Front of card: An image of a woman with text The text reads: "She thought that she had heartburn. Actually, it was just her boob flopping in her porridge" Back of card: White with Chickpea logo.

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Quitting Hollywood Chickpea Funny Card

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Front of card: An old religious illustration of a woman and a child reading a book with text above The text reads: "Waddya mean it doesn't swipe?" Back of card: White with Dench logo.

Quitting Hollywood Dench Funny Card

Front of card: Illustration of an man and woman with text The text reads: "When you're like... let's just have one more drink!" Back of card: White with Dench logo.

Front of card: Photo of jelly beans with drawn on faces on two on them with text above The text reads: "Happy Birthday old bean!" Back of card: White with the Doozy! logo.

Square Card

Quitting Hollywood Doozy Sweets Funny Birthday Card

Large Square Card

Front of card: Photo of pieces of cheese with drawn on faces on them with text above The text reads: "Here comes stilton with his blue jokes!" Back of card: White with the Doozy! logo.

Front of card: A image of a purse with drawn on face with text The text reads: "Run for it! They've emptied me, they'll be coming for you next!" Back of card: White with the Doozy! logo.

Quitting Hollywood Doozy Funny  Card

Front of card: Photo of four footballers lined up in a wall with text above The text reads: "The lads had put several pleas to the ref but he simply said they should have gone before the match started" Back of card: White with the image from the front along with the Game On logo.

Quitting Hollywood Game On Football Funny Card

Front of card: Photo of a boy holding a hammer with text above The text reads: "He had learnt how to fix things by watching his dad. First, try a screwdriver then when that doesn't work, you swear at it and whack it with a hammer!" Back of card: White with the image from the front along with the Game On logo.

Quitting Hollywood Game On Funny Card

Front of card: Photo of two men playing golf with text above The text reads: "What's your handicap? Basically that I'm not very good" Back of card: White with the image from the front along with the Game On logo.

Quitting Hollywood Game On Golf Funny Card

Front of card: Typographic card with of a illustration a person jumping with chocolate in their hand The text reads: "Chocgasam the euphoria of eating chocolate, ooooooooh yessssssss!" Back of card: White with Mixo logo.

Quitting Hollywood Mixo Chocolate Naughty Funny Card

Front of card: Typographic card with of a illustration of two men The text reads: "Bromance when two dudes are BFFs, you're blinking awesome!" Back of card: White with Mixo logo.

Quitting Hollywood Mixo Bromance Funny Card

Front of card: Typographic card with of a illustration of three men The text reads: "Textpectation the agonising wait for a response to a text message" Back of card: White with Mixo logo.

Quitting Hollywood Mixo Text Funny Card

Front of card: Typographic card with of a illustration of someone on their sofa with blankets and a laptop The text reads: "InstaNest making a nest with cushions and blankets while spending hours surfin' Instagram" Back of card: White with Mixo logo.

Quitting Hollywood Mixo Instagram Funny Card

Front of card: An image of a dog, with text The text reads: "Another birthday, and another year older... ...it's hard to keep all the joy and excitement under control!" Back of card: White with Paw Play logo.

Quitting Hollywood Paw Play Dog Birthday Funny Card

Front of card: An image of two dogs, with text The text reads: "I used to be a whippet but as I've grown older... ...but as I've grown older I've become more of a soddit!" Back of card: White with Paw Play logo.

Front of card: An image of peguin, with text The text reads: "Have a flippin'... ...great birthday!" Back of card: White with Paw Play logo.

Quitting Hollywood Paw Play Penguin Birthday Funny Card

Front of card: An image of cat, with text The text reads: "Twenty one again?... ...your secret's safe with me!" Back of card: White with Paw Play logo.

Quitting Hollywood Paw Play Cat Birthday Funny Card

Front of card: Ilustration of a pig in a party hat with text The text reads: "Happy Birthday let the party piggin!" Back of card: White with Scruffs logo.

Quitting Hollywood Scruffs Animal Pun Funny Card

Front of card: Illustration of a giraffe in a party hat with text The text reads: "Happy Birthday to moooo!" Back of card: White with Scruffs logo.

Front of card: Illustration of a fox with text The text reads: "Happy Birthday Silver Fox" Back of card: White with Sweet Chilli logo.

Quitting Hollywood Sweet Chilli Animal Fox Funny Card

Front of card: Illustration of a muscular man with text The text reads: "Happy birthday beef cake" Back of card: White with Sweet Chilli logo.

Quitting Hollywood Sweet Chilli Funny Birthday Card

Front of card: Illustration of a cheese with text The text reads: "Another year older and still maturing" Back of card: White with Sweet Chilli logo.

Front of card: An image of a two women and a man sitting in a car, with text The text reads: "Nice car what does the knob at the front do? He drives it!" Back of card: White with Tally Ho logo.

Quitting Hollywood Tally Ho Drinking Funny Card

Front of card: An image of a woman with a fan, with text The text reads: "Happy Birthday to a hot babe with hot flushes!" Back of card: White with Tally Ho logo.

Quitting Hollywood Tally Ho Fan Funny Card

Front of card: An image of two women drinking, with text The text reads: "We drink too much swear like a trooper and our morals are questionable! No wonder we're friends" Back of card: White with Tally Ho logo.

Front of card: A doll sat down on her laptop with text above The text reads: "That's by far the filthiest idea you've had...let me log off and I'll be there in fifteen minutes! Back of card: White with Toyology logo.

Quitting Hollywood Toyology Naughty Funny Card

Front of card: Two dolls with text above them The text reads: "A friend told me that I drink too much" "Defriend them! you don't need that negativity in your life!" Back of card: White with Toyology logo.

Quitting Hollywood Toyology Funny Card

Front of card: A doll holding a glass of wine with text The text reads: "If it's broke...wine can fix it!" "Defriend them! you don't need that negativity in your life!" Back of card: White with Toyology logo.

Front of card: Two dolls taking a selfie with text The text reads: "Funny, quirky and crazy! No wonder we're such good friends" Back of card: White with Toyology logo.

Front of card: Photo of a woman and a man hugging with text The text reads: "That's very nice Mrs. Carrington but I actually said 'hold my calls' " Back of card: White with Toyology logo.

Quitting Hollywood Twisty Funny Card

Front of card: A image hands using a of a bottle of hand wash with a drawn on face with text The text reads: "Keep pumping like that...oh..ohh!...OOOHHH!" Back of card: White with the Doozy! logo.

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