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Mr. Consistent Margarita Mixer is their best-selling and award winning Platinum Medal Margarita Mix as recognised by Sip Awards! The cocktail that everyone knows and loves! Everyone has a story with a margarita, and a particular way of serving or drinking it. Whether it be on the rocks, or shaken and strained; this refreshingly zingy, citrus bomb of a cocktail has made its name as the party starter.
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Additional Information 
750ml - 10 serves
Ingredients: Lime Juice [Lime Juice, Preservative (202)], Filtered Water, Sugar, Organic Agave Nectar, Orange Blossom Water (303), Orange Oil, Tangerine Oil, Grapefruit Oil, Lemon Oil, Green Mandarine Oil

Alcohol Gift

Mr. Consistent Margarita Cocktail Mixer

This Strawberry Daiquiri Mixer is the perfect gift to sweeten their day. Just add rum, ice, and a cheeky garnish &ndash; et voil&agrave;, bar-worthy daiquiris from the comfort of their sofa. It&rsquo;s like summer in a glass, guaranteed to shake up any occasion. Cheers to that!
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Additional Information 750ml - 10 serves
Ingredients: Lime Juice [Lime Juice, Preservative (202)], Filtered Water, Raw Sugar, Strawberry Puree [Strawberry Puree, Ascorbic Acid (300)], White Sugar, Balsamic Vinegar [Wine Vinegar, Concentrated Grape Must, Cooked Grape Must], Lime Oil. Contains Sulphites

Mr. Consistent Strawberry Daiquiri Cocktail Mixer

Silly name, seriously tasty treat. These choccy-covered liquorice bites might be called Koala Poo, but they&rsquo;re anything but gross. A cheeky Aussie gift that&rsquo;s fun to give and even better to nibble!
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Ingredients: Black Liquorice (59%) [Wheat Flour, Molasses, Treacle, Glucose Syrup, Water, Sugar, Wheat Fibre, Cocoa Butter, Natural Colours (150a, 153), Liquorice Extract (0.3%), Salt, Emulsifier (471), Aniseed Oil], Milk Chocolate (40%) [Sugar, Milk Solids, Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass, Emulsifiers (Soy Lecithin, 476), Natural Vanilla Flavour], Glazing Agents (Glucose Syrup, 904).
Contains gluten, wheat, milk, soy. May contain sulphites, almond, cashew, hazelnut, macadamia, pistachio, peanut, sesame.

Chocolates

Milk Chocolate Koala Poo 220g

For the guy who&rsquo;s got it all (except snacks). This hamper is packed with tasty bits and bobs - think black truffle crisps, choccy pretzels, golf-themed shortbread and even a cheeky fishing jar of sweets. It&rsquo;s thoughtful, fun, and totally snack-worthy.
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Includes: 1 x Hunters Gourmet - Black Truffle Canister 40g 1 x VPC Bagel Toast Garlic &amp; Herb 120g 1 x VPC Shortbread Tube Golf 180g 1 x Nutworks Roast Salt Nut in Shell SUP 200g 1 x VPC Confectionery Jar - Fishing 170g 1 x VPC Milk Chocolate Pretzel 150g 1 x VPC Fruit Pyramid Pear &amp; Hazelnut 75g

Hampers

Treat Him Hamper

Give them something really special (and delicious) with this Love Hearts Cupcake Soft Toy - because why shouldn&rsquo;t you get more than one cake on your birthday? Decorated with delicious pink icing scattered with tasty sprinkles and with a cute little candle, give a friend or loved one a birthday gift that they can treasure forever.
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23 x 10 x 20cm
Suitable from birth

Soft Toy

Swizzels Love Hearts Happy Birthday Cupcake

Perfect for saying &ldquo;you&rsquo;re fab&rdquo;, &ldquo;I love you&rdquo; or just &ldquo;I saw this and thought of you&rdquo; &ndash; this adorable plush is a proper feel-good gift.
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23 x 10 x 20cm
Suitable from birth

