Front of card: An image of two women with drinks in their hands and text The text reads: "We drink too much, swear like troopers and our morals are questionable... ...No wonder we're friends" Back of card: White with Dench logo.

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Front of card: An old religious illustration of a woman and a child reading a book with text above The text reads: "Waddya mean it doesn't swipe?" Back of card: White with Dench logo.

Quitting Hollywood Dench Funny Card

Front of card: Illustration of a man lighting a lantern looking suprised with text The text reads: "OMG! You're so old!" Back of card: White with Dench logo.

Front of card: Illustration of woman looking down with text The text reads: "When you spend too much time watching Netflix and have lost the ability to move!" Back of card: White with Dench logo.

Front of card: Photo of four footballers lined up in a wall with text above The text reads: "The lads had put several pleas to the ref but he simply said they should have gone before the match started" Back of card: White with the image from the front along with the Game On logo.

Quitting Hollywood Game On Football Funny Card

Front of card: Photo of a boy holding a hammer with text above The text reads: "He had learnt how to fix things by watching his dad. First, try a screwdriver then when that doesn't work, you swear at it and whack it with a hammer!" Back of card: White with the image from the front along with the Game On logo.

Quitting Hollywood Game On Funny Card

Front of card: Photo of bags of golf clubs with text above The text reads: "GOLF: The world's most popular excuse for an all day piss up" Back of card: White with the image from the front along with the Game On logo.

Quitting Hollywood Game On Golf Funny Card

Front of card: Photo of two men playing golf with text above The text reads: "What's your handicap? Basically that I'm not very good" Back of card: White with the image from the front along with the Game On logo.

Front of card: Photo of a man running with text above The text reads: "After a month of jogging ten miles a day, he was feeling terrific, the only problem was he was 300 miles from home!" Back of card: White with the image from the front along with the Game On logo.

Quitting Hollywood Game On Running Funny Card

Front of card: Typographic card with of a illustration of someone on their sofa with blankets and a laptop The text reads: "InstaNest making a nest with cushions and blankets while spending hours surfin' Instagram" Back of card: White with Mixo logo.

Quitting Hollywood Mixo Instagram Funny Card

Front of card: An image of a dog, with text The text reads: "Another birthday, and another year older... ...it's hard to keep all the joy and excitement under control!" Back of card: White with Paw Play logo.

Quitting Hollywood Paw Play Dog Birthday Funny Card

Front of card: An image of cat, with text The text reads: "Twenty one again?... ...your secret's safe with me!" Back of card: White with Paw Play logo.

Quitting Hollywood Paw Play Cat Birthday Funny Card

Front of card: Illustration of a sausage with text The text reads: "Silly Sausage" Back of card: White with Sweet Chilli logo.

Quitting Hollywood Sweet Chilli Sausage Food Funny Card

Front of card: Illustration of a T-Rex with text The text reads: "OldManasaurusrex" Back of card: White with Sweet Chilli logo.

Quitting Hollywood Sweet Chilli Dinosaur T-Rex Funny Card

Front of card: Illustration of a cheese with text The text reads: "Another year older and still maturing" Back of card: White with Sweet Chilli logo.

Quitting Hollywood Sweet Chilli Funny Birthday Card

Front of card: An image of a woman sitting in a bin with a glass of prosecco, with text The text reads: "Those famous last words "one more prosecco can't hurt Happy Birthday!" Back of card: White with Tally Ho logo.

Quitting Hollywood Tally Ho Drinking Funny Card

Front of card: An image of a two women and a man sitting in a car, with text The text reads: "Nice car what does the knob at the front do? He drives it!" Back of card: White with Tally Ho logo.

Front of card: An image of a man with a bandage round his head, with text The text reads: "Waking up with a broken leg in a police cell with alcohol poisioning could mean only one thing he'd had a great birthday" Back of card: White with Tally Ho logo.

Quitting Hollywood Tally Ho Birthday Funny Card

Front of card: An image of two women drinking, with text The text reads: "We drink too much swear like a trooper and our morals are questionable! No wonder we're friends" Back of card: White with Tally Ho logo.

Front of card: An image of a woman drinking, with text The text reads: "Gin isn't the answer gin is the question, Yes please a large one is the answer" Back of card: White with Tally Ho logo.

Front of card: A doll sat down on her laptop with text above The text reads: "That's by far the filthiest idea you've had...let me log off and I'll be there in fifteen minutes! Back of card: White with Toyology logo.

Quitting Hollywood Toyology Naughty Funny Card

Front of card: Photo of a woman and a man hugging with text The text reads: "That's very nice Mrs. Carrington but I actually said 'hold my calls' " Back of card: White with Toyology logo.

Quitting Hollywood Twisty Funny Card

Front of card: Illustration of a man lifting his shirt up with text The text reads: "Another year older and still maturing" Back of card: White with Sweet Chilli logo.

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