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Rude Birthday Cards

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Celebrating someone who is more naughty than nice? You’re in the right place.

Our rude birthday cards will bring a smile (or a blush!) to their faces, with just the right amount of adult humor. Looking to make it more personal? Try a photo card, or explore our full range of personalized birthday cards. With free shipping across the USA, making their day has never been easier.

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Scribbler You Are A Ray Of F**king Son Shine Card

Rude Funny You Madam Are Fabulous Colourful Typographic Birthday Card

Funny You Are Not Drunk And Disorderly Card

I Would Get You A Pint Funny Personalised Happy Birthday Card

Happy Birthday Knobhead Birthday Card

Funny Dolls Feeling Tired? There's A Nap For That Birthday Card

Sister Here's To Being Too Old To Give A S**t Birthday Card

Funny Dolls Fantastic Birthday Card

Funny Never Too Old To Get Drunk Card

Happy Birthday To Someone Younger And Hotter Funny Cat Card

Just Be Your Usual Shitty Self Typographic Card

Just A Trim Please Mate Funny Dog Cartoon Card

There Are Not Enough Crystals For All This Bullsh*t Funny Doll Card

Have A Pucking Brilliant Birthday Ice Hockey Dog Card

I Love Every Bone In Your Body But One Really Stands Out Hand-Lettered Card

All Of My Willy Loves All Of You Hand-Lettered Card

Less Years To Live Less F**ks To Give Rude Illustrated Cake Birthday Card

Rude Humorous Typographic Age Is Just A Number Birthday Card

Mum I Might Be A Pain In The Arse Card

Almost As Excited For Your Birthday As I Am About The BTS Comeback Card

Happy Pucking Birthday Card

From The Dog Photo Upload Birthday Card

Shake Your Booty It’s Your Birthday Card

You're Not Old Typography 60th Birthday Card