Front of card: Features typographic text on a beige background with an Illustration of a Wine glass. Text reads: "You have Performed Moderately Well" Back of card: Deadpan Logo

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Front of card: Featuring an illustration of a purple cat and a green cat sat around a table having a coffee. Text reads: "Always here for a cat-ch up." Back of card: The Paper Tail logo.

Always Here For A Cat-ch up Illustrated Cat Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of a Capybara surrounded by vibrant balloons. Text reads: "Capy birthday capy for you". Back of card: Jolly Awesome logo

Capy Birthday Card

Front of card: You had a baby card Illustration of two nappies with a pack of wipes. Text reads: "You had a baby"' Back of card: Mungo and Shoddy logo

You had a baby card

Front of card: Featuring a collage of colourful smiley faces. Text reads: "You're the best". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler You're The Best Card

Front of card: Featuring a whimsical design on a teal-coloured background. At the centre is an illustrated goose wearing a party hat. Above the goose there is white handwritten text. Text reads: "Happy Birthday you silly goose." Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Happy Birthday You Silly Goose Illustrated Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of peas in a pod on a yellow background. Text reads: "Peas out, bye, cya, ciao, later, fare well, miss you". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Peas Out Leaving Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of collage of colourful sweets on a purple background. Text reads: "Life is sweeter because of you". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Life Is Sweeter Because Of You Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of a frog wearing a boots and a mushroom hat. Text reads: "You are fabulous". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler You Are Fabulous Card

Front of card: Featuring a handwritten typography and an illustration of two rings on a blue background. Text reads: "So glad you weirdos found each other". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler So Glad You Weirdos Found Each Other Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of a person posting hugs and kisses into a red post box. Text reads: "Sending hugs and kisses". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Sending Hugs And Kisses Card

Front of card: Featuring an Illustration of a cucumber character in sunglasses and a backwards baseball cap, looking very cool, on a yellow background. There is a speech bubble that reads: "sup." Text reads: "Cool as a cucumber." Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Cool As A Cucumber Illustrated Scribbler Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of cheerios on a blue background. Text reads: "What will I do without you?, oh bye then, best of luck!, take me with you, some of us will miss you, adios amigo, you’re dead to us, cheerio!, stay! you’ll never make new friends!, I'm sad you’re leaving, see ya later, alligator!, congrats, on escaping this hell hole". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Cheerio Card

Front of card: A simple modern design featuring bold red text on a pink background. Text reads: "I like you. Like, like you, like you." Back of card: Scribbler logo.

I Like You Like You Funny Scribbler Card

Front of card: A black and white design featuring a drawing of two hands holding cups, clinking together in a cheers action, with handdrawn text below. Text reads: "Nothing a cuppa can't fix." Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Nothing A Cuppa Can't Fix Illustrated Scribbler Card

Front of card: Featuring white typography on a blue background. Text reads: "Some of us will miss you". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Some Of Us Will Miss You Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of a worm. Text reads: "Congrats on worming your way into a new job. Please take me with you!". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Congrats On Worming Your Way Into A New Job Card

Front of card: Featuring an Illustration of some jellyfish looking at a plastic bag floating in the water next to them, with a speech bubble. Text reads: "Who's the new guy." Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Funny Jellyfish Illustrated Scribbler Card

Front of card: Featuring a silhouette of a mug on a yellow background. Text reads: "Don't forget your mug traitor". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Don't Forget Your Mug Traitor Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of two balloon characters on a green background. Text reads: "I hope there's no pop music!". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler I Hope There's No Pop Music Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of a British soap icon Pat riding piggyback. Text reads: "Pat on the back". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Pat On The Back Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of a bottle and glass of wine characters on a pink background. Text reads: "Your my partner in wine". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler You're My partner In Wine Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of nice biscuit characters on a blue background. Text reads: "Nice biscuits you're crumbelievable! Have an amazing day! You're the best! You look fabulous!". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Nice Biscuits Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of Earth and Sun characters. Text reads: "You're hot". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler You're Hot Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of a sweet teacup character surrounded by speech bubbles containing text on a blue-coloured background. Text reads: "Positivitea. Never give up. Life is tough, but so are you! You're awesome. Good things take time. If it doesn't open, it's not your door. You can do it. Never give up." Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Positivitea Illustrated Teacup Good Luck Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of a jar of pickled onions with comical, human-like expressions, each onion appearing to be intoxicated. Above the jar, the text reads “Pickled Onions.” The onions inside have speech bubbles with humorous phrases such as “I’m not as drunk as you think I am!”, “You should text your ex!”, “I done a wee”, and “Hey guys, did I tell you I love you?”. The playful design and witty puns create a light-hearted and amusing card, perfect for bringing a smile to someone’s face. Text reads: "Pickled onions. You should text your ex! Hey guys, did I tell you I love you? I done a wee. I'm not as drunk as you think I am!" Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler Pickled Onions Illustrated Pickle Onions Humour Card

Front of card: Featuring bubbly typography on a groovy purple background. Text reads: "You are niece". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler You Are Niece Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of cute cats. Text reads: "Happy birthday from the cat". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler From The Cat Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of a pie chart. Text reads: "The three birthday moods", "the dread happy birthday being sung", "let’s get drunk and forget my age" and "pretending not to see the money fall out of the card". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

Scribbler The Three Birthday Moods Card

Front of card: 'You're the best!' Humourous Card Illustration of a unicorn. Text reads: "You may have stopped believing in Unicorns", "you're the best" and "but they never stopped believing in you!". Back of card: Twisted Doodles logo

Illustration Of A Unicorn You Are The Best Card

Front of card: Featuring an illustration of brie. Text reads: "I brie-lieve in you". Back of card: Scribbler logo.

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