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Funny Free Willy Charades Birthday Greeting Card 
Despite his best efforts, nobody guessed Free Willy

Funny Free Willy Charades Birthday Greeting Card

Front of card: Featuring a funny photograph of a bear standing in a bathroom in front of a blocked toilet with a plunger in its hand looking reluctant. Text reads: "Michael, it's a big one! Happy Birthday!" Back of card: Avanti logo.

Avanti It's A Big One Funny Bear Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring fun in-your-face typography with stars on a blue background. There is one photo upload area in the zero of the number '70'. Text reads: "70 years of being amazing!" Back of card: Banter! by The London Studio logo.

70 Years Of Being Amazing Photo Upload Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring gold typography on a white textured background. Text reads: "You've seen it all, done it all and heard it all. You just can't remember it all!". Back of card: Brainbox Candy logo

You've Seen It All, Done It All And Heard It All 70th Birthday Card

Front of card: Funny photograph of male doll with in armchair Text reads: "He googled his symptoms, and it turned out he just needed everyone to piss off." Back of card: Bold and Bright logo. Moonpig logo

Funny Photographic Male Figurine in Armchair Rude Humour Card

Funny Cheeky Chops 70 Seriously Id Be Keeping That Shit Quiet Card

Funny Cheeky Chops 70 Seriously Id Be Keeping That Quiet Card

Front of card: Dad's 70th Birthday Card Silver number 70 balloon with banners surrounded by stars on a black textured background. Text reads: "To a brilliant Dad 70 happy Birthday to you! Love from Kev & Julie x". 'Love from Kev & Julie x' can be personalised! Back of card: Clintons Logo

Silver Number Seventy Balloon With Banners Surrounded By Stars Dad's Seventieth Birthday Card

The Hereafter Funny Personalised Happy 70th Birthday Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

The Hereafter Funny Personalised Happy 70th Birthday Card

Front of card: 70th Birthday Card Large golden number with illustrations of cake and wine. Text reads: "You're 70 and sensational". Back of card: Emma Proctor Designs, Ta Da! logo

Large Golden Number With Illustrations Of Cake And Wine Seventieth Birthday Card

Front of card: Funny Typographic Dad Your Son Will Take All The Credit For This Card Text reads:"Dad Whilst Your Son Will Take All The Credit For This Card, It Was Actually Your Amazing Daughter In Law That Thought Of You And Bought It"

Funny Typographic Dad Your Son Will Take All The Credit For This Card

Go La La Simple typographic Birthday Card. The non editable caption reads 70! The 70s Are Commonly Known For Being About Free Love, Roller Skates And Disco, So That Should Be Plenty To Keep You Busy. Happy Birthday! The card has a lilac border and a white background.
The rear of the card has a white background with the Go La La and Moonpig logos.

Go La La Funny The 70s Were Known For Being About Free Love, Roller Skates And Disco Birthday Card

Metallic Gold Glitter 70th Personalised Birthday Card

Front of Card: Illustration of bottle of alcohol and tumbler glass on a grey textured background. Text reads: "To my step dad Alfred. Relax on your 70th Birthday." With editable text. Back of Card: Hotchpotch Logo. Moonpig logo.

Hotchpotch Illustrated Bottle and Tumbler Stepdad Birthday Card

A Very Special 70th Birthday Garden Card Front of card: Features a bush in the shape of the number 70 and 3 photo upload areas. Text reads: "Wishing you a very special 80th birthday Peter 80".

A Very Special 70th Birthday Garden Card

Front of card: Colourful stripey pattern design with circle in center showing text Text reads: "Dad on your 70th Birthday" Back of card: Laura Darrington logo. Moonpig logo.

Dad Stripey Pattern 70th Birthday Card

Limelight Personalised True Vintage Birthday Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Limelight Personalised True Vintage Birthday Card

Once Apon A Time Birthday Card <r>Features dinasaur illustrations and a verse. Text reads "Once upon a time a really really long time ago, (Like when jesus was knocking about, or during dinosaur times or something) you were born".

Once Apon A Time Birthday Card

Front of card: A image of three road signs with text The text reads: "Seventy? Yes! Old? No Way!" Back of card: White with Mungo and Shoddy logo.

Mungo and Shoddy Road Sign Birthday Card

Front of card: This humorous greeting card features a “British bird watching checklist” with cartoon illustrations of four birds labelled as “Big brown bird,” “Little brown bird,” “Black bird,” and “Wanker” (depicting a seagull). The playful design uses simple bird illustrations and a comedic checklist format to create a cheeky and light-hearted tone. Typographic card. Text reads: “British bird watching checklist. Big brown bird. Little brown bird. Black bird. Wanker." Back of card: Objectables Logo.

British Bird Watching Check List Humorous Illustrated Birds Birthday Card

Front of Card: Photo upload image with an illustration of Globe Text reads: "World's Best Dad Happy 80th birthday" All text is editable Back of Card: Okey Dokey Design logo, Moonpig logo

Okey Dokey Design World's Best Dad Photo Upload Birthday Card

Modern Watercolour Paint Effect Happy 70th Birthday Card

Front of card: Image of a sausage dog on a turquoise background with yellow, orange and white text above, Text reads: Dad You're Seventy. How did that happen? With customisable text options. Back of card: Pigment logo. Moonpig logo.

Fun Sausage Dog Dad Birthday Card

Poppy and Mabel illustration of a bottle of Whisky and a glass with ice and Whisky in it. The card background colour is cream. The non editable caption reads 70 Today I'm Not Saying Your Old But If You Were A Whisky, You'd Be Really Expensive.
The rear of the card has a cream background with the Poppy and Mabel, and Moonpig logos

I'm Not Saying Your Old But If You Were A Whisky, You'd Be Really Expensive 70th Birthday Card

Funny In Need Of A Little Lubriication Birthday Card Front of card: Features a small male figurine stood next to a can of WD-40. Text reads: "Happy Birthday. You're Not Old...Just In Need Of A Little Lubrication". Back of card: Return To The Land Of Little logo

Funny In Need Of A Little Lubriication Birthday Card

Front of card: Featuring a witty doctor joke accompanied by a black and white photo. Text reads: "Doctor I keep hearing strange voices in my underpants! Ignore them they are just talking b*ll*cks!". Back of card: Twisty logo

Doctor I Keep Hearing Strange Voices In My Underpants Card

Warning 70 And Shows No Sign Of Slowing Down Birthday Card

British The Original Vintage Classic Personalised Name Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, its time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

British The Original Vintage Classic Personalised Name Card

Getting Old Birthday Card - Now... am I going upstairs for something or have I just come down?

Getting Old Birthday Card

Front of card: 
A blue background with a hand-drawn sleeping lion wearing a red party hat, with a large golden “70” above.
 
Text reads: 
“70, Roaring Into seventy... More like snoring”.
 
Back of card: 
Age Of Distinction designed by Hope Glass logo.

Roaring Into Seventy Illustrated Birthday Card

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