Front of card:
 
Featuring a humorous retro spoof music album with a saxophone, guitar, record player, keyboard and confetti on a blue background.
 
Text reads:
 
"This is what people call old. Feat. classics such as: Achy breaky back, hit me with your walking stick, don’t go breaking my hip, should I stay or should I go to bed, oops! I pulled it again, baby got back pain, rolling in the deep heat, man! I feel really tired."
 
Perfect for Birthdays.
 
Back of card:
 
Abi Go Lucky logo.

For the little messages

Standard Card

This Is What People Call Old Birthday Card

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Large Card

Front of card:
 
Featuring a funny hand-drawn sequence of a person in a yellow top dodging danger in different poses, on a red background.
 
Text reads:
 
"How to avoid death 1. Not today death 2. Missed again death 3. Nice try death 4. Fuck you death."
 
Perfect for Birthdays, just because, and humorous everyday messages.
 
Back of card:
 
Brain Box Candy logo.

How To Avoid Death Funny Illustrated Character Card

Front of card:
 
Featuring a blonde doll seated on a turquoise chair above assorted crystals on a grey background.
 
Text reads:
 
"There are not enough crystals for all this bullsh*t."
 
Perfect for encouragement, Birthdays, just because, and thinking of you.
 
Back of card:
 
Bold & Bright logo.

There Are Not Enough Crystals For All This Bullsh*t Funny Doll Card

Funny Photo 80th Birthday Card - Mags is 80! Even though it was her 80th Birthday, Margaret thought it best to limit herself to just one slice of cake.

Funny Photo 80th Birthday Card

Funny Birthday Card for Her, What are those sweets called?

Funny humour comedy retro Birthday Card for Her, What are those sweets called?

When Life Gives You Lemons Make A Birthday Gin And Tonic Card

Front of card:
 
Featuring a humorous cocktail scene with a woman relaxing on a deckchair with a passion fruit slice, a ladder, pool float, rubber duck, and soft clouds on a white background.
 
Text reads:
 
"It's your birthday. Sip back & relax."
 
Perfect for Birthdays.
 
Back of card:
 
Emma Proctor Designs logo.

Sip Back And Relax Cocktail Birthday Card

Front of card:
 
A greeting card featuring a cute illustrated orange cat sitting with scattered feathers around it, drawn in a hand-sketched style on a clean white background.
 
Text reads:
 
"A little birdie told me you're a year older today... I ate him, you're welcome."
 
Back of card:
 
Greetz logo.

A Little Birdie Told Me You’re A Year Older Illustrated Birthday Card

Front of card:
 
Featuring a humorous photograph of two dogs playing chess on a blurred green garden background.
 
Text reads:
 
"Hope your birthday is a winning move!"
 
Perfect for Birthdays.
 
Back of card:
 
Hooman Antics By Lee O’Connor logo.

Hope Your Birthday Is A Winning Move Card

Front of card:
 
Featuring a funny cartoon black cat wearing a party hat and holding a birthday candle beside a green striped table on a pink background.
 
Text reads:
 
"Yay this again!"
 
Perfect for Birthdays.
 
Back of card:
 
Paper Tail logo.

Yay This Again Illustrated Black Cat Birthday Card

Illustrated Llama Happy Birthday Card

Front of card:
 
Featuring a funny bulldog wearing a striped party hat with a hand-drawn dinosaur, a pink speech bubble, and a blue grid floor on a cream background.
 
Text reads:
 
"Today I found a dinosaur in my toy box and it reminded me it was your birthday."
 
Perfect for Birthdays.
 
Back of card:
 
Kate Smith Co. logo.

Today I Found A Dinosaur In My Toy Box Funny Dog Birthday Card

Front of card:
 
Featuring two hand-drawn seagulls dancing and holding small drinks on a pink background.
 
Text reads:
 
"Gulls just want to have fun."
 
Perfect for Birthdays, friendship, and just because.
 
Back of card:
 
Lucilla Lavender logo.

Gulls Just Want To Have Fun Cartoon Seagulls Card

Front of card:
 
Featuring two hand-drawn blue tits holding cocktail glasses in a humorous scene on a beige background.
 
Text reads:
 
"One more of these and it's all going tits up."
 
Perfect for Birthdays, friendship, and just because.
 
Back of card:
 
Lucilla Lavender logo.

One More Of These And It's All Going Tits Up Card

Front of card:
 
Featuring a funny illustration of a smiling black and white cat wearing a party hat on a blue background.
 
Text reads:
 
"Your face when the whole restaurant starts singing happy birthday."
 
Perfect for Birthdays.
 
Back of card:
 
#LOL! By The London Studio logo.

Your Face When The Whole Restaurant Starts Singing Illustrated Cat Birthday Card

Just One Glass Funny Personalised Happy Birthday Card Once you've personalised your card and used the handwriting feature on the app, it's time to make their day even brighter by adding flowers and a gift!