Swizzels Love Hearts You're Koality

Shaken, stirred, and served with chocolate - now that&rsquo;s our kind of night in. This Espresso Martini Cocktail Mixer by Mr. Consistent and Lindt Lindor Milk Chocolate combo is made for treating someone special. Smooth, rich and a little bit fancy, it&rsquo;s the perfect pairing for a birthday toast or a Friday night in. Cheers to that!
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Additional Information 1 x Lindt Lindor Milk Cornet 333g
Milk Chocolate contains: cocoa solids 32% min., milk solids 21% min.
Ingredients: Sugar, vegetable fats, cocoa butter, cocoa mass, whole milk powder, skim milk powder, lactose (milk), milk fat, emulsifier (soy lecithin), barley malt extract, flavourings.
Allergens: Gluten|Soy|Milk
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1 x Mr. Consistent Espresso Martini Cocktail Mixer
750ml - 10 serves
Ingredients: Filtered Water, Sugar, Coffee Blend, Chicory, Caramel Colours (150a, 150d), Chocolate Bitters [Water, Glycerin, Natural &amp; Artificial Flavours, Caramel 150a, Food Acid (334)], Food Acid (338)

Espresso Martini Cocktail Mixer & Lindt Lindor Milk Cornet 333g

Treat them to a little luxury with this elegant selection crafted by the Lindt Master Chocolatiers. With a mix of smooth milk, rich dark and creamy white chocolates, it&rsquo;s perfect for birthdays, thank yous or just showing someone you&rsquo;re thinking of them.
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Additional Information 1 x Lindt Master Chocolatier Collection 184g
Milk Chocolate contains: cocoa solids 30% min., milk solids 18% min. Dark Chocolate contains: cocoa solids 41% min. White Chocolate contains: cocoa solids 20% min. Almond &amp; Orange Delight Praline contains: 1.2% alcohol by volume.
Ingredients: Sugar, cocoa mass, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, almonds, milk fat, hazelnuts, glucose syrup, coconut fat, skim milk powder, invert sugar syrup, lactose, wheat flour, whole milk, cream powder, lemon peel, orange peel, emulsifiers (soy &amp; sunflower lecithin), glucose fructose syrup, dextrose, orange paste [orange juice concentrate, oranges, glucose fructose syrup, sugar, lemon juice concentrate, natural orange flavouring, gelling agent (pectin)], alcohol, humectants (sorbitol, invertase), flavourings, salt, natural orange flavouring, lemon juice concentrate, caramel sugar syrup, food acid (citric acid), barley malt extract.

Lindt Master Chocolatier Collection 184g

Happy Birthday Knobhead Birthday Card

Rude Funny Happy Birthday Celebreate With A Lovely Wank Card

Typographical Funny Rude Happy Birthday The Bum Is Still Out Of Bounds Card

Front of card: Funny photograph of a male doll sat on a sofa drinking beer. Text reads: "Live each day as if it was your last..."> Back of card: Bold and Bright logo. Moonpig logo

Bold And Bright Humour Photo Image Beer Friend Birthdays Rude Card

Carte Blanche In Dog years you are dead Happy Birthday Card

Send Funny Birthday Cards. Personalise your birthday cards with your own photos and message. - JANE'S BIRTHTDAY - Having read so much about the ageing effect of both chocolate and alcohol, Jane immediately decided to give up reading.

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Funny Birthday Postcard

Photographic Funny Congratulations Youve Won The Biggest Bellend Award Card

Ask Whats For Birthday Lunch Burger Card

Front of card: Quirky Illustration of a coffee-sipping dinosaur skeleton strolling through a vibrant park. Text reads: "New dinosaur discovered! wasn't you was it?" Back of card: Felt Studios logo

New Dinosaur Discovered! Birthday Card

Funny Rude I Was Going To Get You A Really Nice Card But Then I Remembered Birthday Card

Swimming Turtle Im Always Thinking Of You Postcard Once you've personalised your postcard or uploaded a photo, and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Swimming Turtle Im Always Thinking Of You Postcard

Typographic design sitting on a blue background. The non editable caption reads Like Father Like Daughter Oh Shit. There is also a photo upload option.

