Quiet Card
Scribbler Happy Birthday Brother You F**k Trumpet Typographic Card
Fugly Girlfriend Birthday Card
Funny Photograph Of A Female And Male Doll Sitting In Armchairs Just To Say Card
Funny Dolls 50 I'd Keep That Quiet Birthday Card
Funny Dolls We've Googled Your Birthday And It Says Old Card
Happy Birthday Plant Sl*t Card
Scribbler I’m Sorry For Making You Pee Everytime You Sneeze Card
Sister Photo Upload Birthday Card
Cheeky Craft Style Design This Isn't The Only Thing You'll Be Opening Tonight Valentine's Day Card
Welcome To Your Thirties Fuck Card
Happy Birth Dizzle You Total Pizzle Funny Birthday Card
Carte Blanche Jesus Loves you but the rest think you are a twat Happy Birthday Card
The Difference Between Dogs and Cats Funny Card
Whats The Word On The Street Cartoon Card

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Got a pal whose sense of humor leans more toward naughty than nice? At Moonpig, we've got you covered with our hilarious collection of rude birthday cards. Whether you're celebrating Birthdays with your bestie, sibling, or coworker who loves a cheeky laugh, our funny birthday cards keep things playful without crossing the line—well, maybe just a little.

We've spent over 20 years perfecting the art of making people laugh out loud through Greeting cards. Our rude range is designed to bring giggles, blushes, and memorable moments to every Birthday. Need something special for your partner? Check out our cards for boyfriend or for girlfriend if they're up for a giggle. Or, if you're celebrating another amazing year with your other half, dive into our selections for husband and for wife.

Every Birthday card at Moonpig can be personalized with your own twist, so you can dial up the mischief or keep things just a little cheeky. Ready to add a playful poke to someone's big day? Let's get shopping!