Just One Glass Funny Personalised Happy Birthday Card

Front of card:
 
Featuring hand-drawn wine bottles, a glass of red wine, a candle, flowers, and leaves on a white background.
 
Text reads:
 
"Wine not f*ck off. Vin leave me alone. She had found the perfect drinks for her moment of rest and relaxation."
 
Perfect for Birthdays, just because, and friendship.
 
Back of card:
 
Mungo And Shoddy logo.

She Had Found The Perfect Drinks Funny Wine Card

Front of card:
 
Featuring a funny cartoon nun ordering a drink from a surprised bartender at a pub bar on a white background.
 
Text reads:
 
"Have the best birthday... Bar nun!"
 
Perfect for Birthdays.
 
Back of card:
 
Mungo And Shoddy logo.

Bar Nun Cartoon Pub Have The Best Birthday Card

Front of card: 
Featuring a cute illustration of a chihuahua wearing a party hat in the centre of the card. Around the chihuahua is arched black text.
 
Text reads: 
"Chihua Wowa You're Aging Well".
 
Back of card: 
Ohh Deer ltd logo

Chihua Wowa You're Aging Well Birthday Card

Front of card: Sepia vintage photograph of a little girl in a yellow dress skipping. Gold and black text with editable name at the top and gold frame border Text reads: “Happy 90th Birthday Winnie. Don’t count the Birthdays… treasure the memories" With customisable name. Back of card: Pigment logo. Moonpig logo.

Treasure the Memories Birthday Card

Pigment Don't Count The Birthdays Treasures the Memories Card

Front of card:
 
Featuring a funny hand-drawn cartoon of two orange cats, one holding a smartphone, with speech bubbles on a light blue background.
 
Text reads:
 
"What are you doing? Just on SnapCat."
 
Perfect for just saying hello, Birthdays, and friendship.
 
Back of card:
 
Paperlink logo.

Just On Snapcat Funny Illustrated Cat Card

Front of card:
 
Featuring Edina Monsoon holding a cocktail and Patsy Stone drinking from a bottle in a humorous fashion-style drawing on a white background.
 
Text reads:
 
"Hope your birthday is absolutely fabulous... ...sweetie, dahling."
 
Perfect for Birthdays.
 
Back of card:
 
Paperlink logo.

Sod The Cake Cartoon Party Girl Birthday Card

Front of card:
 
This greeting card design features a retro-style photo of five women playfully holding fingers to their lips as if sharing a secret, set against a textured purple background, with a humorous caption in a white speech bubble at the top. The text reads, “The best part about being our age is we did all our stupid stuff before the internet!”
 
Text reads:
 
"The best part about being our age is we did all our stupid stuff before the internet!"
 
Back of card:
 
Twisty Designed by Quitting Hollywood logo.

Stupid Stuff Before The Internet Humorous Birthday Card

My Cucumber's Enormous! Card Features a black and white photo of 2 women. Text reads: "I've been flashing my boobs at the tomatoes, so they turn red from blushing. Has it worked? No, but my cucumbers are enormous!".

My Cucumber's Enormous! Card

Front of Card: Featuring bold black typography on a white background with an illustration of a cake at the top of the card. Text reads: "A birthday poem. When you get to your age you've also lived and laughed and loved and got more mature. But just because you're older doesn't mean the fun is done. Although you are a grown-up...you don't have to act like one!" Back of card: Hanson White logo.

Humourous Sentimental Poem Typography Birthday Card

Front of card:
 
Featuring a funny hand-drawn scene of two women dancing with drinks, a disco ball, music notes and a chest of drawers on a bright yellow background.
 
Text reads:
 
"Why would we go to a club, we pay a mortgage to have our own kitchen discos!"
 
Perfect for Birthdays, friendship, and just because.
 
Back of card:
 
Hanson White logo.

Square Card

Kitchen Discos! Funny Illustrated Dancing Friends Card

Large Square Card

Front of card:
 
Featuring a stylish hand-drawn woman in a crown holding a sparkler and a birthday cake, with colourful confetti around her on a cream background.
 
Text reads:
 
"Birthday Queen. A year older. Still iconic."
 
Perfect for Birthdays.
 
Back of card:
 
Velvet Noir logo.

A Year Older Still Iconic Illustrated Fashion Woman Birthday Card

Front of card:
 
Featuring a humorous photograph of an older doll wearing a party hat beside a jam jar on a light grey background.
 
Text reads:
 
"Happy birthday to someone who is marvellously well preserved. Beautifully preserved."
 
Perfect for Birthdays.
 
Back of card:
 
Bold & Bright logo.

Marvellously Well Preserved Funny Doll Birthday Card

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