Ceramic Mug

Typographic Photo Upload  Like Father Like Daughter Oh Shit Mug

Front of card: 
A cheeky illustrated card featuring a bear wearing a party hat with humorous text. A perfect birthday card for someone who refuses to grow up.
 
Text reads: 
"Growing old happens. Growing up is optional. Poopoopeepeebumbum".
 
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Jolly Awesome logo

Growing Old Happens Growing Up Is Optional Birthday Card

Front of card: Illustration of a man and woman holding hands surrounded by love hearts with black typography on brown background Text reads: "ON YOUR BIRTHDAY, MY DARLING HUSBAND TREVOR MARLING REMEMBER: IT'S ME OR THE HOUSE. WE CAN'T BOTH LOOK FABULOUS!" With editable text. Back of card: Say Cheese logo. Moonpig logo.

Funny Vintage Illustrated Customisable Husband Birthday Card

Front of card: Funny Son's Birthday Card Illustration of a yellow character in a messy room with handwritten typography. Text reads: "Happy birthday son love you even though your room is a f*****g health hazard". Back of card: Lucilla Lavender logo

Illustration Of A Yellow Character In A Messy Room Funny Son's Birthday Card

Mungo And Shoddy Funny Wheelie Bin Missing You Postcard 

Doctor And Patient Funny Caption Personalised Birthday Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Doctor And Patient Funny Caption Personalised Birthday Card

Front of card: This greeting card features a playful and sarcastic message in bold white text on a purple background, reading “Your Birthday Is Going To Be Pathetic.” The word “Pathetic” is crossed out and replaced with the word “Perfect” in a handwritten font, adding a humorous twist to the card’s tone. Typographic card. Text reads: “Your Birthday is going to be epic. (Original message: "Your Birthday is going to be pathetic.")" Back of card: Objectables Logo.

Your Birthday Is Going To Be Epic Humorous Typographic Birthday Card

Modern Target Arrows Miss You Postcard

Maaaaaaaaate, you're fucking old funny friend birthday postcard

Typographic funny humour rude Mate you're old male friend birthday postcard

Just To Say Hello Postcard

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<li>Design a custom mug with any photo</li>
<li>Dishwasher and microwave safe</li>
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Six Picture Photo Upload and Personalised Text Mug

Modern Funny Typographical Dad I'm Pregnant Birthday Card

Square Card

Modern Funny Typographical Dad I'm Pregnant Wrong Card Birthday Card

Large Square Card

I Wish You Were Here Map Postcard

Funny Cheeky Fantastic Bum Card

Front of card: Featuring black uppercase handwritten typography on an orange background. Text reads: "Son, I preferred you when you were younger. You did what you were told". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Son I Preferred You When You Were Younger Birthday Card

I Saw This Card And Thought Of You Testicles Card

Front of card: 'Inner peace' Birthday Card Humourous typography on a teal background. Text reads: "They say the secret to a happy birthday is inner peace- but I find the corner piece has more icing". Back of card: UK Greetings Hanson White Logo

Humourous Typography On A Teal Background Birthday Card

Funny Come Out Here And Say That You Specky Twat Card

Disney Winnie The Pooh Thinking Of You Postcard

Front of Card: Born in the olden days. Happy Birthday Sophie! Editable text: Born in the olden days. Happy Birthday Sophie! Back of card: You've got Pen on your Face logo. Moonpig logo.

Illustrated Retro Video Tape Born In The Olden Days Funny Birthday Card

Funny humour rude with all the shit I've seen you do, I'm amazed you're still alive friend birthday postcard

with all the shit I've seen you do, I'm amazed you're still alive friend birthday postcard

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Swizzels Love Hearts You're Koality

Lindt Master Chocolatier Collection 184g

Six Picture Photo Upload and Personalised Text Mug

Swizzels Love Hearts Happy Birthday Cupcake

Milk Chocolate Koala Poo 220g

Typographic Photo Upload Like Father Like Daughter Oh Shit Mug

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